Tara Reid will be featured fully nude in an upcoming issue of Playboy. She will also make the cover.

Reid, who is known for her Oscar worthy performances in dramas like American Pie and Van Wilder (joke), underwent plastic surgery (botched) in 2004 and, as a result, has had several reconstructive surgeries on her breasts. The scars on her stomach, however, were unable to be removed. Reid, who says the scars “aren’t that bad”, calls them her “battle wounds” from her bad surgery. I call them “disgusting” and “a reason to not be in Playboy”. To each his own.

If Tara Reid is making the cover of Playboy they must really be desperate. What’s next, flat-chested women with happy trails? Susan Boyle?

More pictures of Tara Reid and her exquisite beauty below.

Umm, is it just me or does Tara Reid look like complete shit? Her hair is beyond fried and the color job is horrible.. she’s part blonde, part yellow, part white.. it’s terrible. Her skin always looks oily, she’s got big bags under her eyes and, the biggest and most noticeable thing of all… she is way too skinny.

If I had to make an educated guess, from what I’ve learned about these Hollywood C-list types, I’d say Tara Reid has some sort of eating disorder. I mean, look at her! We’ve seen what she looks like normal and this is about 20 pounds lighter than normal. Does anyone think she just works out hard? Because, to foil that idea, she’s never spotted working out or anything like that. I think she’s got some problems. I hope she fattens up before she hurts herself!

 

Tara Reid. Where do I start? I just sort of feel bad for her mostly and I can’t be so sure why. I mean, she’s a good looking girl but I think she’s got problems.  From always being the party girl with an alcohol problem to being the out-of-work actress with a bulemics body and a botched boob job. I mean, the state she’s in is always sort of sad, isn’t it? And then she said she’s host this party called the Hookers Ball in Australia. I mean, she must be desperate for money if she’s agreeing to host something by that name… right? And while she was hosting that party, she was trying to get more gigs hosting parties at $35,000 but no one would pay that much. By the end of the night, Tara was sold at $3,500 for one party. Sad! I bet she sits at home, watches American Pie over and over, and talks about how much she hates food. Seriously. Sad.

Source: Page Six 

I’m really on the fence about this one, I mean, I really could go either way. I could jump all over Tara Reid and ask her where she gets off thinking she’s smarter than anyone OR I could agree that Paris and Lindsay are complete idiots and say that Tara is probably right; she is smarter than those idiots. But I’m just not sure because a big part of me is saying they’re all complete hypocritical idiots with no right to talk about anyone! Yeah, I think I’ll go with what I just said.

Oh, and this is off the topic sort of but it’s funny so I have to tell everyone. One time I dated this guy who was totally in love with himself. At first I thought he was super confident so I didn’t think anything of it but once we broke up I realized he was so in love with himself. One time we were in his room and he tried on these stretchy spandex running pants and bent over in them, wanting me to tell him how good he looked. Anyway, he was so full of himself on like, every level, that he always bragged out how old he felt because he already had his degree. Whoopie! So once we broke up, I was so pissed at him for being a scummy liar that I posted a Myspace blog about him (mature, I know, but it felt good) knocking him on all the secret weird stuff he did, and I even said I thought he was retarded for thinking he was the shit for having a degree because in reality–anyone with dedication can have a degree, even Tara Reid. I actually used her as an example, thats what made me think of it. Burn! Okay, so the story is funnier if you know the guy and if you can hear it in person. So whatever if you’re not at least smiling.

Anyway Tara Reid is now telling the world how she’s smarter than Paris and Lindsay. Here’s what the ex-Taradise star said:

“I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris [Hilton] or Lindsay [Lohan] is that I’m not stupid, so I’d never do a lot of the things those girls do. You’ll never read a story about me going out and partying when I’m supposed to be working, showing up on a set drunk or missing a day, never. But when I’m not working, why shouldn’t I have fun? Am I supposed to stay at home and live in a cage?”

“I was a party girl, but I played by the rules. Yeah. Like, Lindsay makes $15 million a movie, so why doesn’t she have a driver? I don’t get it. If you get drunk, that’s fine, but don’t drive. They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don’t let them get themselves in trouble.” (Source)

Just because she hasn’t gotten a crap load of DUI’s doesn’t mean that she played by the rules. She got drunk every night, fell down on her ass and made a fool out of herself. Yeah, she is the winner, isn’t she? BUT… maybe she did make better investments. Hell, I don’t know. I just keep thinking how they’re all pretty dumb. I’m sure Paris will have something to say about this, you just wait!

Tara Reid was filming a show called Wild On on the E! network. She reportedly followed Paris Hilton around with a camera, trying to make her on the show to get the show more viewers. Paris Hilton asked the network for Tara to stop taping her.

Pamela Anderson wore a see through black dress to the Comedy Central Roast of herself. No one was surprised by seeing her boobs.

Joe Simpson, as Jessica Simpsons manager, made a deal with OK! Magazine worth $200,000, promising Jessica would be on the cover of not one but seven covers of the magazine. This tied Jessica in with OK! so that she could not appear on any other magazine covers.

Matt LeBlanc apologized to his wife and daughter after he went to a strip club and cheated on his wife. Matt claims he fell into a “stripper trap” and didn’t know what he was doing.

Kelly Osbourne tells America that everybody does drugs, even the skinny blonde girls that you don’t think would. Oh, and she does drugs too, of course.

First of all, I’ve gotta say this whole “Coachella” thing really came at me from the dark. I’ve never heard anything of it until I read Cash Warren and Jessica Alba were planning to go to Coachella until they supposedly split up. Even then I thought it could be a place like the Hamptons or something. But apparently, Coachella is a festival.

Coachella is one of the best forward thinking music and arts festivals in America. Every year some of the world’s finest talent converges in Indio, California for two incredible days of music, art and fun. (Source)

Okay, so Coachella is a big music festival. And apparently over the weekend there were many stars at Coachella. Tara Reid, Lindsay Lohan, Mischa Barton (not pictured), Kim Stewart, and Courtney Love were all spotted there.

Courtney Love is looking pretty torn up. It’s a combination between her clothes and face.. and actually, her posture isn’t helping things either. I’m beginning to wonder if she’s drunk, or if she had plastic surgery so much that she has a permanently drunk look on her face? I don’t know but now that she’s lost weight, her head looks like it has ballooned in size by three times. I sort of wish Courtney Love would get better, but then again if she wasn’t so messed up, how would she entertain me? Certainly not through her music, because it’s not very good. Anyway, more Coachella pictures below.