So it’s true! Nicole Richie is actually pregnant. I still am very suspicious of how this happened. I mean, how does a skinny girl get pregnant and carry the baby? I’m worried. And I’m worried how to crack heads can raise a baby without it being a crack head, too. Oh, well. Minor problems!

Nicole Richie will be serving 4 days in Lynwood women’s facility, the place where Paris Hilton served her 23 days in jail. Nicole had the option of serving a little more time in a more private place, but she opted for less time in the crappier joint. Remember when Michelle Rodriguez was released from jail after just a few hours due to overcrowding?? That could happen to Nicole.

Also, it is said that Nicole will probably serve her time in the medical ward instead of a cell because she is four months pregnant.

Let the special treatment begin! If she was just a week pregnant, they’d probably still let her serve her time in the medical ward. I bet by the time Nicole gets there, the medical ward will have Louis Vuitton sheets and gourmet food.

I wonder if Joel Madden will come see her everyday? I wonder if Paris Hilton will come see her? I doubt it because Nicole never went and saw Paris and you know that’s how these things work.

At least Nicole is taking her responsibilities without trying to get out of them like some people (PARIS). Good luck to her and let’s hope she gets healthy for the sake of her baby.

Thank you to Pretty on the Outside for the picture. You can see this exact picture here, or you can check out all the great art at Prettyontheoutside.com. Some of my favorites are of Britney Spears because they look just like her.

For more news on Nicole Richie’s jail time and her pregnancy, you can visit TMZ where they have the complete details.

Nicole Richie is indeed pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. Even though a while back there were rumors of them breaking up, Nicole confirmed to Diane Sawyer that she is four months pregnant with Joel Madden’s baby. Gross! She does cocaine and more than likely has a horrible eating disorder. Does she know she can’t do that shit being pregnant? I give them less than a year before they break up and have another “Travis and Shanna” type of thing going on. I wish they’d listen to me and not even get married… because it’s not going to work. But rumors say they really want to tie the knot before the baby comes. Weird! This baby news is making me wonder if C-Ag has confirmed her pregnancy yet? At least if she’s pregnant, she’ll be a good mom!

Poor Hilary Duff. She says how much she’s over Joel Madden but you know when these rumors first started she probably became a cutter. And now that it’s confirmed, she’s probably on the biggest crying coke binge ever!

Nicole Richie went to trial today for her second DUI. She will serve 3 days in the big house (she received a one-day credit for going to court, dropping her original 4 day sentence down to 3 days) and she was fined $2048… nothing to her! Nicole must serve her time before September 28 of this year. TMZ also reported this:

The 25-year-old is expected to give birth sometime in January.

Is that an official confirmation? I don’t know! You can read about Nicole’s day in court here, thanks to TMZ.com. I say put her in prison forever!

Because of all the drama in her life, Nicole Richie is going on “Good Morning America” and addressing all of her problems. Remember when morning news shows were used to interview people with real problems in their life? Like, 9/11 survivors, cancer patients, Doctors with new cures, you know.. stuff that matters? But now, because the world loves celebrities more than the important stuff, Nicole Richie is the headliner for a news show.

The interview, which will be two parts airing on August 2nd and August 3rd, will address Nicole’s DUI hearing coming up, the pregnancy rumors, and her relationship with Joel Madden. I’m pretty sure Diane Sawyer will sneak in some Hilary Duff questions, too, because really people want to hear Nicole spin how she stole her friends boyfriend. You know she’ll have some huge reason why she did nothing wrong.

I think if you’re on Good Morning America and being interviewed by Diane Sawyer, you sort of have to feel bad. It’s like, you’re not good enough for Matt Lauer on The Today Show, but you’re not so tacky that you’d go on Maury.

I’d rather see Nicole go on Martha Stewart because when Lindsay Lohan went on Martha Stewart, she got totally grilled and belittled. It was great. I’d like to see Martha do that to Nicole. Now that’s good TV!

You know those rumors about Nicole Richie being pregnant? Well, as you already know, they get worse. It seems that Nicole isn’t sure who the daddy is. And our choices of reliable men who would make good fathers are slim. It seems that Nicole Richie only hooks up with guys who are only slightly more intelligent than K-Fed. Rumors are going that she doesn’t know who the daddy is and here are the choices:

The National Enquirer has claimed that Joel Madden may not be the Daddy. They report that there were 4 guys in Nicole’s life before she found out she was pregnant.
Although Nicole has yet to confirm her pregnancy, the source also claims that paternity tests will be done to find out if Joel is the Daddy.
The reported four dudes on the hook until paternity tests can confirm the Daddy are…Joel Madden, DJ AM, Brody Jenner and Jeff Goldblum.

Jeff Goldblum. Humm. Isn’t he the guy who gets eaten by a dinosaur while he’s going poop in Jurassic Park? To me, Jeff Goldblum has always been a low-rent version of Howie Mandell. And even then, if it wasn’t for Bobby’s World, Howie Mandell kinda sucks, too. I still say we cross our fingers and hope she isn’t pregnant in the first place!