So now that the first episode of The Real Housewives of Orange County has aired and been re-run a trillion times already, I definitely wanting some feedback on what everybody thought!

My fiance and I were commenting on Vicki’s black eye and we guessed she got a nose job. I read in the internet she had a face-lift. Who knows if this is true? I didn’t think her face looked any different? Oh and we were also in agreeance that Vicki is way more bonkers than she used to be. It’s almost like the show went to her head or something! Ha.. sarcasm.

I am glad to see Jo is gone, who’s with me on her being an untalented, annoying mooch? I read her blog on Bravo’s website and all she could do is whine about how the show used the “outtakes” of her singing and put them in the show and thats why she sounded awful. Outtakes, my ass! Bitch was trying as hard as she could and she was worse than Britney!

Did anyone think Kara got hotter because she definitely did. Her stupid boyfriend broke up with her and you know he’s definitely going to be regretting it! Idiot! During season one I thought Shane was really cute but now he’s just immature and annoying–and if I was Tammy I’d slap him upside the head and tell him to have some respect! Why doesn’t Jeana say something to him?

Speaking of Jeana, she’s definitely our favorite. She seems the most real. I wonder what Matt, her husband, thinks when she sees Jeana on TV saying she doesn’t think he likes his life and stuff? That’s seriously sad and I think they should get a divorce. You only live once; be happy! Oh and… why is Colton missing a tooth? Anyone??

I just wanted to take a minute and talk about the show. This is going to be my weekly gossip thing cause I love the show so much. The artwork featured in this post is courtesy Gilmore over at Pretty on the Outside. The piece is called “V is for Vicky covered in crazy” and I just love it. Doesn’t it look just like her? I love it. I want to see Slade and Jo in cartoon! If you wouldn’t mind seeing more Real Housewives in cartoon, let me know and I’ll beg for some more

The Real Housewives of Orange County Season 3 is premiering tonight on Bravo and I’m excited as hell to see it! This season the show will be documenting the lives of 5 Orange County women, one new, four we already know. I am so glad the show got rid of Jo because she was really starting to piss me off! She only wanted to be with Slade for the money and for what he represented and that was so obvious! Plus, she couldn’t sing worth a shit and she really thought she could. So I’m glad to see her gone. I can’t wait to see how Jeana’s kids are doing; they are all so good looking! I’m going to be in class but I’m definitely going to TiVo it. Here’s what Bravo says about the 3rd season:

The third season will feature original real-life “housewives” Vicki Gunvalson, Jeana Keough and Lauri Waring as well as second season’s Tammy Knickerbocker. Joining the fun this year is new housewife Tamra Barney.

The women’s lives are moving fast with their mounting family, career and community dramas. Their lives intertwine in new ways in the third season, with even more heartbreak and secrets, all set against the staggering wealth of their Orange County communities. They will do whatever it takes to keep up appearances in one of the most stylish communities in the country.

Over the summer, Tammy Knickerbocker’s ex-husband passed away so I’m expecting the show to address that. I’m also hoping for some really juicy gossip as to why they didn’t ask Jo and Slade to be on the show anymore. Gimme the drama! I think I’m going to like the new lady–at least I hope. I also hope this season doesn’t feature any of Lauri’s bratty daughter Ashley. Isn’t she horrible? Anyway, if anyone shares my excitement, let me know!