This Mezhgan Hussainy broad’s got the right idea. Marry a rich, old British divo and become famous from him and get all his money. Ehh, in all fairness to her, Simon’s not that bad looking for an older douche-bag type.

Mezhgan (wtf kind of name is this?) confirmed she is in fact engaged to American Idol judge Simon Cowell.

Congratulations to them. I really hope it works. And by “I really hope it works” I mean I really don’t care what happens, I don’t watch American Idol and I don’t give a crap about Simon Cowell. So yeah, whatever.

If anyone can save Britney Spears at this point, its going to be herself. With that said, Simon Cowell trying to save Britney Spears would make damn entertaining television, wouldn’t it?! I think it would. Could you imagine Simon picking on Britney all day and then Britney being so upset she goes out and drinks two bottles of Grey Goose and ends up worse off than she is now? I totally seeing it be a bigger train wreck. Entertaining, nonetheless. Simon and Paula think they can help Britney.

“We have decided we can bring Britney back! We are serious. We plan to buy her underpants, get her bigger shorts to perform in and get her away from her stupid friends.”

“MTV ratings are up and all we’re hearing is Britney, Britney, Britney!” Simon said. “She can turn it around.”

Paula said, “We always have time for Britney, we love her.”

Am I the only one who is laughing really hard right now? Isn’t Paula like, addicted to pills and shit? How is she a good role model for Britney to be around, please answer me that. Simon may be good for her with the right approach but Paula is poison. She would be the biggest enabler, I guarantee!

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Janice Dickinson was a model, or is a model, or an addict or something. I don’t know or care for that matter. Everytime I see her, I become extremely agitated and annoyed. She is so loud and crude, its gross. Plus, she proclaims herself as the worlds first supermodel, but I’ve yet to hear one person agree with her.

Anyway, now she needs to put her face in the news somehow so she’s decide to be a big, dirty skeezer and say that she’d have sex with Simon Cowell. I don’t think the idea of having sex with Simon Cowell is gross, but I do think the idea of Janice Dickinson and Simon Cowell having sex is gross. Agree? Janice said,

“I can compete with Simon because we’re both authorities in our industry. I like Simon. I’d sleep with him in a heartbeat, he’s sexy.”

Well, good luck with that. If it happens, I think they should make a tape and put it on the internet. It seems like someone would get a broken hip if they did it. They both seem beyond old.. gross.

Ever wonder how much money celebrities make? Well we all hear about how much Julia Roberts makes, and how Oprah is the most powerful woman financially. But you don’t really hear about some celebrities that we all like, but aren’t constantly in the media. So here’s a small list of what some celebrities are making.. whether it is their annual income or per movie.

• Regis Philbin, host of Live with Regis and Kelly, earns $20 million a year.

• Kelly Ripa, host of Live with Regis and Kelly, earns just $7 million a year.

• Simon Cowell, judge of American Idol, made $2 Million in 2006.

• Judith Sheindlin, host of Judge Judy, makes $25 Million a year from her show.

• Kobe Bryant, professional athlete, makes $13 Million a year/

• Donald Trump, a man who does everything, made over $100 Million in 2006.

• Chelsea Clinton makes $120,000 a year.

• Dick Wolf, creator of television series including CSI, made $200 Million in 2006.

• James Gandolfini, star of The Sopranos, made $10 Million in 2006.

• David Letterman, host of The Late Show with David Letterman, makes $31 Million a year.

Celebrities make so much for what seems like such an easy job! And David Letterman makes a lot for just talking to people and having people write funny jokes for him. Sickening! I think Conan earns whatever he makes, but I’m not sure Regis and Kelly are quite worth all that! They just sort of annoy me. If you know of any low-key celebrities and their salaries, let me know via e-mail and I’ll update this post. Kinda makes you curious to know what people make. I wonder what Taryn Manning makes, don’t you?

Did you see American Idol last night? It was, as usual, annoying. People sang, they were bad, Simon told the truth, people booed, whatever. But this season of American Idol is different because Ryan Seacrest seems to have more attitude. And I love it. So, what did he say when Simon called him gay, indirectly?

Ryan Seacrest: “We have a question from Georgia. What do you consider the hardest part of this contest?”

Melinda Doolittle: “Wow. I would have to say the high heels and these dresses. I like my tennis shoes and my sweat pants. I’m sorry.”

Seacrest: “Simon, any advice on the high heels?”

Cowell: “You should know, Ryan.”

Seacrest: “Stay out of my closet, Simon.”

Cowell: “Well, come out.”

Seacrest: “This is about the top twelve. Okay? Not your wishes…We’re friends.”

Humm. I personally don’t care if Ryan Seacrest is gay or not, but I certainly don’t think Simon needs to be calling him out like that.

Do you think Ryan Seacrest is gay??

Jennifer Hudson won an Academy Award for her work in the film Dreamgirls. But would she have even been able to audition for the part if it wasn’t for her time on American Idol? I don’t think so, and neither does Simon Cowell. The bitter judge made a comment that Jennifer should have thanked American Idol–and the judges–for their coaching of her vocals. When she heard this, Jennifer Hudson said,

“If I’d been any better at my job when I was at Burger King in my middle teens, I wouldn’t be here either, so should I thank them, too?”

She is so focused on making Simon Cowell look like the bad guy that it’s getting annoying. And actually, I think she might just want to make him look bad for the hell of it. Because if you go back and review clips and footage of Jennifer being on Idol, Simon is actually quite nice to her, especially for Simon. So I think J.Fug needs to get herself in check and pay some respect to the man that gave her a face in the music business!

Proof Simon didn’t make life a living hell for Jennifer Hudson when she was on American Idol