It’s about time! Salma Hayek gave birth to Valentina Paloma Pinault, a baby girl, yesterday. She is engaged to rich business man Francois Henry Pinault. It is the couples first child together, Salma’s first child, and FHP’s third child.

I always thought it wouldn’t be as fun having your first child with someone who already has a kid, because then you can’t discover everything together for the first time. But maybe it makes it easier? Someone who knows a little more than you. I don’t know. Anyway, congratulations to Salma!

Sanjaya is just now reading blogs on the internet and seeing that people think he’s gay and talentless. So now he’s gone to people magazine and cried his baby eyes out to them, in hopes to get more than 15 minutes of fame out of American Idol clear the air about his sexuality.

“I’ve always gotten along with girls better because I was raised by women. I got teased in school because people figured I must be gay because I understand women. I think that’s why guys didn’t like me – because I got along with girls so well. When I went up to girls they would give me a hug and a kiss on the cheek like I was their gay friend. But I was the straight guy that understood them. [Before Idol] I had a girlfriend but she became clingy, and I didn’t want to get into a really serious relationship because I was 16. I just wanted to date and have fun.”

I’m so sure he had a girlfriend. He had a girlfriend like Joe Francis is innocent. He had a girlfriend like Britney has a comeback. And now this crap with his mom selling weed!? This kid is pretty much a joke, with a bad voice to boot!

It’s a burn, but’s its much too funy to resist!

Maxim Magazine, the magazine known for featuring hot, young, and beautiful females, has just named American Idol contender Sanjaya Malakar its “Girl of the Day.” Here’s what the magazine said:

You’ve no one but the Devil’s lawyer to blame for this androgynous American Idol stowaway, who, despite being detested by the judges, somehow remains in the hunt for the show’s coveted prize as this year’s top 40 footnote. We stopped watching after the auditions (the only digestible part of the show), but it’s our understanding that we have Sanjina to thank for the “ponyhawk,” a hair-novation destined to tickle your underarm as you noogie hordes of copycat hipsters.

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Funny! I gotta tell you, I watch American Idol sometimes and from what I’ve seen, Sanjaya really isn’t good. I just don’t think he has a good voice or any stage presence at all. Plus, who would buy his album? I mean, I can see people buying Blake’s album but Sanjaya? If he wins it will be a joke taken far too seriously. I will lose respect for the show and I think a lot of people will too!

I didn’t watch American Idol last night, nor do I watch any night that it is on. I do, however, catch my Idol Rewind on KHOP 95.1′s morning show with Jack & Reagan. I like listening to them recap Idol because then I don’t have to watch all the boring acts and deal with commercials. They cut straight to the chase, and I’m loving that.

So Gwen Stefani was an Idol mentor to the contestants last week. She was working with them and coaching them. It was rumored that when Sanjaya chose to perform “Bathwater” by No Doubt that Gwen Stefani pleaded with producers to get him to sing somethin else. Maybe she hates him, too? Or she just knows he can’t sing for anything and didn’t want him to butcher a great song.

In the words of that retarded child molester from Chris Hansen’s ‘To Catch a Predator’… oops! Sanjaya gave new meaning to the word “shiteous.” Because not only did he have a shitty faux hawk consisting of seven mini-ponytails, he also flubbed the words. The judges, who were obviously in a trance from his appearance, didn’t notice he jacked the words.

He’s like a car crash. You don’t want to look but you can’t help yourself. You know it’s bad but you can’t help yourself for being interested. It hurts so good.

I think Sanjaya’s next song should be that “I’m Every Woman” song because really, it is fitting.

Did you watch American Idol? What did you think about Sanjaya’s rendition of “Bathwater”?