Shanna Moakler is a working girl … for one night anyway. On March 12th Moakler will join the cast of “Pieces of Ass” at the Key Club in West Hollywood. You heard right.

The show, which claims to be made up of a “cast of the country’s most dynamic actresses,” apparently decided to settle for bring Shanna aboard as a guest performer.

Let’s see if she can recreate the brilliance that was “Pacific Blue.”

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I really want to like her, I do! My fiance likes her but I just.. I think she’s desperate and annoying. Seriously!

The on-again off-again couple, Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler, have finally split for good. The couple, who has had trouble since their reality show aired on MTV a couple years back, had an ugly split last year. Since then, they’ve gotten back together and broken up multiple times. I guess they couldn’t make it work after all because Travis told PEOPLE that they’re officially, as Kristin Cavallari would put it, dunzo.

“No, I’m no longer with her,” Barker told PEOPLE over the weekend at the 5th annual Roots Jam benefiting Rock the Vote at West Hollywood’s Key Club. “We were actually divorced a few days ago.”

Asked if he’s found any new romance, Barker says, “I have a beautiful daughter at home, a beautiful son at home. That’s where my head is at right now. I don’t have time for anything else.”

Everyone is predicting that they will get back together eventually but I sort of wish they wouldn’t. If they get back together, it will just be drama and I like them both wayy more when they are drama free. I think Shanna should totally hook up with Mario Lopez (don’t ask me why) and Travis Barker should definitely be single for a while. But.. I guess since they wanted to get divorced then.. congratulations to them!

Here is a list of the winners from tonights Video Music Awards that were on MTV. It’s funny because I was worried about missing Britney’s performance but all of my friends reassured me that MTV would play the program over and over for the next month. Then I read online that MTV said they were breaking that habit and decided they wouldn’t re-run the show. So, of course, I watched it. Then I read on the internet that on the East coast, it’s already being replayed. So if any of you guys missed the Britney Spears performance, it will be on again. No worries! Okay, back to the list of the winners

Monster Single of the Year & Video of the Year= Rihanna f/Jay Z “Umbrella”

Male Artist of the Year & Quadruple Threat= Justin Timberlake

Earth Shattering Collaboration= Beyonce f/Shakira “Beautiful Liar”

Best Group= Fall Out Boy

Best New Artist (Fan-Voted)= Gym Class Heroes

Female Artist of the Year= Fergie

I’m disappointed that Fergie was a no-show because I totally like Fergie. I bet she would’ve looked hot. I’m also a bit peeved that the cameras didn’t find Justin Timberlake during Britney’s performance. I wanted to see his face! Below are pictures of Pam Anderson, Jennifer Garner, Ashlee Simpson, Alicia Keys, Beyonce Knowles, Lil Mama, Nelly Furtado, Mary J. Blige, Ashanti, Paris Hilton, Rihanna, Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker, Sarah Silverman and Shia LaBeouf.

Edit: Am I the only one who thinks Paris Hilton looks like a 65-year-old woman with too much make-up on top of bad skin with a crappy rug on her head? She totally does. ICK!

It seems like Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker cannot decide if they want to stay together a lot. Very Tommy and Pam of them, isn’t it?

The couple, who not only separated but had an all-out feud via Myspace, got back together temporarily only to separate again. Travis was recently photographed with a thin, hot brunette on the beach. And now it looks like he’s back together with Shanna. Maybe they’re trying to make it work out for the sake of the kids? I can admire that.. but all the breaking up, trash talking, and then getting back together has got to be harder on them than just one big, bad break-up.

The on-again-off-again couple was spotted and photographed together last night at the Rockstar Energy Drink event at Opera in Los Angeles last night.

They’re together, holding hands and everything, but they definitely don’t seem happy. Shanna has a look on her face of slight irritation and Travis seems to be stressed out or something. I’m giving them a couple of months before they are back to fighting via Myspace. That’s sad!

In case you are interested, you can read about Shanna dissing Paris Hilton (who made out with Travis Barker after he split with Shanna) and Lindsay Lohan right here. Remember when she gave out their e-mails and phone numbers? Funny.

And if you want to read some of the original posts from Travis Barker on his Myspace page, you can read them in this post here. I posted this right after they got back together. It’s really quite funny!

I just read the new issue of Maxim with stinky Sarah Silverman on the front. The good part is, though, that Shanna Moakler is in there, too. They had a short interview with her but it also had three sexy photos of her. And by sexy I mean photoshopped to the max. But whatever, I like Shanna. She says what she means and that’s unique in the land of the fake. Here are the better parts of the interview:

On her “Divorce Party” at the Bellagio: It was all done in good fun. In no way was I celebrating divorce or trying to hurt Travis’ feelings. I really just wanted to have a night with my girls to feel good about moving forward and being single.

On her wedding-style cake with a dead groom at the bottom: I didn’t bake that cake! I didn’t ask for a cake, and I didn’t know anyone was bringing me a cake. The head baker at the Bellagio thought it was a funny idea. The level of detail was insane. The grood had tattoos and a little Mohawk. It was unbelievable.

On punching Paris Hilton: We had words. If I don’t like you, I don’t like you. And that’s OK–we don’t have to like each other. But I didn’t punch Paris in the face. I wouldn’t. I think she’s constantly used–by the media, by her friends, by men. At the end of the day, I look at her and just feel bad for her.

Ok that was the best. She talks about being Miss USA, being a sexy mom, the fake people in Hollywood, Dancing With the Stars, and some other stuff. She says she didn’t hit Paris but I wish she did. Paris could use a good smack in the wonk eye. Ha.

Remember the other day, when I posted this blog about Shanna Moakler posting personal information about Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan on her Myspace, and I said it was evil but funny? Well it seems like Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriend, Harry Morton, didn’t think Shanna’s blog was funny. Is he defending his ex-boyfriend, or is Shanna Moakler really a crazy biatch who everyone dislikes? Now I’m beginning to wonder. Here’s what Harry Morton wrote via bulletin AND blog on his Myspace:

And here is the blog that he wrote:

dancing with the dlisters

myspace.com/privacycunt is not who everyone thinks it is, that url has been hacked/leaked and has not been her account for a while, its now run by some desperate loser who stole her url the second her account was deleted.

this fatass needs to be more focused on keeping her legs closed more then being worried about whos fucking that deadbeat rocker.

starkitten@tmail.com = 10 DILDOS IN HER ASS

Ouch! That whole fatass thing was a low-blow, because Shanna is normal and eats. That part is crappy. But the rest of it is pretty funny. I wonder if this is going to heat up into a massive cat-fight??! For our entertainment purposes, let’s hope so! You can see Harry Morton’s Myspace here, although he took the blog down. You can see Shanna Moakler’s Myspace here, and maybe check it and be the first to see her response to all this. Can’t wait for it!

UPDATE: Shanna Moakler posted this on her Myspace. Is she legit or is the Harry Morton legit? Who knows, but it’s all still really funny so I don’t care!