Remember when I wrote that Ashlee Simpson was engaged to Pete Wentz and possibly pregnant with their child last July? Well that turned out to be a big fat lie. But now the same rumor is going around and I PROMISE* this time it’s 100% true. Here’s the proof:

Pete recently posted a blog online announcing the couples’ plans to make something that cannot be illegally downloaded, hinting at a baby. In the bizarre video message, Ashlee and Pete, who have dated since last summer, also reveal that the “release date” is July 2008, before Ashlee poses with a cushion stuffed under her top.

If you’re interested, you can CLICK HERE to watch that bizarre video. It’s not bizarre at all. In fact, its stupid, just like Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. It makes me hate them both more because they’re trying so hard to produce this funny, viral video and instead it just further proves what tweaks they are.  And if you like Cheetos (don’t be afraid to admit it just cause Britney gave ‘em a bad rep) then don’t watch this video cause they’ll be ruined for you.

*My promises mean nothing 

I don’t know whats uglier; Pete Wentz’s broken ankle or his broken face! Seriously! I always catch a lot of hate mail when I share my great dislike for Pete Wentz, but getting an opportunity to do it is well worth it! And now that he’s broken his ankle, I get an opportunity to diss on him. Pete wrote on a blog about his ankle:

for anyone who was at the voodoo fest in new orleans- you got to see me jump around. ended up breaking the bone that connects my shin to my foot. no shows will be cancelled. i am currently trying to get a “rocker” boot so i can have a walking cast. currently my foot is the size of a small car. if you see me at a show come sign my cast.

I would go “sign” his cast and fake like I’m interested in him and secretly be drawing a weenie or something. Wait, he’d love that! I’d have to put “30 Seconds to Mars” in a heart and then say “I love your band, Jared!” WAIT.. he’d probably love thinking he looks like his even gayer idol Jared Leto. Damn, what wouldn’t he like? Ok, Ok, I do hope his ankle gets better cause that really sucks. Everything else still goes though!

I wouldn’t have pegged Ashlee Simpson as the stinker girlfriend who is jealous and protective, but I also never thought Britney Spears would end up as a chain-smoking hoochie with two babies, no hubby and no career. You can never predict what’s going to happen with celebrities! So people are saying Ashlee doesn’t like it when Pete talks to other chicks… even if they are just fans he is only going to meet once. What a bia!

In Chicago last weekend with boyfriend Pete Wentz to stop by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel and help Crobar Chicago co- owner Mike Matushcka celebrate his 40th birthday, Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man. When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson “got whiny and dragged him away,” a spy said.

Maybe that’s why Ashlee and Pete broke up in the first place? Maybe Ashlee was too much of a jealous brat? I could see Jessica Simpson being that way, too. And Papa Joe probably just tells them to be that way more, cause he knows that will break up the relationship and then he can have the both of them all to himself. Eww! Here is Ashlee Simpson with her Fall Out Boy rocker boyfriend Pete Wentz at some event or something. It really isn’t important, and no one really cares, right?

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It seems that Fag’n'Fug may be more than just a greasy, annoying emo couple. Rumor has it that Pete surprised Ashlee with a proposal.. that was perhaps brought on by an unexpected pregnancy. Hmm, does Ashlee Simpson know that having a baby might put the “Britney Spears Hex” on her life? Unless she wants to be barefoot in a truckstop smoking cigarettes and eating cheetos, I think she should re-think her marriage-and-baby-really-young choice. Apparently, Pete proposed at Live Earth.

“Ashlee wasn’t expecting it at all, it was a total surprise. Pete whipped out a big engagement ring, dropped down on one knee, and asked Ashlee to be his bride. Ashlee says it was romantic, sexy — and that she said yes right away.”

And about being pregnant, Ashlee refused the drink at a family wedding, thus putting rumors in the air that she might be with child. Humm…

“Ashlee may have helped start the rumors herself. She was at a family wedding and was wandering around rubbing her belly. And she refused to drink anything. She probably didn’t drink that night because her dad was around.“

If this is true, the only thing more disgusting than these two making a baby is Jared Leto making a baby with ANYONE. Even if he got with Gisele Bundchen, it would still be so totally gross. But this all probably isn’t true anyway, is it?

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People Magazine voted Drew Barrymore the World’s Most Beautiful Person, and then there was a list of other celebs who made the beautiful people list. Some of the choices are questionable, but whatever. Here’s what Drew and the others said, about being beautiful and other beautiful random stuff.

Drew Barrymore on when she feels beautiful:

“Right after I’ve worked out and I’m sweating all over the place and my face is two different colors of white and red and my hair is half wet, half dry and I look like I’m about to have a heart attack. I feel like I’ve changed the shape of my body temporarily into something more flexible and strong.”

