I really don’t understand why Rihanna insists on being so ridiculous. I mean, the only person a bowl cut is this guy and little kids. Then to bleach your black hair an awful orange color… terrible. And the bat-winged jumpsuit? Nothing good about it. I get that she’s trying to be different but it’s not working. You either have to go the Lady Gaga route and be completely bizarre, or just be normal. I wonder if she knows if she just dressed normal that she would still have fans? Because I’m sure she would. She doesn’t need to cut her hair like a 6 year old (or old mental institution patient) and dresses in hideous onesies to get attention. Oh and the caked on make up and witch-toed shoes? Not helping the cause. More pictures of Rihanna looking like a complete idiot while in Germany below.

If you saw someone on the street who was moderately good looking (and I do use the term moderately quite loosely, as “a tiny bit” is actually more fitting) with her head shaved up the sides, bleached to an orange color on top, wearing a weird onesie with the side cut out, bad tattoos, ear wax, and a layer of spanx under her clothes, you’d say WTF. But somehow Rihanna does it and everyone loves her. I think she’s over hyped and quite frankly getting pitty fans from her beat down from Chris Brown. I’ve stayed strong and consistently hated her and not bought into her shit. Her weirdness is growing, though, and I’m thinking she wants to be the black Lady Gaga or something? She needs to lose some weight before that can happen.

Pictures of Rihanna performing somewhere below.

 

So I was checking out Allie Is Wired when I practically threw up my cream of wheat (yes, it’s delicious and no, I’m not 80) seeing these nasty ass pictures of Rihanna. As you well know, I’m not a fan of Rihanna and her weirdly proportioned head and body. But now seeing she doesn’t clean her ears out?! Disgusting. Hygiene is so important, any celebrity with bad hygiene, no matter how awesome they may be, pretty much falls off the planet for me. It’s too nasty for words. I would expect these ears from Britney Spears but not from Rihanna!

 

She could call it her good-works tour, but Rihanna is calling it “A Girl’s Night Out.”

“Girls always have more fun, so I thought it was a great cause for me,” the Girls Gone Bad singer, 20 told PEOPLE after a performance Wednesday night at Chicago’s Vision nightclub.

With her charity, The Believe Foundation, Rihanna and Island Def Jam, “got together with a local foundation in three cities and Escada and [the label's fragrance] Moon Sparkle” to sponsor the event, she said. “It was amazing.”

The next “Girls Night Out” concerts are scheduled for March 28 at San Francisco’s Ruby Skye and April 9 at New York City’s HighLine Ballroom.

Autographs for Kids

Having first performed on stage for 40 minutes to a very happy crowd on Wednesday, Rihanna headed upstairs to a private lounge area, where she did a meet-and-greet with children, signing autographs and taking pictures with them.

“When I was young and I would watch television and I would see all the children suffering, I always said when I grow up I want to help,” she said by way of explaining why she started The Believe Foundation.

“Not long after I was in the position where I could help. I started to visit all these children’s hospitals and I have a soft spot for kids,” she says. “I just want to help and make sure they are happy. They can come to a Rihanna concert or have toys or gifts at Christmas.”

Future Expansion

She adds that the foundation “just branched off and we are able to help kids who are less fortunate.” According to the foundation’s background material, “Believe gives children a chance by providing everything from medical attention for children who can’t afford it, school supplies for children in poorly funded public schools, toys for children who are terminally ill and clothes for children in homeless shelters.”

Earlier this month, Rihanna also played a major role in a drive that went into helping a New York woman find a donor for a bone-marrow transplant.

“So many people got involved, and it made such a difference,” Rihanna said of the outpouring of support for the patient, Lisa Gershowitz-Flynn. “I’m so glad we were able to help give her life and give her to her family.”

Moving forward, “I just want to travel all over the world with the kids,” the singer says. “As a kid, the thing I hated most was disappointment, so I never want to disappoint kids. I always want to put a smile on their faces. Kids are the future.”

PEOPLE 

Just looking at this picture makes me want to punch Jessica Alba. You guys know I don’t like the little trick. And isn’t Rihanna getting old to anyone else? She’s so big and awkward. She reminds me of a robot you’d see in a really bad movie. A robot that Beyonce is insanely jealous of, that is.

Anyway, what could these two bitches possibly have to talk about? It probably went something like this:

Rihanna (totally being fake): Oh Jessica, you’re so beautiful in person!

Jessica: I know. And you’re so.. ethnic. [silence] I am pretty, aren’t I?

Get it? Because Jessica is a conceited little bitch? See? Okay anyway. More pictures of Rihanna and Jessica Alba at the Fendi store opening in Paris. Gee it must be hard to be famous.

So this is the new Got Milk? ad and I’ve got to say I kind of like it. I think it looks somewhat normal as far as celebrity endorsements go. I mean, she doesn’t look overly photoshopped and her huge, out of proportion forehead is pretty well hidden. I could live without the Jackie Joyner Kersee nails but other than that, I’m liking this ad. Heck, I’m not even a huge Rihanna fan and I think she looks pretty good here.  I really like that black dress she’s wearing, too. Speaking of Rihanna, I really like her new song “Please Don’t Stop the Music” and its a great work out song. If you haven’t heard it, I suggest previewing it on iTunes. It’s good stuff. Rihanna power!