Oh, you know you’ve made it as an A-list actress when you’re getting paid a small sum to get drunk in a club in Vegas and make-out with C-list reality show star. Way to go, Paris! You’ve really come a long way since your sex tape, DUI, and jail stay. It’s good to see you’re changing your dirty ways and cleaning up your act so that you can be a good role model for your younger fans. Oh wait… you’re still the classless cheap skank that you’ve always been. Jail hasn’t changed you. Your short bob haircut hasn’t changed you. Making out with Kristin Cavallari is not a change.

Well, Paris, let me know when you’re seriously going to try and change your life. Until then, I’m not holding my breath. I’m pretty sure I’d die if I did because you’re a die-hard skeeze.

Oh, and Kristin, don’t feel special. Paris made out with Elisha Cuthbert at Tenjune earlier in the week. If you thought she reserved her sluttiness just for men you were wrong; she shares the sluttiness with everyone!

 

First she gets dissed by 50 Cent and now John Mayer is turning her down. Man, ever since she got out of the slammer Paris Hilton can’t get any love, can she? Maybe the men in Hollywood have finally seen all the videos on the internet of Paris being herself and realized what a horrible person she really is. Or maybe John Mayer is just stuck up and easily annoyed? Unfortunately I’d say it’s just John Mayer being a diva.

According to sources, Paris Hilton was trying to get the attention of John Mayer on the night of the Grammys but couldn’t. Burn! Page Six reports:

Hilton struck out several times over the weekend. After the Grammys on Sunday, the celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and “aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her,” a source told Page Six.

“At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”

Ha. That story makes me happy. I have strep throat right now and feel pretty mediocre so any good news makes me happy and forget that I’m sick. I also read on Page Six that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton got into a little tiff at this same party. That’s funny. These two chicks are stuck in high school trying to get popular. They think if they can hook-up with the “popular” guys then their value and self-worth goes up. Sad. Paris is just sad.

Let me first just say, I’m loving that stain that Simon’s got on the front of his sweater. Classy! O.K. Now let’s get to it. While at the Sundance Film Festival, Paris Hilton made out with both Jared Leto and Simon Rex in the same day. Apparently Simon was better because the two have been spotted having dinner together, making out, and just being annoying in general. Hilton has previously dated everyone Simon Rex so maybe they are just re-kindling their love?  I sort of just want her to get a boyfriend so she can stop sleeping around and annoying everyone. Maybe once she gets a boyfriend they’ll stay in the house and be low-key or something. I hope so. I can’t look at her shitty hair cut and her wonk eye much longer.

More pictures of Paris Hilton and Simon Rex below.

Here is Paris Hilton at the premiere of her new movie, “The Hottie and the Nottie.” I’m not sure why they even made this piece of junk much less had a red carpet premiere. Plus, why is Paris Hilton dresses in a ball gown and diamonds for this piece of junk premiere? This isn’t the Oscars! She could’ve worn capris and Keds and still would’ve been overdressed. As you can see, I’m no fan of Paris Hilton. There are, however, people out there that really like her. I’m not sure why but nonetheless, there are. So for those of you that like her, here are pictures of Paris Hilton on the red carpet for the premiere of her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie. Enjoy.

Anytime that a celebrity tells off Paris Hilton, or at least just embarrasses her, I’m pretty happy. My mom thinks that I’m too negative–she’s says I always write about how much I dislike certain celebrities and I never write anything nice. Well, I’ve got to say I think that’s untrue and if celebrities were less of selfish, retarded idiots who tried to be positive instead of lazy and retarded, then I’d have more nice things to say when I write. With that said, I must say that there really is nothing nice to say about Paris Hilton, so this post is exempt from that “trying to be nicer” rule. I mean, really, there is nothing good about her. She lies, does drugs, is racist, sleeps around, talks trash, and has no morals. Not to mention that wonk eye had been getting out of control lately. Now that we’ve established Paris Hilton isn’t a good person, I will continue with a funny story of her getting dissed and I will not hide how happy it makes me. From PageSix:

During his performance at the Paris Hilton-hosted pre-Super Bowl party for 944 magazine last night, 50 Cent gave a shout out to Paris, who then started singing in the front row.

When the princess decided to get onstage and dance, the hip-hopper quickly instructed her to “Get the f**k off the stage.” She started to cry and tried to plead with the party’s production staff to let her dance, whining, “But it’s my party!”

Now that’s just downright funny. 50 probably felt obligated to give her a shout out but, while he was doing it, he probably felt really irritated. He’s seen those videos of her throwing the n word around and he’s not having any of it. I’m guessing since he was seen kissing up on her at the MTV VMA’s he’s seen the video. At that time he probably hadn’t seen it. I bet he felt duped once he saw it. I would. Paris should be crying. She’s annoying and thinks she is wayy more important than she really is. Seriously. This story made my morning!

This could possibly be the most offensive thing I’ve seen since the Vanessa Hudgens bush pictures. First and foremost, I have a deep-rooted hatred for Jared Leto because he is such an unbelievable douche bag. Secondly, I’ve never been a fan of Paris Hilton. I mean, I tried to not hate her completely because I think she’s overly criticized and whatnot, but I just find her a disgusting, hideous, racist, attention whore with no morals. So putting these two together create a nasty, nasty, disease ridden couple that are actually perfect together. I mean, Jared Leto is conceited and thinks he’s too good for everyone, even chicks like Krista Ayne, and Paris Hilton moves from dude to dude because she’s also amazingly conceited. So what’s to come of them? I’m anxious to find out. As much as this kiss nauseates me, I sort of want to see them date and have a mean break-up. Those are entertaining!

And P.S. Why are these two even at Sundance? I know Jared acts but what has he been in lately? And why is Paris there? Is The Hottie and the Nottie at Sundance or something? Ick. They are contaminating Sundance!