I’m kind of getting tired of Maxim making lists for everything. I mean, does anyone need to have a list of hot pregnant women? I don’t think so. Just like I didn’t think it was necessary to have a list of un-sexy women, but whatever. That’s why I don’t write for Maxim, I guess. Anyway, they came out with a list of the 9 Sexiest Pregnant Women. Why just nine I’m not sure. You’d think they’d do an even ten but they’re so fricken picky I guess they couldn’t find a tenth. I would have put Katie Price on the list as well as Demi Moore and Denise Richards but whatever. Again, this must be why I don’t write for Maxim. So here’s the list they came up with:

Monica Bellucci

Angelina Jolie
Gwen Stefani
Brooke Burke
Heidi Klum (left)
Christina Aguilera
Halle Berry
Jaime Pressly
Naomi Watts

In no way at all do I think that Halle Berry should be on that list. Or Christina Aguilera. I mean, yeah, Christina is awesome at other stuff, but as a pregnant woman, she looks like a tranny. If she went easier on the MAC makeup she may be on the list but as of right now, I don’t think she’s deserving of the spot. Who would you get rid of? Who would you add to the list?

Finally! Naomi Watts gave birth to a 8lb 4oz baby boy named Alexander Pete Schrieber. This is the first child for Naomi Watts and Liev Schrieber. The couple are not married yet, either. Sources say,

“This is a dream come true for both of them and they’ve done everything in their power to make it as special as possible, right down to staying in the dark about the baby’s sex right up until Naomi gave birth.“

Congratulations to them. Let’s hope she doesn’t take notes from Maggie, though, because I’ve seen enough breastfeeding in public in my lifetime. Bleck!

Naomi Watts, who is pregnant with fellow actor Liev Schreiber’s baby, is looking pretty big these days. She is due August 2nd. I wonder what they will name the baby?

Better yet, I wonder when they will get married? Or if they will?

They seem like a good couple, like maybe Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner or something. I hope they don’t name their baby some weird ass name like Apple of Fifi.

Here’s something quite weird. I googled Naomi Watts, in hopes to find out something interesting or unique about her, and one of the top three search results was called The Naomi Watts Experience at www.NaomiWatts.com.

That’s a weird title for your website, don’t you think? When I think of something being an experience, I think of the Brita Water Filter Experience or the Total Kamasutra Experience. But not just Naomi Watts. Sort of makes you wonder if it’s her site or someone else pretending that it’s hers. You never know.

Anyway, I hope she has an easy birth and that their child is healthy and happy. And since Liev is American and Naomi is Australian, let’s hope they come up with a relatively normal name.

But Naomi, if you’re reading this, don’t take the name Ichabod! That’s mine