If you aren’t sure who Ted Casablanca is, let me fill you in. He writes a blog called The Awful Truth that is featured on the E! website and he’s extremely annoying. I’m not sure if he’s annoying because he’s a metro old guy who desperately wants to be important or if he’s just annoying because he writes like a 13-year old over AOL but either way, he’s annoying. Anyway, he’s claiming he believes that Paris Hilton could be pregnant with boyfriend Benji Madden’s baby. Why, you ask? Here’s why, according to good ‘ol Teddy’s ramblings:

She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.”
Above source is a firsthand, regular and up close observer of Paris Hilton and her horniness, hotness and sometimes tankedlicious goings on. Said insider’s been posing and preening right alongside Ms. H at a few recent T-town soirees. Gosh, is this the new, freshly domesticated Mrs.-Madden-to-be Paris or Paris the teetotalist, perhaps (for whatever reason)? Or, to get very National Enquirer about it (as if there were any diff here at A.T., I mean, really), could this possibly be the new preggers Paris? Just a pregnant pause, or hunch, that’s all, babes. See, when the regularly guzzling heiress suddenly cleans up her vodka-happy act, hon-pies, somethin’s up. Fer sure.”

Translation of that tween talk: Paris isn’t drinking and she’s usually a drunken mess so she may be with child. All the rest of that shit above is just frill. Oh, and just so he knows, “fer sure” isn’t funny or cool or witty. It’s quite annoying, actually so Ted, please stop.

I doubt Paris is pregnant but I could see her faking it for attention. She is a huge attention whore… among other things, of course.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still, surprisingly enough, going strong. These pictures indicate perhaps they are a bit too happy. When you’re a bulimic crack head you look pregnant after you digest even the smallest of meals. So, Paris could have just eaten dinner. OR… as the media loves to speculate, she could be pregnant. Does she look like she has a little baby bloat to you?

 

Well that didn’t take long. After less than two months of dating, Paris Hilton – whose romance with rocker Benji Madden blossomed seemingly overnight – is ready to use the l-word.

“I’ve never felt so happy and in love,” she declared in a post on her MySpace Celebrity blog Tuesday. “He’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better.”

For the past month the hotel heiress, 27, has been touring – hitting Europe and Africa – with Madden and his band, Good Charlotte.

“It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart,” Hilton wrote. “All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience.”

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Everyone knows that there is only a handful of starlets in Hollywood that actually stay thin by diet, exercise, and all that healthy real junk. The other huge group of celebrities that are thin–Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Bosworth, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Katie Holmes, Mary Kate Olsen, Madonna, Kelly Ripa–are doing so via prescription drugs, illegal drugs, or eating disorders. I’m really more shocked that a lot of people put their faith into people like Lindsay Lohan and think they can look like her through diet and exercise! It’s sad that all these famous people are so messed up and that they’ve skewed reality for younger girls and teenagers. But reading this allows you to see how far some take and just how stupid it really is.

When Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, police said they found cocaine in her pocket. Paris Hilton recently admitted to talk host Larry King that she takes Adderall for attention-deficit disorder. Both drugs are often used by women looking to lose weight.
At the moment, Adderall is the latest diet-drug craze in Hollywood. The number of celebrities addicted to it continues to rise. Female celebrities recently arrested – from Paris to Nicole Richie, from Lindsay to Britney Spears – all reportedly have used prescription Adderall. It keeps you awake while killing the appetite.
Some celebrities also take Clenbuterol, known as Clen. Commonly prescribed to treat respiratory problems in horses, in humans it can cause fat loss.
Manhattan-based trainer Justin Gelband, who works with catwalk and catalogue models, says: “Diet pills and steroids are huge right now. After Kate Moss was caught supposedly doing coke, the modeling agencies started to crack down on girls using hard-core drugs like cocaine and heroin to stay slim.

It will be a cold day in hell when I’m taking horse pills just so I don’t gain a few pounds! Geesh. This girls are just driven crazy by the idea of being rail thin, aren’t they? Of all the girls in Hollywood that are too thin, have been too thin, or are currently getting too thin, which one DO YOU THINK has the biggest problem? Let me know then we’ll do a poll!

She’s happy with boyfriend Benji Madden, but Paris Hilton is looking for a new best friend.

Slated to start shooting in May, the heiress, 27, has paired up with MTV to search for a sidekick on a reality show tentatively called Paris Hilton’s My New BFF.

So, what does her current BFF, Nicole Richie, think? “Nicole is my best friend and my sister, so she understands — she’s at home with her baby,” Hilton told PEOPLE at the Hollywood Hills party to announce the series.

While Hilton contends “there’s nothing that’s really hard” about being her best friend, she’s going to take the decision very seriously. “I going to be in my element in Los Angeles and really showing these women my life, which is completely different than The Simple Life.”

Contestants will live in a house with Hilton and she will teach them how to be her best friend, leading them through competitions of loyalty, endurance and “girl politics,” eliminating them one by one.

As for what she’s looking to get out of the 20 contestants, she says, “Someone that I just trust and not someone who’s going to stab me in the back — it’s happened a lot in this town. Just someone I can have fun with, someone who could be like my sister.”

Aspiring contestants apply over the phone or on the Web site www.parisbff.com.

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Paris Hilton gets around, seriously. I mean.. just think about all you’ve read about her and different dudes. It’s sick!

Less than two weeks after Benji Madden split from fiancée Sophie Monk, the rocker is stepping out with another blonde bombshell. The new woman in his life? None other than Paris Hilton.

“Yes, they are dating. It’s pretty serious,” a source confirms of the couple, who have been spotted together all over town – make that all over the country! In just the past few days, they have partied at Home nightclub in suburban St. Louis, shopped (while holding hands) at Hollywood’s Fred Segal, and even grabbed lunch with Madden’s mom.

On Sunday night, the two hit the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, where they cuddled in a massive booth and engaged in an intimate conversation.

The apparent love connection is certainly convenient: His twin brother, Joel, dates Hilton’s B.F.F., Nicole Richie.

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