So, these reports are pretty odd. Odd but not unbelievable, because celebrities have all these weird fantasies that I don’t understand. They have so much money that they can virtually do everything and anything, and since they do all those things, they’re sick of the stuff regular people dream of, so they resort to weird stuff. That’s my theory, at least.

So according to Rush & Molloy, Charlie Sheen has a fetish for life-like dolls. Since I’m a lady, I’m not going to put up a picture of the type of doll I’m talking about, but let’s just say they are definitely dolls that are NSFW! Gross! And not only is Charlie into them, but apparently he wanted to add them to his sex life. He brought it into his bedroom while he had two other girls there. Creepy!

“They couldn’t stop laughing at him. Charlie got so mad that he ran the girls out of his house. Then he took a meat cleaver and chopped one of the doll’s hands off. He and his bodyguard tried to dispose of it, like it was a real body. They wrapped it in a blanket and drove around in the middle of the night till they found a Dumpster.”

For some silly reason, I’m seriously doubting the legitimacy of this story. I could believe it up until the whole Sopranoish scene. I think Charlie may be a bit into the fetish stuff, but I am not seeing him driving around with a fake hand wrapped in a towel. What do you think?