My fiancee and I were just talking about all the celebrities that we think are on steroids. Carrot Top just happened to be once of them, and probably the most obvious. I never thought Carrot Top was cute or funny AT ALL, but now not only does he look like he is roided-out, but he also looks like he’s had some work done on his face. Maybe he likes looking like a tranny on meth? I don’t know, but he looks weird. He’s on the road to Michael Jacksonville and he’s going pretty quick. As far as the body, I think maybe him and Danny Bonaduce have an unspoken contest who can have the biggest steroid body with the most hideous face, seriously.

My favorite artist 14 over at Gallery of the Absurd really nailed it with this creppy It-themed portrait of Carrot Top. Perfect for Halloween, too. Click here to check out the original, it’s better than the cropped version.

What Britney Spears looked like at the 2007 MTV VMA’s *Gallery of the Absurd*

Nelly Furtado goes blond and.. gets skinnier? *The Skinny Website*

Lauren Conrad got hammered at the VMA’s and showed off her goods! *Celebslam*

Is Jennifer Lopez pregnant or just thicker than thick? *I’m Not Obsessed*

Bad news, Kanye West is beating 50 Cent in the album battle! *A Socialite’s Life*

Mary Kate Olsen in Harper’s Bazaar looking… Bizarre *ICYDK*

Because it’s been a couple of days since I’ve written about Britney Spears, I thought I’d bring you yet another genius piece of work from Gallery of the Absurd. Man, 14 always keeps me entertained. I can’t wait til the MTV VMA’s are over because I know Britney will totally look slutty and then 14 will hit the nail right on the head. Fabulous. If you want to see the full version of this piece of art, you can click here. I’m loving this piece.

Sometimes 14, the artist behind Gallery of the Absurd, creates art that is so close to reality that it is uncanny. This particular piece titled “What We Talk About When We Talk About Amy Winehouse” is one of those pieces. I love 14 because her art isn’t just funny, it’s interesting, in depth, unique, and sort of tantalizing. I’m always telling my fiance when we get our own house and have a huge home office, I want to get tons of 14′s prints framed. I love them. Here are some links to my favorite works of hers.

Is Britney Headed for Another Breakdown?

Creepy Dad Joe Simpson

Donald Trump’s Accurate Portrait

Los Angeles Invaded by Victoria Beckham

“Sometimes it’s so hard to party with yer friends when the babies won’t stop cryin’ y’all. To keep them lil’ critters quiet, I just pour sodey pop in their bottles and they hush right up. If y’all is concerned about what the sugar will do to their teeth, don’t worry, you can just take ‘em to the dentist to git their teeth whitened. Oh, and you will not believe this y’all, but I done learned that if ya feed yer youngins a big bow of ice cream before bed, the cold will make ‘em sleepy. That’s right y’all, I know the secrets pediatricians won’t tell you.”

Damn, The Gallery of the Absurd has done it again. Hits the nail right on the head. And if you’re not cracking up from the picture, the quote out of the “book” had to have made you cry laughing. If Britney sees this, she will probably get paranoid and go, “how do they know all of that?” and start searching her house for hidden cameras. Sad in the funniest way possible.

Visit The Gallery of the Absurd here.

Aww, the jokes about Paris Hilton going to jail will never stop being funny! In fact, I think I could listen to a whole comedy bit based on Paris Hilton, what a joke she is, and how sweet it is that she is going to jail. If she doesn’t actually go to jail, I think I will honestly be a little upset. While it doesn’t really affect me personally, it is something that has the potential to make me happy or pissed off.

I heard that Michelle Rodriguez was sentenced to spend 60 days in that jail that Paris Hilton is going to, and they discharged her after just 2 hours because of “overcrowding.” This is bad news because Michelle Rodriguez isn’t even a forth as famous as stinky wonk-eye.. and they let her go. So Paris may not have to go! They need to make an example out of someone! Hell, if I was rich and famous, getting DUI’s and pretending like I didn’t know my license wasn’t valid, I don’t think I’d be bitching at 45 days. You know, if she was a normal person without millions of dollars, she’d probably have been in the slammer since the first or second offense.. but whatever.

To check out “Jailbird” and other funny celebrity art, visit 14′s gallery, Gallery of the Absurd. I love Monday’s because that is when 14 does her new work and I look forward to that