Kevin Federline on Oprah. Are you ready to hear K-Fed’s side of the story? Because he’s ready to tell it! To Oprah Winfrey, that is, and you won’t want to miss it (if it actually happens). According to The News of the World, Oprah wanted to sit down with Britney Spears and have a talk with her, but Britney didn’t return any of Oprah’s calls. Now Oprah is giving Kevin Federline a turn to tell his side of what happened, and what is happening. I’d watch this if it happened, would you? (Source)

Victoria Beckham to Gain Weight. Victoria Beckham has been told by her bosses that she needs to gain weight in order to keep up her rigorous performing schedule with The Spice Girls. Victoria, who is Posh Spice, is terrified of gaining weight and her bosses are having to really talk her into it. She will first go on a 5-day detox and then begin eating more food, with a lot of protein. I can’t picture her gaining a single fricken pound! (Source)

Christina Aguilera is Pregnant. Christina Aguilera confirms (duh) her pregnancy to Glamour Magazine. Finally we know for sure! The pop star also talks about her doting husband Jordan Bratman, the approximate time she will become a mother, and how she’s managed to steer clear of the party and drug scene, unlike many of her colleagues. I am beginning to like Christina Aguilera more and more and the fact that her husband isn’t cute shows she isn’t shallow! (Source)

Jane Seymour has Implants. Jane Seymour, 56-year-old actress, has previously denied rumors that she has received cosmetic surgery but now, in an attempt to get her name back in some headlines, she admits she’s received a few forms of it. To get ready for her topless scene in Wedding Crashers, Jane got small breast implants. She also had an eye lift. Breast implants at fifty-something seems a little silly, doesn’t it? (Source)

Here are some new pictures of the Spice Girls. I’m not sure what they’re for–maybe just some promotional pictures–but they’re all pretty good. Granted, I’m sure they’ve been carefully edited, everyone seems to be looking just as good as they did before–if not better! There aren’t many of Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice, but I take it as a good thing because she really isn’t that pretty. In fact, her nose is hideous! Oink, oink! I heard that Posh isn’t going to have a lot of vocals on the new album, either. Burn! Yet somehow, she seems to be the most famous?! I think we should all make Ginger and Baby superstars! Seriously. They’re the hottest and apparently the most talented.

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Have you ever seen the Pussycat Dolls perform? Quite honestly, it would be cheaper to buy tickets to a burlesque show in Las Vegas than it would be to buy concert tickets to PCD.

Doesn’t the whole, wearing really slutty stuff and acting sexy get old? I mean, you’ve got to wake up one day and say, “Wearing forty pounds of make up and fake hair with all these slutty clothes just isn’t what it used to be!” right? Well anyway.

Pig-nose Victoria Beckham is going to be “performing” with the Pussycat Dolls. What happened to the Spice Girls reunion? A source says,

“They’ve been blown away by Victoria since she arrived in LA. They love her style and think she has the perfect figure for the group. They are all huge Spice Girl fans and can’t wait to have her on stage with them.”

Blown away by her? I’m blown away by all the money her husband David Beckham has. In fact, there is nothing about Victoria that makes me even interested. She’s a fug rich wife with an eating disorder. How is that something to love and be blown away by?

You tell me!

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She just can’t make friends anywhere she goes, can she? Maybe it’s her friendship with aliens Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise that is making Victoria Beckham an outcast in America. Maybe it’s just because people are jealous she’s married to the hottest soccer star ever? Whatever it is, people definitely haven’t taken to Posh yet.. maybe if she just tipped better??

When dining out in Los Angeles with friends, including Katie Holmes, it seems that Victoria Beckham didn’t leave a tip for the waitress.. after a rather large tab.

According to the Baltimore Sun, Victoria and Katie, who was said to have paid the bill, left without leaving a tip. And when the indignant waitress tried to run after the pair, she was prevented by Victoria’s security team.

Security team? Let’s be honest. When celebrities have security, they just have one, really ‘roided up guy with a bandana and a strong arm. Maybe she forgot to leave the tip? She doesn’t look like one of those celebrities that’s really cheap. That’s just Sarah Jessica Parker.

Victoria Beckham’s credibility just went up a couple notches in my book. Not only did she burn Paris Hilton but it was such a good burn that she basically owned her. Paris Hilton said that when Victoria Beckham came to America, she couldn’t wait to be friends with her and that they would be soul mates. She told the London Sun,

“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.”

What was Vicky’s response? What is she smoking, I’d never be friends with that dirty American skeeze! (Well she didn’t say exactly that but that’s basically what she meant.) She said,

“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.”

The underwear thing is definitely true but other than that I don’t see how they are all that different?! Okay so Victoria Beckham lives off her husbands money.. Paris lives off her parents money.. they are both annoying.. umm.. what else? I think Victoria is legit for saying that, though. You know she hates Paris and probably wishes bitch was still in the clink.

I was under the impression that singing groups reunited because of popular demand so maybe that is why I’m finding it so difficult to understand why The Spice Girls would be getting back together. I know in America that no one was really too sad to see them go, and now I hear they are embarking on a 25-city world tour. Why? So they can sing horribly crappy pop songs from the mid-90′s that were just mediocre then (and probably worse now)? Here’s why.

Each of the girls is getting $20 million to do the tour. And everything is going to be recorded already, just so there aren’t any Ashlee Simpson moments I guess. Either way I think they are lame.

Is it just me or is Victoria Beckham totally hideous? I really can’t stand her. I can’t! She looks like a stuck-up pig with fake boobs and an eating disorder. Mean. True, though.