Well, uh, at least this story isn’t about Britney Spears taking a paparazzi dude to her hotel with her. That’s the positive side… right?

Can you be a sex addict when you’re coked out of your mind? Cause if you’re banging out hella dudes while you’re drunk and high, is that being a sex addict or is that just reaping the side effects of the drugs? Someone answer me that! Cause I don’t believe for a second that Lindsay Lohan is clean and sober. Girlfriend looks like she got run over by the Ugly train about a thousand times. Wait, didn’t she look better before? Umm, yeah, that’s suspicious.

Now her ex-boyfriend (which we all knew would happen sooner than later) is talking to the tabloids about Lindsay and her addiction to sex. Why doesn’t he just tell the truth and say she’s addicted to drugs, alcohol, bulimia, sex, money, women, men, blah blah blah.. at least then it would be the truth. Riley said,

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

Just because you’re a dirty snatch with no morals doesn’t make you an addict. Being an addict is for reals and we can’t have Lindsay ruining that title for all the real addicts with problems, can we! So let’s settle and just say she’s a confused, gross skank. Oh, and, Merry Christmas Eve

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Man it’s been a long time since I did a Lindsay Lohan post. I honestly forgot she existed when she went to rehab, and now that she’s back, I’m not sure I’m ready for her to exist again. But, unfortunately, I don’t have that choice. If I had the choice on who existed, there wouldn’t be enough famous people left in Hollywood for me to write this stinkin’ blog anymore. So I guess I’m lucky I don’t have that choice, huh?

Here’s Lindsay Lohan with boyfriend Riley Giles and her manager-mom Dina Lohan eating a lovely, happy (hah) dinner in New York. Rumor has it that the Lohan clan is going to get together and have a happy Thanksgiving feast as a family. It will be a competition on who can get the drunkest and do the stupidest stuff. Lindsay’s already won cause she’s dating that lump Riley!