Duh, yes I know this is a wedding picture of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes but have you ever Googled “Katie Holmes pregnant”? The results are scarce and the pictures of Katie pregnant? Scary. So I thought I’d put up this picture where they both look good and not crazy because we all know it’s hard to find a good, not-crazy picture of them these days. Anywho, rumor has it that Katie Holmes has been spending a lot of time at the Scientology Center in Hollywood where she is being “audited” in preparation of a second child. Umm.. wtf? I’m only of my first cup of coffee, I can’t even open the bizarre can of Scientology worms right now. Let me just say if she’s pregnant, I’m eager to see what stupid name they think of this time. No offense, Suri.

Tom Cruise went to the Galaxy v. Milan game yesterday in Los Angeles. He brought along his two children (the ones Nicole Kidman forgot about) and Posh had her kids. The two of them had a mass introduction and then sat in a special box being the highlight of the occasion, rather than the soccer players. Look at the picture above… poor Isabella (I think that’s her name): as if she didn’t hate herself enough before for having a freak of a father, a Dawson’s creek step mom, not knowing her real mother and having her adoptive mother bail on her… now she’s gotta stare at that bag of bones and hate her body, too. Seriously, poor girl.

This picture of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise at David Beckham’s game have people whispering that maybe Katie is pregnant again. I think they seem like good parents so if she is pregnant again, would it really be the worst thing ever? I mean, I definitely think he’s a pathetic weirdo who had to hold a casting call for his potential wife and Katie Holmes was desperate to be famous so she bit and now here we are. But nonetheless, Suri is spoiled and taken care of so what’s wrong?

And it may be the shitty picture quality but doesn’t Katie look like her hair is gray? That’s more to talk about than her bump.. I think. Besides, that doesn’t look like a baby bump. That looks like she’s wearing a hideous outfit with a grandma belt that is MAKING a bump. I don’t know, what do you think?

 

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have two newborn twins and apparently they have made Tom Cruise the Godfather of those twins. Tom looks pretty crazy so I’m not sure whats going to happen to him. With that said, I wouldn’t want someone who could easily go downhill and turn into the next Gary Busey be the Godfather of my kids. But I guess J.Lo doesn’t care. Sources say:

Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.

Tom probably sees this as an opportunity to turn J.Lo into a Scientologist. He knows if he can get J.Lo then she’ll force Marc and the kids. Seriously. I’m going to be very surprised if he turns her, though, because she’s a Catholic girl. Catholics are not joking with that stuff.

 

This isn’t surprising at all. According to an ex-Scientologist (he will SO be dead within a year), Tom Cruise couldn’t get the kind of women he wanted so he held a “casting call” for Mission Impossible 3. The top three contenders for the “role” aka being Tom’s girlfriend were: Jennifer Garner, Scarlett Johansson, and Jessica Alba. Jennifer and Jessica apparently knew better and turned down the offer but Scarlett took the bait. When she showed up for the audition at the Scientology Center in Hollywood, she got freaked out and took off. So when Tom had his agent place the 4th choice call to Katie Holmes, she showed up. She needed a career so OF COURSE she came! I guess as soon as Tom saw her he knew she was “the one” and the rest, as they say, is history.

I could totally see this story being true. Its coming from a ex-Scientology member so you know it’s going to be true. Then when they find him mysteriously dead in his apartment, I’m sure Scientology will only then have evidence to prove all of this not to be true. But until then, we know the truth. Tom’s a weirdo and I’d venture to say all the rest of the Scientologists are, too. Especially John Travolta. Maybe the church tells him that wig looks good but the rest of the world knows the truth.

Britney Took 100 Pills in 36 Hours- As time passes, more information about pop-washout Britney Spears’ meltdown seems to surface. In this story, Britney took 100 pills in just 36 hours, leading to her psychotic meltdown. Here’s a list of what she took: she drank 2 bottles of Nyquil, took 20 Clenbuterols, 18 herbal uppers, 18 Piriton Antihistamines, 12 Vicodins, 10 Sleeping pills, 8 Antacid pills, she drank 1 bottle of Pepto Bismol, took 10 Zantacs, 6 Ritalins and 2 full bottles of Oxycontin. (I had no idea Pepto and Antacid pills could contribute to a suicide OD.. but okay!) In addition to the suicidal overdose, Kevin Federline was scared Britney was going to murder their sons with the Beretta 92FS he gave Britney as a gift. Why? Britney was going ballistic–she offered to pay Kevin Federline $100 million to keep the boys and he declined. And while she was at the hospital, Dr. Phil, only thinking of his ratings, went and visited her. He claimed to have talked to her for an hour, she said it was only 15 minutes. Bottom line–she won’t be on his show anytime soon. To read more about the Britney madness, click here.

Andrew Morton’s Tell-All About Tom Cruise- I seriously want to buy this even though I have a feeling its full of lies! But it would be funny to read, wouldn’t it? In this tell-all, available in the United States on January 15th, Andrew alleges many interesting things: Suri Cruise is a product of frozen sperm from L. Ron Hubbard, Tom Cruise is the #2 Scientology member of the world (they have number rankings?!), Tom invited Scientology leader David Miscavige on his honeymoon with Katie Holmes, Nicole Kidman is mum about her weird-ass ex-husband because she knows if she talks then her audit tape will be leaked (what a religion! They leak your “strictly private” confession tape when they do something you don’t like!), and Tom is in works to convert soccer-star David Beckham. To read more about the allegations in the book, click here.

Tim Chapman is a Creepy Guy- If you don’t watch Dog the Bounty Hunter then this story won’t mean anything to you. My fiance and I, on the other hand, used to be really big fans of the show. We were highly entertained by it and watched it almost weekly. Since Dog has been outed as a racist, the show has been canceled. And now more drama! Tim, Dog’s “brother” and co-bounty hunter, turned himself into the police after being caught performing a “lewd act” in the back of his truck. Tim claims he spilled juice on himself and was just changing his pants. Being naked in the back of your truck in a shopping center in broad daylight is beyond creepy. And if you spilled juice, wouldn’t you go home and change your pants?  Ya, you would. You can read more here.

Celebrities Boycotting Golden Globe Awards- Celebrities won’t be attending the televised Golden Globes on January 13th 2008 due to the writer’s strike. Actors and actresses will not cross picket lines–even for an awards show. This surprises me cause famous people, for the most part, are usually pretty selfish. On Monday, there will be an announcement on whether or not the Golden Globes will still take place. Let’s keep our fingers crossed–I just want them to happen so I can see who is wearing what! You can read more about the strike and Golden Globe stuff here.