I’m not sure why I like this story, but I do. It’s good to hear about celebrities sharing their wealth with normal people who can really probably use it. I mean, he’s not giving his money to charity, yes, but he’s giving it to working people who deserve it just as much as some third-world charity does. While it makes me happy to hear about this, I still don’t really like Tom Cruise and find him quite bonkers. Here’s the scoop on Tom giving out his cash:

With an estimated net worth topping $250 million, Tom Cruise stands to leave some big bucks to his kids one day. That is, if he doesn’t spend it all first. The A-list actor isn’t exactly frugal. Instead he’s flashing the cash and living large, reports Star.

“Tom is really into money,” a source revealed. “He has no problem spending it. It makes him feel powerful. He loves to brag about his Porsches, his homes, his planes and his motorcycles.”

But Tom’s not the only one benefiting from the bucks. “When (Tom and wife Katie Holmes) go out, he has his security people hand $100 bills to anyone who helps them, even someone who opens a door! He’s a big giver.”

Rolling in green is one thing, but Tom’s not exactly living the green lifestyle. The magazine claims Tom spent nearly $1 million last year on fuel alone. Hey, it takes a lot of go-juice to keep those four private planes in the air!

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Britney Fails Drug Test. Finally it’s happened! We all knew it would we just didn’t know when. Britney Spears has failed one of her court-ordered drug tests. Her urine test came back positive and already “sources” are saying that it is a false reading. False, my ass! She’s a drug head and we all now officially know it! Mark Vincent Kaplan, Kevin Federline’s lawyer, is going to court Wednesday to show the judge a video of Britney running a red light. He is pushing for Britney to lose the privilege of driving her sons around when she is with them. I agree! I think he should also push to give Britney a mandatory bath and teeth brushing! Amen! (Source)

Prince Harry is Single. Prince Harry and his girlfriend of three years, Chelsy Davy, have broken up. Reports say that she broke up with him over the phone. Apparently Chelsy was sick of her man getting hammered all the time and cheating on her with random breezies. Hey, Chelsy, if you want to marry him and ride the gravy train for the rest of your life then get a hobby and turn the other cheek. Take a note from Carmela Soprano! (Source)

Nicolette Sheridan is Pregnant, Maybe. Desperate Housewives actress Nicolette Sheridan is 44 years old and rumored to be pregnant with her fiances baby. Her fiance, Michael Bolton, is 54 years old. Both of these people are hot for being past the baby-having age and they’re loaded so they can handle it. Hell, its probably better for mature people like this to have a baby then partying-young couples like Nicole Richie and Joel Madden. If it’s true, I hope it’s healthy and wish ‘em the best. If Nancy Grace can do it then Edie Britt can do it too! (Source)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Had a Baby. Weighing in a 7 lbs 15 ounces, The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck and her NFL star husband Tim Hasselbeck welcomed a baby boy on Friday in Arizona. The baby’s name will be announced on The View on Monday with Elisabeth calling in from Arizona. Cheesy! Plus I don’t care what the baby’s name is. I just hope the producers of that show wise up and don’t invite Elisabeth back. I’m so sick of her loud mouth, honestly! (Source)

Everybody Hates Tom. According to sources, all of the celebrities that Tom Cruise does movies with absolutely cannot stand him. The American Museum of Moving Image’s just honored Tom Cruise but his Lions for Lambs co-stars, Robert Redford and Meryl Streep, weren’t there because they can’t stand his ass! Maybe they think Scientology is a load of crap or maybe they’re just annoyed of Tom because he’s got little man syndrome? For me it’s both! (Source)

Ever since I saw that episode of The King of Queens where Doug and Carrie got their own beds and liked it, I’ve always wondered if people really did that. It seems like getting your own bed is one thing, but your own bedroom is quite another. It’s like, we are married during the day but at night we are single and would rather not be around each other. I don’t blame Katie, who would want to sleep with Tom Cruise? Yuck. According to Star Magazine, the couple is moving into a bigger house later, were they will continue to have separate bedrooms, as they do now. The magazine also says

“Of course they spend time together alone at night like most married couples; after all, they conceived Suri! In fact, they even joke about having separate bedrooms to their friends – Katie says Tom snores, and this way she can get her beauty sleep!”

“At first, it was because Katie was Catholic and single, and they were only dating. It was the proper thing to do. Now that they are married, they don’t feel the need to alter the arrangement. Tom has his master bedroom, and Katie has hers.”

“Over the course of several months, Katie created a larger space to have as her own. In the end, she designed the room of her dreams, a very feminine room painted in pastel colors, with a small carousel and filled with many stuffed animals.”

WTF? A carousel and stuffed animals? Is that not the creepiest, weirdest thing you’ve ever heard? When I was a kid I hated carousels and I didn’t even have that many stuffed animals. Katie must be really off the deep end if that’s what she into. Tom has made her so crazy she probably rides a mini-carousel at night and sings to her stuffed animals “friends.” Psycho.

I don’t know if this is true, but it actually seems like it could be. Because Victoria Beckham and David Beckham had their pictorial spread in W magazine and got to show their personal side, now Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise want to do the same thing.

A source said that the couple wants to show their personal side. The couple wants people to know that there is more to them than just their wholesome, family side. The source also said,

“They have already started planning some of the photos. One suggestion they were keen on was a shot of them posing together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam. Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry. They want to show the world how much.”

I would totally check the pictures out via internet, but I would not buy the magazine.. whatever magazine they do this in. I find it sort of creepy. Can’t you just picture it? Tom and Katie in the shower, dripping wet, nothing covering their bodies but steam from the water, and then at the very bottom of the picture, through the steam, you can see a little alien baby head and Suri is poking out. Seriously. She is cute and everything, but a little creepy how she’s always looking right at you.

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Here are the Aliens at the party they threw for David Beckham and Victoria Beckham to welcome them to America. I gotta say, Katie has been looking pretty hot lately. She’s got a new hair do, she’s got a tan, better clothes, and she definitely seems healthier. Maybe she’s thinner but in a good way? I can’t really put my finger on it but lately she’s been looking better. Tom Cruise, on the other hand, looks like crap. I really am not digging his swoopie, long, to-the-front almost emo hairstyle and it seems like he gets wider and wider everytime I see him. Nasty.

Hope the party was fun. I never got my invitation.. must’ve got lost in the mail..

I’m going to tell this story just how it is, without all the sugar coating. Katie Holmes has turned into such a freaky alien since she’s been with Tom Cruise that no one wants to hire her. They know if they hire Katie then they will have big-head Tom Cruise on set, being weird and very bossy. And Tom thinks he is still really powerful and almighty in Hollywood, so he has decided to make a production company just for Katie. That way, she’ll always have a movie role when she wants one and she doesn’t have to worry about Tom being all over her about the kind of role it is because he will already have picked out all the movies going through. Gee, perfect! Sources say,

“Kate is a little disillusioned with acting at the moment, especially as she’s taken to being a mother so wholeheartedly. She’s not interested by many of the roles she is being offered so Tom has stepped in with some ideas of his own.”

“He has one project he wants both of them to star in and another he will produce with Katie in the lead.”

“He wants to build a whole production company around her.”

He is a control freak! I didn’t know aliens could have human-like qualities but I guess they can. I wonder if Katie is 100% alien or if it is sort of a front? I bet she’s secretly miserable with Tom. He probably has Little Man Syndrome so horribly. If you ask me, I still think the kid looks like Chris Klein. Ha.