I thought only famous old people wrote tell-all’s? Plus, don’t you need like, life experience to write a memoir? This is beyond lame but… Ray-J, the R&B singer who is little brother to singer Brandy, is planning to write a tell-all memoir where he will reveal that he has slept with over 1,000 women. Okay, um, 1. no you haven’t and 2. who even cares if you have? Who’s with me on this one? Some of the women he’s “slept” with include Kim Kardashian, Whitney Houston, and Lil’ Kim.

Gee, that’s something to be proud of! A hoochie starved for attention, a crack-head, and a jailbird. Yay!

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