Wow, I’ve heard of getting married to get citizenship, getting married for love, and getting married for the gifts, but this is a new one! According to The National Enquirer, Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon got hitched so they could get a Newlyweds style reality show.

The real reason Pam Anderson and her poker-playing beau Rick Salomon got married Oct. 6 in Las Vegas is because they’re pitching a new reality show.

The show, which will include both the wedding and the couple’s red-hot honeymoon, will give viewers an intimate look at their new life together, says an insider…

Four networks – NBC, FOX, E! and VH1 – are bidding for the new series, which will be similar to the Jessica Simpson/Nick Lachey “Newlyweds” show, ads the insider.

“Rick assured Pam it would be a blockbuster and they could rake in big bucks.

“He also said they could probably sell different versions of the show – a cleaner version to the networks, an R-rated version to cable.”

Remember last week when I wrote about Kid Rock telling everyone that Pamela Anderson was broke? Well I guess Kid’s credibility just went through the roof because this story really proves that Pam is hard up for cash. Getting married just to make some money? Damn, I’m glad I’m not a broke, C-list celebrity!

First is was the rumors that she married Rick Salomon, then it was confirmed that she married him. What’s next for Pamela Anderson? Well, there are rumors that she’s two months pregnant with Rick’s baby. Sick! If you didn’t read what I wrote last week about Pamela, then let me remind you that Rick Salomon is the sick dude that made the NSFW video with Paris Hilton, as well as the dude that got beat up by his ex-wife, Shannen Doherty. He’s a creep! But, then again, isn’t she just washed up and icky? Kid Rock told Howard Stern that Pamela is one of those famous people that is famous but doesn’t have a lot of money. That sucks! Anyway, InTouch Weekly is saying Pam is pregnant and Rick is excited:

“Pam says that the pregnancy is fate and an incredible blessing. Pam had begged Rick to keep the news secret until she had reached three months, but he broke his promise”

For non-slutty people a pregnancy could be viewed as fate but for Pam, I think fate was getting Hepatitis C. That should’ve been her eye-opener on the way she needed to change her life. Apparently she didn’t get the memo that Hepatitis C isn’t something other people want. You know Rick probably has it! Sick!

Oh, and P.S. I really hope she isn’t pregnant. She might be a good mom and everything but, she’s old and gross. I don’t want to look at her pregnant again! Yuck!

It was reported last week that Pamela Anderson married Rick Salomon. Unfortunately for the world, this news is confirmed to be true. The two got married at The Mirage in Las Vegas yesterday.

This is Pamela’s third marriage (first Tommy Lee, second Kid Rock) and Rick Salomon’s second marriage (first crazy Shannen Doherty). I would be willing to bet a lot of money that this doesn’t work out. I almost think they did it just for attention.

Anyway, Tobey Macguire and Lucas Haas were in attendance.

WTF? Tobey Macguire and his wife Jennifer are like, a trillion times too classy to 1. be friends with either of these scuzz buckets and 2. go to these sleezy, fake ass wedding! That’s the part that tripped me up–not Pamela getting married again but Tobey Macguire being there! Ha!

OK–moving on. Sources say that Rick and Pam are “in love” and all that other crap.

“They are head over heels in love. They are really close. They have a relationship already and they have the license. Rick is always with her. He’s backstage when she does her show all the time.”

Yeah, being backstage with Pam for her while she’s the freak show portion of a magic act is really something. These two are really dedicated. Puke! Kid Rock is starting to look more legit by the second. Wasn’t Pam just making out with Tommy Lee in September? Yeah, she was. Skeeze.

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Yesterday I wrote that perhaps Pamela Anderson got married to Rick Solomon over the weekend in Las Vegas. Here’s an update on that: the two filed for a marriage license and are patiently (not quietly… since everyone knows) waiting. Now there’s more to the story (which I’m doubting is true): Pamela is possibly pregnant with Rick’s baby. Keep in mind, these claims are coming from OK! Magazine. Pam’s rep had no comment.

Just so you know, the picture above is a quick photoshop of Rick Solomon’s head over Kid Rock’s head. I couldn’t find any good pictures of Pamela and Rick together, so I fudged one. It’s not supposed to be good, rather, a little funny, so I don’t want to hear about it!

So, X17 is reporting that Pamela Anderson married Rick Solomon in Las Vegas over the weekend. For those of you who don’t know, Rick Solomon is the guy in the Paris Hilton sex-tape. He made the tape and sold it, what a business man! Rick was also previously married to crazy Shannen Doherty. If Pam is stupid enough to get married again, then she deserves this sleeze bag!

Before I get into the story, can I please remind everyone that Pamela Anderson is 40 years old and has been in Playboy Magazine 22 times and been on 12 covers. Also, Denise Richards is 36 years old and looks to be about 60 years old. Okay, now… I know we’re supposed to think women are beautiful at all ages and “good for them” if they look good in their forties and BLAH BLAH BLAH. I don’t want to see Pam or Denise’s used up face OR body in Playboy.. much less on the cover! Please, stop bloating their egos and put someone else on the cover. These ladies don’t exactly exude class, either, so why put them on the cover? According to The Sun, the women are in talks to really be on the cover…

“Neither Pam nor Denise has committed yet, but they’re seriously considering it.” Pammi met Denise on the set of Blonde And Blonder last year, where they became friends.”

Of course they’re seriously considering it! We’re talking about Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards! What else are they going to do? Win an Oscar? Write a novel? Hell no! Being naked in a magazine is ALL they’ve got left!