Homewreckers always piss me off, no matter who it is. It has taken me at least a year to stop hating Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt for being cheating little homewreckers, and even now I’m not completely done hating them. Then when Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez started seeing each other when Robert was still married, it made me hate them. I didn’t really need much of a reason to hate Rose, because I already disliked her. But now, I’m not sure what to think.

People is reporting that Rose McGowan and Robert Rodriguez are engaged to be married.

Here’s what I would be worried about if I was either of them: 1. What if they were only really attracted to each other because Robert was unavailable and that was sexy to them? 2. What if they break-up? I mean, obviously marriage isn’t that important to either of them or they wouldn’t have cheated so… How can you trust someone who’s cheated on his wife for you? How can you trust someone who is “the other woman” and doesn’t care? I just don’t get how it’s going to work.

Robert has since divorced his wife. Rose was previously engaged to Marilyn Manson. Well, good luck to them I guess.

Scary Spice, aka Melanie Brown, has named her newborn daughter, born on the same day as supposed baby-daddy Eddie Murphy, Fortuna Daphne Bay. I could live with Daphne Bay, but I don’t totally understand the whole Fortuna thing. But I would definitely talk Fortuna Daphne Bay over PILOT INSPEKTOR, the name of Jason Lee’s son, anyday. Sometimes I wonder why celebrities feel they must have some silly, over the top name? I mean, these are just mini-people. They will grow up to be regular sized and want normal names. They don’t want to be called Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow’s first child’s name) and they don’t want to be called Pheonix Chai (Melanie Brown’s first child’s name).Other weird celebrity baby names:

• Erykah Badu named her son Seven Sirius and her daughter Puma
• Christie Brinkley named her daughter Sailor
• Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El, like Superman!
• Rachel Griffiths named her son Banjo
• Helen Hunt named her daughter Makena’lei Gordon
• Paula Yates has named her children: Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (see above picture.)
  
• John Cougar Mellencamp named his daughter Justice
• Jaime Oliver named his daughters Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo
• Ving Rhames named his son Freedom
• Robert Rodriguez named his children Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue
• Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio Science
• Bruce Willis and Demi Moore named their kids Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah.

What are they thinking? Honestly. Half of these names sound like puppy names, and the other half sound like science-fiction movies. Which of these is the worst? Which of these is the weirdest? (Source)