Shanna Moakler is Evil… Funny, too

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Remember how Lindsay Lohan got “hacked” this week? And Perez said it wasn’t real so everyone believed him, right? Well now the story is different. The hack might have been fake–or staged by Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan to make Shanna Moakler look mean and crazy. Do you buy it?

Either way, Shanna didn’t like the “hack” this week, and she took action. The out-of-work actress and Dancing With The Stars alum posted some information on her Myspace, in response to her own hack from back in January.

and since there are 2 little girls with to much time on their hands and no one to love them….id like to share my “hacked” info as well. ive tried to disassociate myself from both these parties for some time now and like a fungus they wont go away.

Paris Hilton: princessph@mycingular.blackberry.net
310-801-0148

djllohan@tmail.com ( cause we like to pretend we are people we will never be talented enough to be)

Lindsey Lohan: labellavita7@tmo.blackberry.net

Girlfriend didn’t even spell Lindsay’s name right. And since this was put up last night, I’m sure it’s all changed by now.. or shut off. I’m betting it was real though. It’s funny but it’s also really immature and stupid. Geez, I’m glad I don’t know any of these turds in real life. Can’t trust anybody!

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Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted On : April 21st, 2007
Posted To : Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler

Lindsay Lohan HACKED!

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Lindsay Lohan’s Myspace was hacked! And there were messages to and from Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler and others. They start out friendly with Shanna and then turn angry, with Shanna accusing Lindsay of sleeping around with Travis. Paris and Lindsay seem to be sh*t-talking eachother in their messages, and for once Paris seems to make more sense than Lindsay. They are below. If you need help deciphering any of them, just let me know.

These girls are all pathetic wastes, honestly. Addicted to drugs because they are just looking for problems. All that money, all these connections, and still they can’t do any good.. only negative.

Oh yeah, the girls also fight about Perez Hilton and Paris’s shady relationship with him. Lindsay accuses her of giving Perez info about herself in exchange for Paris’s own immunity. Probably true. Perez Hilton is a skeeze, and so is Paris Hilton.

*UPDATE* Perez is reporting this is FAKE but.. it’s still quite funny and entertaining. It makes me laugh, and isn’t that was gossip is about? Having fun?! So, I’m going to keep it up for entertainment purposes. Thanks to everyone who let me know it may not be real! Feedback is always welcome! XOXO-Ms. HH

shanna moakler letter to liloparis letter to lilolilo gmail with shannalilo and paris message

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Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted On : April 19th, 2007
Posted To : Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Shanna Moakler

Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker at the Beach

Shanna and Travis at the Beach

So Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker are at the beach in Miami. They were there celebrating Shanna’s 30th birthday last week, too.

She is rumored to be pregnant again but from this picture, I really can’t tell.

I know she would probably eat me if she read this but… if you put your hand over her body and just glance at her head, doesn’t she sort of look like Paris Hilton at a glance?

It’s those damn cheap-ass white sunglasses, I tell ya.

And I personally like tattoos, so don’t take this next statement the wrong way or anything but Travis Barker looks pretty trashy. I don’t even know if Blink 182 is a band anymore, of if that +44 thing is popular, but he must being doing well off of FS&S because I betcha he’s got a lotta money in tattoos. I wonder if he got that tattoo of Shanna covered up when they split, and now it’s like awkward between them when she mentions it.

I don’t know though.

What do you think… is Shanna Moakler pregnant again??

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Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted On : March 19th, 2007
Posted To : Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler Back On

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler
Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler, after bitter feuding through Myspace, got back together unofficially on November 28, only a month or so after they decided to split up. And now they are pictured here, in Miami, for Travis’s birthday. Quite confusing. Their myspace profiles both still say divorced but I guess they are rekindling.

Just for those of you who weren’t too sure on the whole thing, here is what Travis Barker had written in a blog on his Myspace page, when all the drama was first going down:

 

“WHAT IT IS 4 THE RECORD…

- What’s happnin’…gotta say this is wierd for me. I’ve never blogged or left a journal, or had my own website for EVERYBODY to read. I’ve always expressed my self thru my music/drums.

- I’ve never had anybody flat out lie about me or say things so FOUL in the press either so there is a first for everything.

- It’s important to me what my fans think.

- We stand up for ourselves…when someone pushes you/us, NO MATTER HOW BIG we stand up and push right back before we let them have it….right?

- Well im here to set the record straight about my divorce for anybody wondering Here i will give you a walk in my life with Shanna Moakler.

