Tony Romo dumped his girlfriend of two years, Jessica Simpson, a couple weeks ago on her birthday. As if that wasn’t classy enough, now he’s issued a “red alert” outside the gates of his home that notifies his security guards that she is not allowed in. Isn’t this a bit much? I mean, even if she did threaten to come to his house and kill him, doesn’t he realize she’s like, five feet tall and he’s a huge football player who could easily hold her down until cops could come arrest her? Anyway, she wouldn’t do that because she cares too much about the tabloids. To me this whole “red alert” thing is completely mean. Here’s what the sign outside his house apparently says.

“RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.”

Jessica Simpson should do an interview with a magazine and when they ask her about the alert, she should laugh like she thinks he’s stupid. You know that would totally get to him.

Here’s a first! Jessica Simpson‘s boyfriend, football player Tony Romo, likes Jessica all natural. He says he’s more attracted to her without all that make up and fake hair. So Jessica has been trying to tone it down lately. She says she doesn’t really like getting all dolled up all the time anyway because she’s just a down-home girl on the inside.  Uh-huh. She loves getting her face and hair put on and that’s obvious. I think she looks great without make up because she has such nice skin, but lets not tell lies here.. she’s toning it down for him because she DOES like having all that done. It’s obvious. And hey, where does he get off making that kind of request? I like him best with his fat, judgmental mouth shut but I’m not making any requests.

 

A couple of weeks ago, OK! Magazine ran a story about Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo dumping Jessica Simpson because she was “bad luck” and because fans “didn’t like her around.” The story also reports that Jessica’s younger sister, Ashlee, also wants nothing to do with her. Jessica is fighting back at the reportedly false story by suing the magazine, OK! Apparently, Jessica is sick and tired of being slandered and wants to set the magazine straight. TMZ reports:

Simpson’s lawyers have sent a letter to OK!’s Editor-in-Chief, Sarah Ivens, claiming OK!’s article is bogus, adding that Jess and Tony are still together and that Ashlee and Jessica remain close. The attorneys say the article reflects a “smear campaign” and has subjected Simpson to “public contempt, ridicule, aversion or disgrace.” The lawyers want OK! to “immediately publish a prominent and unambiguous” retraction.

Part of me says good for Jessica for trying to set the record straight but another part of me thinks she’s being silly–when you’re famous people write things that are untrue–deal with it. Maybe she’s really scared that Tony Romo will dump her because she is bad luck and the story was just a little too close to her fears? I don’t know but… it could be! And as far as Ashlee Simpson wanting to not hang out with her sister anymore? Well, I guess I could see how that could piss the Simpson’s off. Unless… that’s true, too? You never know!