It seems that celebrities are coming forward and writing letters to Paris Hilton and sending them to TMZ. And when I say celebrities, I mean people less famous than Paris Hilton. And since they are less famous, I’m sure she doesn’t even know they exist. What are people doing writing letters to Paris, anyway? Don’t they know that she can’t read? Hey, if she could read, wouldn’t she have been able to read that paper she signed saying she didn’t have a license? Exactly.

Anyway, Patty Hearst (I don’t know who she is) wrote a letter to Paris Hilton and it’s a burn. I just included the best part, but you can read all of it at TMZ. Check out what she says about Paris going to jail:

I must say that my heart goes out to the inmates of the Century Regional Detention Center. Forty-five days with Paris Hilton and the attendant publicity seems like cruel and unusual punishment to me. Perhaps THEY should be petitioning the Governor for relief?

Ha! That’s the best. If what she just said was a URL, it would be www dot burn city dot com backslash Paris getting owned by Patty Hearst. I am definitely loving this!

I wonder who the next person to write Paris will be?? Maybe.. Sofia Bush? Chad Michael Murray?? We’ll see!