Scarlett Johansson said:

“My hair is such a disaster. I never blow-dry. I can’t do my hair at all. It?s just a burden,” admits the star ofThe Nanny Diaries. But the 22-year-old does like one specific part of her anatomy: “I think I have really good feet. They’re cute!”

Jennifer Aniston on yoga:

“I’ve had everything from deep laughter to deep sadness, where I was crying through moves,” she told Self magazine. “It’s good to get that stuff out. You feel like you’re having a therapy session, a workout and a meditation at the same time.”

Patrick Dempsey:

“The gray hairs certainly have come in the last few months,” says the 41-year-old of the grey in his anatomy. “The last year has been difficult on many levels, with the show moving to Thursday night, and everything that happened this year, and worrying that everything was going to go all right with the boys [newborns Darby and Sullivan] and my wife [Jill, age 41]. But they’ve ceased to come in as quickly.”

Halle Berry on aging:

“My choices today reflect the way I feel about myself – I’m happier than I’ve ever been and very comfortable being who and what I am. My current look is confident and sophisticated, with a bit of an edge but always comfortable.”

Jennifer Garner on Violet and Ben:

“Ben and I like more things in ourselves that we now see reflected in Violet. To see my dimples in her makes me like my dimples because I share them with her.”

Katherine Heigl:

“Hair to me is not a priority. All I ever do is throw it in a bun,” admits the Grey’s Anatomy star, 28. “The only thing I know how to do is hot rollers, which is sort of over. I can’t style bangs even though I love them and I’m always like, ‘Let’s cut some bangs!’ And then I’m stuck with hair I can’t figure out.”

Matthew McConaughey:

“I can be pretty vain. Vanity’s not so bad,” admits the 37-year-old. “Look, do I work out because I like to look good? Yes, that part’s vanity. Do I work out because it makes me feel better? Yes, and that’s not vanity.”

Jennifer Lopez:

“I like to look good for Marc,” she says of her husband, Marc Anthony. As for her beauty routine? “I don’t use a lot of expensive creams,” says Lopez, 37. “It’s more simple: mild cleanser, sunscreen and lots of water.”

Eric Bana:

“People in L.A. look too good to me. It’s important to keep flaws,” the 38-year-old Aussie says. In fact, the Lucky You star says his best look comes purely by accident: “I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and a bit of helmet hair.”

Kerry Washington:

“When I first started meeting with agents, I remember one immediately telling me all the things I had to change: I’d have to get my teeth fixed, lose weight,” remembers the 30-year-old actress, next in Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer. “Then I met with another agent two weeks later who was like, ‘You’re perfect – let’s start.’ That’s a good rule to follow: Go where the love is.”

Pete Wentz on the rockstar life and eyeliner:

“I get a ton of under-eye circles because I don’t sleep. Usually I’ll just put on more eye makeup and let it blur in.”

Helen Mirren on staying sexy:

“Number one, I have never smoked. When you are young, you seem indestructible. As you get older, you realize how much it’s helping you. I’ve never done anything to excess, really.” She also thanks her “fundamentally sunny nature,” saying, “unhappiness etches itself on one’s face very quickly.”

Reese Witherspoon:

“Some people are effortlessly glamorous and sexy,” the actress, 31, has told PEOPLE. “For me, a lot of that stuff is difficult.” Still, her skin-care regimen sounds pretty easy: “I just wear a lot of sunscreen. That’s it. Nothing more. I’m just lucky my grandma gave me great skin.

Wentworth Miller:

“I’ve been shaving my head on and off for years, but for a low-maintenance look, it takes a lot of maintenance – I have to cut it twice a week!”

Carrie Underwood:

“I had a couple of freckles on my face that I didn’t like, so I had them removed,” admits the 24-year-old country star. “And I remember one kid said, ‘Now I can’t play connect-the-dots on your face anymore!’ I’ll never forget that.”

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It seems as if Ashlee Simpson and Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz have rekindled their romance. I’m sure the only people who care about this are Ashlee Simpson, Pete Wentz, and probably the emo’s who like Fall Out Boy. But I feel like I should cover the story, anyhow.

On Saturday night, Ashlee and Pete were kissing, hugging, being touchy-feely at Parc in Los Angeles. They were in their very own private booth, but even with a private booth people spied and reported that the two were “snuggling” with eachother all night.

A source said, “They definitely weren’t hiding the fact that they were together. They were making out a lot and they were pretty intense.”

It’s weird because there are a few songs from Fall Out Boy that I don’t full on hate. But there is a part of me that just knows Pete Wentz is so annoying that I shouldn’t like his music. Who gives themselves the nickname “make-out bandit” besides someone annoying? My point exactly. Below are pictures of Ashlee Simpson, post and pre nose & chin job, and Pete Wentz. If you don’t want to ruin your Easter Sunday, you can scroll down and check out hot pictures of Fergie, Katie Price, or… anyone but Pete Wentz.