Oscars are on. The pictures below are on celebrities arriving to the red carpet. Not sure why Jennifer Lopez is here but whatever. Ryan Reynolds is looking good. A bit worn out but good. Wonder where his wife Scarlett Johansson is? Pictures below of celebrities on the red carpet at the 2010 Oscars.

Ryan Reynolds is very very hot, especially in that Amityville movie. He is now on the cover of Entertainment Weekly  in really, really good shape. A bit too lean, perhaps. Anyway, he was on David Letterman last night and he was very funny. He talked about his new movie (The Promotion starring Sandra Bullock), his wife Scarlett Johansson, the bee keepers suit and bees he got from Samuel L. Jackson, and his childhood. Funny and hot, what a combo. If you didn’t catch it, you should watch it on YouTube or Hulu. It was good.

Ryan Reynolds is seriously hot so I’m always disappointed to see him engaged or in a relationship. Actually that’s a lie. I was sorta happy to see him with Alanis Morrisette and when they got engaged I thought, “Hey if a fug head like her can get with him then maybe all the normal women have a chance!” but then I remember I am engaged and went back to hating Alanis Morrisette for being with him. Women cannot be happy for other women when it comes to being with a gorgeous, rich, successful man. We’re always jealous.

Now Ryan is rumored to be getting engaged to his girlfriend of over one year, Scarlett Johannson. I hope it’s not true because I think they’ve both been in so many relationships lately that they ought to give this more time. That and I don’t like Scarlett Johannson. I find her beyond fug. She should just get back together with emo poser Jared Leto and Ryan Reynolds should just start taking acting classes. (I mean he’s hot but we all know he sucks at acting!)  BUT if they must get engaged then I guess I’ll support it. Congratulations to them in advance if this turns out to be true!

Edit: When I was saving this picture of Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds, I was trying to name it something I hadn’t used before so I put Scar for Scarlett and Ry for Ryan and now the picture is titled Scarry. Haha, I think it’s perfect (yes, I know scary is one R but still) cause they are scarry! Classic.

I’m pretty sure I could title this post “Wolves Eating Kittens While Elton John Watches” and no one would care. You know why? Because Ryan Reynolds is so friggin hot. There are a series of black and white pictures of him floating around the internet (one of the above) and he looks soo good. I always thought he was hot, and always thought he was too cute for Alanis, but I never realized just HOW hot he really is. I almost can’t stop looking. I’m glad I’ll never meet him, though, because if I did I’d ask to take a picture with him and right before the flash would go off I’d lean in and give him a huge kiss and before he’d have a chance to reject me the picture would already be taken. And then I’d have a million copies of the picture made and I’d put one big one in a frame by my bed and my fiance would be really pissed and it would break us up and then I’d have no where to go because we live together so then I’d be homeless. But damn, at least I’ll have kissed Ryan Reynolds and got proof of it forever. Yum. (Just kidding, but he is very hot.)

So Ryan and Scarlett seem to be somewhat of an item now. I’m not that stoked about this because Scarlett dated Jared Leto, and he’s a complete douche, so you know that has got to say something about her. Plus I think she looks like an alien and I’m not sure why. I’d rather see Ryan Reynolds with Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake with Scarlett Johansson. Isn’t that much better? Well regardless of what I think, Ryan and Scarlett were seen making out. Bummer.

“In the foyer they were talking and had their hands all over each other. He kissed her a couple more times in the club. He was totally sweet. She went to the restroom and he went to check up on her.”

See, he isn’t just hot but he’s also sweet. Of course! That only makes sense. I’m so totally in love with him now. I only wish that he’d make a public statement about how much he thinks Paris Hilton deserves to go to jail, and then he’d be at the top of my list of for sure and for good.

It seems that Scarlett Johansson, actress and music video girl, is on top of the dating world these days. She previously dated fat gross stupid ugly conceited rude emo queen Jared Leto, and was more currently linked to Reese Witherspoon’s ex-husband, Ryan Phillippe. But it looks like there’s a new Ryan in town.

Ryan Reynolds, actor and ex-fiance of singer Alanis Morissette, and Scarlett Johansson were seen hanging out (quite closely) at Odeon in New York City.

A spy said that “They were in a good mood. They were definitely holding hands. They were a cute couple!” (Source)

You know, when I saw that movie In Good Company, I thought Scarlett Johansson was really hot. And then I saw The Prestige and I thought she was hot, but not as hot as I did before. And now every time I see her, I am starting to think she is less pretty and more just.. plain. I like that she isn’t rail thin and she’s got a good body.. healthy is good. But her face isn’t all that pretty.

Sometimes she reminds me of an alien.

But Ryan Reynolds.. man, he’s hot. And what a step up! Because even on her most alien days, Scarlett Johansson is still wayy hotter than annoying ass Alanis Morissette. I didn’t think her cover of the BEP’s “My Humps” was funny at all. In fact, I was irritated.