Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria Parker is so sucky that she gets sloppy seconds from Kim Kardashian! Shit, that sucks. To get Angelia Jolie‘s sloppy seconds is alright but to get them from someone who is famous for sex-tapes and reality shows? That really sucks. On NYE (the actual eve) Eva Longoria Parker and her husband Tony Parker got paid to party at EVE nightclub in Las Vegas. Kim Kardashian did the same act the night before. They must need the money. Or those diamond suckers are magnificent.

 

These magazines are so messed up. They choose their celebrities for their “100 Most Beautiful” that will sell the most copies of the magazine, not whose really one of the most “beautiful” people. Because being beautiful means possessing wholesome and becoming qualities on the inside and out. Those qualifications alone eliminate virtually everyone famous person there is. But People Magazine doesn’t hold anybody to real standards. They pick, like I said, celebrities that sell magazines. And their newest list is beyond retarded. I mean, seriously, listen to some who made it:

Rumer Willis (WTF? She’s only famous cause her parents are Demi Moore and Bruce Willis. They probably paid to get her fug ass in there. How else could she have gotten in? She hasn’t even been in that many films.)

Sarah Silverman (WTF again. Silverman has done 1 funny thing in her career and that was the “I’m F*cking Ben Affleck” video. Other than that, she sings about poop and she sucks. Not to mention she’s far from beautiful.)

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker (No, no, no. These two are attention-loving paparazzi whores.)

The cast of Gossip Girl (I have never seen this show BUT I know it’s lame because its on the CW and shows like Smallville are on that network. Nuff said.)

Julianne Moore (It’s almost like they were running out of people to throw on the list because Julianne Moore hasn’t even made any good films lately.)

Vanessa Hudgens (They’re giving this title to someone who has over a handful of nude pictures floating around on the internet? That really gives the kids something to look up to. How stupid.)

Miley Cyrus (What can I even say? That horse face was bound to get it and it was obvious.)

To find out who else made the list (Kate Hudson is the cover-model), you can click here. Trust me, though, when I say you’re not  missing anything. Seriously, this has got to be the worst list they’ve ever thrown together. Better than seeing Matt Damon‘s greasy face on the cover again, though.

 

TMZ has obtained a lawsuit filed by Tony Parker — Eva’s hubby — against X17, the photo agency that published reports and text messages alleging that he cheated on Eva Longoria shortly after the couple were married.

claiming, “X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the very least, it had to have entertained serious doubts about the credibility of its supposed source.”

X17 published stories that French model Alexandra Paressant had “an affair with Mr. Eva Longoria and that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months.”

The San Antonio Spur seems particularly pissed that X17 never sought to “verify the information with Mr. Parker, Ms. Longoria, any of their representatives or….anyone else who might have knowledge of the truth or falsity of the allegations.”

The suit states, “Tony Parker has never had sexual relations with a woman named Alexandra Paressant.”

The suit seeks at least $20 million.

TMZ

Don’t mess with a woman whose planning a million dollar wedding! Or just don’t mess with a bossy little bitch.. aka Eva Longoria! She is set to marry her fiance Tony Parker in a beautiful Paris wedding on July 7. Eva has been in Paris with Tony’s mom working on the last minute details for her wedding. While she was there, Tony mentioned to her that he sort of wouldn’t mind changing their wedding date to Christmas. She was so livid that she flew to Texas to confront him about. Craziness!

Accusing Tony of getting cold feet and wanting to duck marriage, Eva wailed: “The invitations are out, and the plans are all set for July 7 in Paris!” Like a typical guy, Tony can’t fathom the fuss. “I didn’t say we weren’t getting married – I just wanted to postpone it to promote my album!” Here’s the compromise: The wedding’s on for July 7 – but they’ll cut the honeymoon short so Tony can tour. (Source)

Damn, she’s crazy! I don’t know much about Eva Longoria because I don’t watch the television show she is on. And I certainly didn’t know Tony Parker had a rap CD, and I certainly don’t see why anyone would want to see him on tour. I guess it’s like the John Mayer thing–now more people are going to his concerts hoping that they might get a double-whammy and see Jessica Simpson. I’m sure people who go to Tony Parker release parties or concerts just want to see Eva Longoria. That’s why I’d go.. to see a real celebrity!