A couple of days ago, Bradley Cooper made a statement about being “just friends” with actress Jennifer Aniston. They two were spotted various places–namely, having dinner and leaving together–and dated previously in 2007. Let’s hope Bradley was telling the truth about them being “just friends” or else Jen will have been dissed by another (less famous, less hunky) Brad. Why?

Bradley Cooper and upcoming co-star Renee Zellweger were spotted having dinner and acting rather couple-y. From OK! Magazine:

“He pulled her chair out for her when she sat down and he kissed her on the hand. If they’re just friends, they were being awfully affectionate! At one point, he seemed to want to whisper something to her as if it were a secret. He spoke into her ear and then they both started giggling.”

If this is true (which it most likely isn’t, because people make shit up when they see two celebrities out), then this is gross. Why? Because, although I love Bridget Jones, Renee Zellweger is nasty looking. Her body is rail thin and her face is a puffy, shiny mess. What Bradley sees in her I don’t know.

If you had to chose between Jen and Renee, who would you rather date?

The Hollywood Reporter has released a list of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood and I’ve got to say that I’m pretty surprised. I think half of the ladies on the list aren’t good actresses and that they make crappy movies. But I guess that doesn’t change their paycheck, does it? Here’s the list:

1. Reese Witherspoon – $15 to $20 million per pic
2. Angelina Jolie – $15 to $20 million (made only $8 million for Beowulf)
3. Cameron Diaz – $15 million
4. Nicole Kidman – $10 to $15 million
5. Renee Zellweger – $10 to $15 million
6. Sandra Bullock – $10 to $15 million
7. Julia Roberts – $10 to $15 million
8. Drew Barrymore – $10 to $12 million
9. Jodie Foster – $10 to $12 million
10. Halle Berry – $10 million

Don’t get me wrong, I love Reese Witherspoon but I can’t believe she makes that much. It’s a little bonkers. And Jodie Foster?! When is the last time she made a movie? Halle Berry has been making shitty movies since she won an Oscar and Drew Barrymore has a bad track record, too. I can’t believe these ladies make so much and some are so undeserving. I’m jealous, though, nonetheless!

Okay, it’s not a real endorsement but it doesn’t have to be real to be funny! Remember when I wrote about the artist 14? Well, every once in a while when I’m looking for a good laugh, I check out her site to see what she’s up to. This time I checked out some of her older work and found a hilarious section called Celebrity Endorsements. You should check it out because there is some hilarious stuff in there about Britney Spears. But I chose this one because it looks JUST like Renee Zellweger and it’s hilarious. I think Renee should really do this endorsement.. don’t you?