Let me first say that if these people weren’t celebrities, they’d be full blown white trash. And now for the story.

Sunday night Samantha Ronson went out and partied with Adriana LaCerva Drea De Matteo. The two went back to Sam’s house early Monday morning where–surprise, surprise–Lindsay showed up. She rang Sam’s doorbell and demanded to be let up but Sam did not give in. After realizing who was with Sam, Lindsay began to call her a liar and go nuts. Sam then threw Lindsay’s clothes and other belongings out the window into the street. Now that is class.

Lindsay collected her shit and took off. Embarrassed much? I really don’t know how paps didn’t get this but apparently they missed it. I can see it all in my mind though, and that’s good enough.

Oh and F.Y.I. Drea is straight and hates Lindsay. In case that helps or confuses you anymore.

 

Lindsay Lohan was in NYC last night supporting her “friend” Samantha Ronson while she DJed the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square. Sources say Lindsay was sucking down Grey Goose and Red Bull the whole night while she danced. I guess she feels like she doesn’t need to stay sober to be healthy. Like her friends once said, drugs were her real problem, not alcohol. (Yeah, like alcohol isn’t how she got started on drugs in the first place).

I hate to say it but I don’t see a really happy future for Lindsay Lohan. I mean, she’s looking extremely worn out and busted up and we’ve seen this before. Last time she looked this bad she was in a car chase, car accident, got a DUI and got busted with drugs. So who knows what will happen next. But she really looks like crap.

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be clean and sober now so should she really be hanging out with Samantha Ronson? Didn’t Samantha Ronson take Lindsay to a place where all the paps would be when she was high out of her mind and get paid for it by the paps? Yeah, that’s not shady or anything. Anyway, Lindsay’s wearing that hideous sweater-dress again. Last time she wore it people thought she was pregnant. She looks better in it this time around, perhaps shes slimmed down through diet and exercise (ha).  Anyway, here is Lohan with her BFF Samantha Ronson leaving Villa and Katsuya last night in Los Angeles.

As with every story in the celebrity gossip world, sometimes we must question the validity of these stories. Sadly, a lot of them are true with just a pinch of extra flare. This new story about Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie is exceptionally sickening, though, and if it’s really true, I definitely hate them both now. Stealing isn’t cool–rich or poor, it’s always mean, hurtful, wrong, and just plain pathetic!

A source close to all these jerks told Star Magazine that Lindsay Lohan stole $10,000 worth of clothes, shoes, purses and goods from model and ex-friend Lauren Hastings. While Lauren was in Texas working on April 15, Lindsay went by her home and told the housesitter she had left clothes there, and she needed them. So Lindsay and her “body guard” went up stairs and grabbed a bunch of stuff, then took off. When Lauren came home and saw that she was missing a lot of stuff, she texted Lindsay and demanded that she get all of her stuff returned to her or she would call the cops. Apparently, Lindsay Lohan was at Hyde with Nicole Richie and Samantha Ronson when she got this text message, and found it so funny that she passed it around for everyone to see. According to the Star Magazine source, “Lindsay just told her she was delusional and claimed Lauren didn’t know what she was talking about. She insisted the items weren’t stolen because they did belong to her. Then she’d laughed to her friends about it. She thought the whole thing was hysterical.” As if stealing this girls stuff wasn’t bad enough, then those little b*tches had to make it worse. Nicole Richie, who obviously felt like this was hilarious, texted Lauren and told her that they’d bring her clothes back to her but they’d bring them back cut up because she’s too fat for them. Yes. A model too fat. Right. On top of that, Lindsay and Nicole threatened Lauren by telling her she would regret it if she went to the police.

This is sad. So, so sad. That Lauren chick better go to the police and not let those dirty skeeze-bags scare her. What can they possibly do? Tell their friends she’s stupid and not to hang out with her? I doubt Lauren Hastings wants to hang out with Paris Hilton or DJ AM (her ex), so I think she’s safe.

These people are immature! Its sickening!

I know what you’re thinking; to be a lesbian you have to be a woman dating another woman. Well, that thing on the left is a woman. I know it’s hard to tell because her face is so manly and she has horrible style, but she is a woman. And now Lindsay Lohan thinks she is a lesbian. And dating this DJ is supposed to bring her more attention from the media, but this story is a week or so old, and I haven’t noticed anyone caring. And I think this picture, and all of the other ones of Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson are funny because Lindsay is clearly trying to act soo sexy that it’s ridiculous. Actually sickening, really. Here’s the scoop on Lindsay being a lesbian:

Yes, it is true. At least from all my sources. I have been part of 5 cover stories for the National Enquirer regarding Lindsay Lohan. She actually has always been quite open. I would love to name all the young Hollywood she has slept with, but I will keep that for the ‘book.’ Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson. Here she gets a boy and a girl packaged all into one. Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn’t deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.

So if this DJ chick does a lot of drugs, there’s a good chance Lindsay Lohan does them too. And hey, wasn’t it just a few weeks ago that Lindsay Lohan was into Jude Law or something? What’s happened to all that business?