- It starts around 5:30.(SHANNA SLEEPING) i wake up and get my babies….we play wit dinosaurs, numbers, we change dirty dipers, it’s the best.

- Around 7am our oldest gets up(SHANNA SLEEPING). She gets ready for school and i make her “coffee milk” and a bagel. the other babies are knee deep in eggies and applesauce.

- SHANNA DOESN’T EVEN TAKE HER DAUGHTER TO SCHOOL, her ASSISTANT DOES.

- At 8am our nanny comes in, she is the best, at 9am we go on a walk, me and my son…we find pine cone tree’s. At 10am i go to breakfast meeting.

- At 11am (SHANNA SLEEPING) i return from breakfast and kiss the babies goodbye, it’s time to drive to [work].

- I get back from [work] round’ 2pm and i head over to my studio. (SHANNA IS JUST NOW GETTING UP:) SHANNA GOES TO GET NAILS DONE WIT HER ASSISTANT.

- During the hours from2pm-5pm im @ my $tudio working on the 44 record(my new band) in studio A and in B i produce trax for TOO- SHORT,B-REAL, PAUL WALL, TI, SKINHEAD ROB…it’s my passion, music is everything to me.

- Round 6pm i have dinner wit the babies and my nanny, (SHANNA IS M.I.A. NOTE TO SELF….SHE IS NOT AT WORK..SHE WORKED 6 TIMES IN THE LAST 4 YEARS, ROUND 8PM I USUALLY RECIEVE A TEXT SAYING SHE’S GOING OUT TO DINNER)

- I’m now going to play an X-GAMES party for DC SHOES wit my boy DJAM. By the way….we are working/performing. It’s now 11pm, we are going on….we kill it, we have so much fun. (WHO KNOWS WHERE MY WIFE IS AT THIS POINT, CAN U TAKE ANY GUESS’)

- Around 1am i get home….NO SHANNA, JUST THE SMELL OF PERFUME LIKE GNARLY. MY NANNY IS STILL AT THE HOUSE…(THIS NANNY IS ALSO TO REFERRED TO AS MOMMY at times:(). I SHOWER AND GET INTO BED, ROUND 3:30 AM MY WIFE GETS IN, DRUNK, LOUD CURSING CAUSE SHE HATES MY FRIENDS, HATES MY BANDS, MY WORK,HATES ME …. I GO TO BED AND REPEAT THIS EVERYDAY….

- MY BREKING POINT…………

- That brings me to week ago, I CAME ACROSS CONDOMS(WE DONT USE CONDOMS EVER) I WAS INFORMED BY OUR REALITOR SHANNA WAS DOING DANCING WIT THE STARS?(why wouldn’t she tell me right? A MYSPACE ACCOUNT?(WHERE SHE POSTS PIX OF OUR CHILDREN AND HER AND I HALF NAKED???????WIERD??? A MYSPACE AFFAIR WIT SOME guy(DORK) AND RUMORS OF HER CHEATING.

- IMM’A LAY IT OUT… I LOST MY MOTHER TO CANCER AT 16, IT BROKE MY FUCKING HEART. MY PARENTS WERE IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING DIVORCED WHEN THIS HAPPENED. WITH THAT BEING SAID…..I WANT NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY CHILDEREN. I WANT THE BEST MOMMY EVER FOR THEM….I TRIED, I WENT TO THERAPY WIT SHANNA.

- I LOVE SHANNA VERY MUCH, SO MUCH I HAD TO LEAVE CAUSE I’M NOT THE TYPE OF PERSON TO STAY IN A SITUATION THATS UNFAIR AND UNFIT TO BUILD A FAMILY.

- I NEVER WANTED THIS….NEVER. MY HEART IS BROKEN AND A DREAM OF MINE IS GONE.

- I’M NOT SURE WHAT TOMMORROW HOLDS, YOU NEVER DO….STAY UP-I LOVE U GUYS.
Tr@vi$

SORRY FOR THE MIS-SPELLING/ TYPE ERRORS”

So that is some hardcore shit. I guess they have since made their peace. I hope Shanna and Travis will grow up and just be good parents to their kids instead of fighting children! Hollywood has enough gossip without this crap!… Hey, if they get back together maybe Carmen and Dave will, and Jessica and Nick will too!

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Posted By : Ms. Hollywood
Posted On : March 17th, 2007
Posted To : Shanna Moakler, Travis Barker
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