Ryan Phillippe Gives Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal His Blessing

Why wouldn’t Ryan give his ex-wife Reese Witherspoon and her current boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal, his blessing? I mean, everyone knows that Ryan cheated on Reese with Abbie Cornish so he’s got no reason to not be happy for her. I bet he is such an insufferable prick that he just drove Reese away. She probably didn’t even want to be that big of a movie star but the only alternative was staying home with him all day. I bet he could never stand that she made way more money than he did. What a jerk.
Anyway, he told Howard Stern via radio that he is happy for Reese and Jake and that he likes Jake very much. I wonder if Reese is happy for Ryan and Abbie? Doubt it. I bet Ryan will go broke and fug within a couple of years. Seriously. Here’s what Ryan said:
“He’s a good dude. I love her and I want her to be happy, and it seems like she is.â€
The 33-year-old added that his split from Witherspoon was a “mutual†decision. He said,
“Leading up to it, we had been spending so much time apart. That’s a huge part of it. There are so many obstacles.â€
There are so many obstacles? You not being able to be happy for Reese because you’re so jealous is an obstacle. You not being able to keep it in your pants is also an obstacle. I love that Ryan tries to play it off like it wasn’t a big deal, though. I don’t think Reese is an angel, but I bet Ryan is such a bitch. Seriously.
Posted On : March 24th, 2008
Posted To : Jake Gyllenhaal, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe




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