Here is Johnny Depp‘s partner, Vanessa Paradis, in France doing some fashion event thing since she used to be a model. Recently rumors have been circulating that Vanessa is getting Aniston-fever and requesting that Johnny pull-out of his movie with Angelina Jolie because she is afraid he will fall into Jolie’s husband-stealing trap. I really don’t see what she has to be worried about. Johnny’s got a weird style and I am pretty sure he’d rather be with a more intellectual, worldly (yet, burnt out looking) version of Heather Grahm than with Angelina Jolie‘s heroin addicted, adoption happy ass. Johnny doesn’t want all the spotlight that Angie does, either, so I think Vanessa is safe. For now!

Oh yeah, that’s totally a face I would trust not to seduce my husband and ruin my life. Oh and before I get to the story, let me just put this out there: Angelina Jolie met her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton when he was engaged to another actress and she met her current baby-daddy Brad Pitt when he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. Okay, with that said…

Vanessa Paradis, the baby-momma and basically “wife” of actor Johnny Depp, is reportedly weary of Depp having a love scene with Jolie in their next film together. Rumors are going around that Depp is trying to pull out of the film (pun intended) to make his wife happy. In addition, there are already rumors circulating that Jolie has her sights set on Depp.

Depp and Paradis, who is a French singer and model, have two children together. That’s perfect for Angie! She can wreck another home! Call it insecure or not, I’d say I’d want to steer clear of a man-eating, family-wrecking, attention-stealing woman like Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston is nodding her head yes somewhere in the universe right now!

In case you don’t remember, Johnny Depp’s daughter was quick sick back in the Spring. Johnny and Vanessa were quite worried about her making it. Now Johnny is talking about how scary it was for his little girl to be sick, and how she’s healthy now. He told Entertainment Weekly:

“To say it was the darkest moment, that’s nothing.”
“It doesn’t come close to describing it. Words are so small.”
“Now every single millisecond is a mini-celebration,” says the two-time Oscar nominee. “Every time we get to breathe in and exhale is a huge victory. She pulled through beautifully, perfectly, with no lasting anything.”

So sweet! What a loving daddy! I’m glad to hear that his daughter is doing better. It’s always horrible when children get sick, no matter what! You feel bad when anyone gets sick but children don’t always know whats happening to them and they aren’t able to cope as easy as adults are. Congratulations to Johnny and Vanessa on everything!

Before I even mention the story, I just want to say that Johnny Depp is going down hill. I saw a picture of him the other day where he looked like Pete Doherty. Honestly. Skinny and cracked out. Let’s hope it was just a bad picture of him cause usually Johnny Depp is hot. ANYWAY.

According to OK! Magazine, Johnny Depp and his longtime lover Vanessa Paradis are planning to finally get married this summer. These two have been together for like, nine years. They have two children together; Lily Rose who is 8 and Jack who is 5. I think it’s about time. Wonder what Wino thinks about that?

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