When you get a group of girls together who are naturally slutty they’re going to do slutty things, that’s just a given. Add in the fact that they’re on a cheap dance team and that they think they’re a pinch famous and you’ve got full blown whores. Then when the alcohol starts flowing, the camera comes out and these “dancers” turn into Penthouse models gone shy. It’s really not surprising at all.

I was laid up on the couch on Friday, sick with the stomach flu watching television while puking into a green bowl. In between pukes, I heard on the local news that the Sacramento Kings Dance Team had racy pictures going around the internet. Immediately I told my fiance to get on that cause I had to see them. The old farts on the news made it out to be much bigger than it actually was–these pictures are slutty, yes, but something for them to get fired over, no. They’re just being themselves so let’s cut ‘em a break.

And BTW, these girls aren’t role models for anyone anyway so let’s ease up on that being our excuse to persecute them for their slutiness. Little girls who want to be dancers look up to and idolize real dancers, not some D-List dance team from Sacramento. KTHX. Pictures of the Sacramento Kings Dance Team below.