Mary-Kate Olson was recently on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her new film The Wackness. While there, she mentioned that she had gone to high school with Spencer Pratt and that he had a bad temper. That’s pretty much all she said (but if you’d like to read what was said, you can do that here). Then, Spencer Pratt went crazy. Here’s what he said about MK to UsMagazine:

“I don’t really get why she’d use my name to get press for her little indie film that no one’s going to see. She should probably focus more on not getting dressed in the dark than on me. I know I’ve made it in Hollywood when a famous troll is talking about me on Letterman. I forgive her, though. She’s had to go through life as the less cute twin, which must be tough.”

Umm, does he seriously think 1. MK needs him to get attention 2. He’s more famous than MK 3. He’s famous at all and 4. Anyone cares about him? He is such a douche bag it’s absolutely ridiculous. Seriously. I can’t even stand him. I hope MK puts a hit on his head! She can afford it!

 

Honestly, can the biggest two douche bags in the world, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, be trusted to confirm anything, even if it isn’t important? I really don’t think so. Anyway if there was a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape, would anyone care to see it? I mean, she’s got a Gucci pump so far up her ass that she can never let loose on camera, just imagine what she is like in the bedroom (borinnnnggg!). Plus, Jason is a hairy beast and I’m definitely not trying to see him naked, either.

Of course, of all places they could’ve done this, Heidi and Spencer “confirmed” the sex tape on the stupid ass Tyra Banks show. Seriously, Tyra? Homegirl is the fakest talk show host ever. She wants to exercise her blackness to get black viewers but then she wants to be white for everything else. She’s ugly and lame. (Damn I’m grouchy today).

I hope Heidi and Spencer just disappear. That would be nice. Lauren, too. Hell, add Tyra to that.

How do these two fake it for so long? I mean, they can’t really be a couple, can they? Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are frolicking through the grass with Spencer’s niece on Easter. They look so annoying and cheesy. Secretly I bet they are starting to hate eachother and the only thing that’s keeping them together is the love they both have for cash money. They are both such desperate attention whores that they’ll stay together just so they can sell these type of stupid ass pictures to Us Weekly. Yuck, I’m so tired of them. Be real!

I didn’t know you could use the phrase “blow your mind” in a bad way but apparently you can. Spencer Pratt was overheard running his mouth about how Heidi’s new music is going to blow our minds but he must mean in a bad way because Heidi’s music is complete shit. He must mean its going to blow our brain through our ears and make our skull explode or something. Truthfully, her music is terrible. Heidi Montag is not a musician and she needs to come to that reality. Hell, she isn’t even a performer! Britney can’t sing but at least she can dance and whatnot. Heidi is just pathetic. She needs to start being friend with Lauren Conrad again so she can mooch of someone that at least is famous for something legit (clothing line) instead of being famous for being a douche bag (Spencer Pratt). Here’s what douche bag Pratt said about Heidi’s new music:

“When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds,” her manager-beau boasted. “Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming – they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”

WTF are diamond records? Heidi’s album is gonna be so crappy that Hollister and Abercrombie will be slipping her CD to people who buy over $10 worth of stuff. So true! I’m just going to set my TiVo to record “Best Week Ever” for the next couple of months because I love it when they slam on Heidi and Spencer. And I CANNOT wait to hear what Spencer has to say once all of Heidi’s crap fails miserably. It’s going to be someone. else’s fault. You watch.

I have yet to see any good celebrity Halloween costumes, but I figured that. Above is Heidi Montag and her boyfriend Spencer Pratt. I guess he’s Spiderman and she’s some sort of mermaid. Their costumes are generic and his doesn’t even fit. What the hell! I expect more out of celebrities cause I know they can afford it and I know they want attention so why not show off?! The thumbnails are typical slutty costumes that you’d expect the typical slutty girls to wear. Aubrey O’Day is a slutty football player, Paris Hilton (two pictures) is weird/slutty Alice in Wonderland and a skanky sailor, and Teri Hatcher, who has the most creative costume so far, is The Queen of Hearts. Her daughter was Alice. Cute!

Yesterday, TMZ reported that both Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag got their blogs hacked, but they weren’t sure who did it. Both of the blogs featured a post saying “We made up the Lauren sex tape rumors.” Well, I went to their blogs this morning, with the intention of just making fun of them, and started reading the posts. Are they complete idiots? They may have gotten rid of the post about the sex tape, but a lot of their other posts are still hacked. And actually, I like their blogs better with all this hack action. It’s funny! Click the thumbnails to enlarge the screen shots of Spencer and Heidi’s blogs. My favorite hacked entry in the 5th thumbnail, here’s what it says:

“CLICK HERE to view the usmagazine.com article about how some prankster is registering for $425 Tiffany & Co. silver salt and pepper shakers in Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s name and the hundreds of responses. Okay okay, we had our friend be the “prankster” so that we could call usmagazine and sell this story to them. SO WHAT, you would do it too if you weren’t as famous as Lauren and desperately wanted attention!”

Funny because it’s all true! I sort of wish these idiots got hacked more often because their new posts are way better than the real ones! Doesn’t just looking at Spencer Pratt make you want to take a shower? And isn’t Heidi just a little too pathetic? I mean, I could stand a little pathetic but she’s on a whole new level! Yuck!