Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed first super model, is always outspoken. Her angle is being obnoxious and outspoken, which is sort of irritating but doesn’t really bother me. Tyra Banks, on the other hand, is quite possibly the biggest poser ever. Some episodes she tries to act black, other episodes she tries to be white. She’s needy, fake, obnoxious, and she tries to make people look bad. I just don’t like her. So when Janice Dickinson called her fat, I laughed.

Janice was on the Today show this morning, speaking out about the Jennifer Love Hewitt beach pictures. (Which, by the way, have received so much press and I have no idea why! People call A list celebrities fat all the time but when we do it to D list Jennifer Love Hewitt, its a big deal?! I bet she’s loving all the attention, she’s desperate for it!) When asked by Al Roker what she thought about the pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt, Janice replied:

“Jennifer Love Hewitt is a healthy, not emaciated woman. She is a healthy girl. These are unflattering camera angles on her. You want to see someone fat, I’m sorry, Tyra, Tyra Banks is fat.”

Oh, snap! And since Al Roker is a fat guy trapped in a semi-fat guy’s body, he took it to the butt and called Janice out on it. When he did this, Janice said, “I’m kidding. I love Miss Banks.” Oh she meant it and everyone knows it! Now Tyra will be wearing that stupid Sports Illustrated swimsuit like she did that one time and everyone in the audience is going to be cheering her on. It will be quite the idiots parade, you wait. But hey, the good part is, Tyra got burned by Janice Dickinson!  Ha ha! Holiday cheer for everyone!