Elton John had an Oscar party, like he always does. And after looking through the pictures from the turn out and watching the Oscars last night, it seems like the big name celebrities were sort of missing this year. Granted, they probably didn’t make any good movies but still. Where were Ben Affleck, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Hugh Jackman, Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt… I mean, where were all the celebrities that make you take notice? Yes, a few of my favorites (Kate Winslet, Colin Firth) were at the Oscars and yes a few of my favorites (but not super famous) celeb’s went to Elton’s (Michelle Rodriguez, Christina Hendricks) but it just seemed a bit blah this year. The Vanity Fair party had a little better turn out (Natalie Portman, Hilary Swank) but still a bit lack luster. Seems like Jimmy Kimmel gets more famous people in his sketches than the Oscars and after parties combined! Pics of celebrities partying after Oscar night below.

Even though she was supposed to be in jail for 180 days, Michelle Rodriguez was released from Lynwood Correctional Facility after just 17 days. There is no word on why she was released early but I’m sure we’ll find out later that it’s some bullshit reason like “overcrowding” or “good behavior.” I was going to go into a tirade about how unfair it is that these celebrities get so much special treatment but then I realized it does no good. So how about this: I bet Michelle hasn’t learned her lesson and she’ll probably end up going back.

Ahh, what a great time to turn yourself into the clink! Actress Michelle Rodriguez, who turned herself into the Lynwood Correctional Facility yesterday evening, will be serving  her time in jail due to violation of probation (not doing her community service and toying with her ankle bracelet). Actor Kiefer Sutherland will be serving his time in jail for DUIs.

I bet their parents are so proud they can hardly stand it! For Michelle, being in jail ain’t so bad. She probably loves being the center of attention in the jail (since she gets no attention in Hollywood from other celebs) and she’s surrounded by manly women who want to get with her (and since she’s a lesbian that’s got to be something she’s thinking about!) so what could make this a negative thing?!

Kiefer, on the other hand, is probably miserable out of his mind! He probably doesn’t even know he’s in jail.. homegirl just wants to get his hands on some drink and then he’ll be allllll better!

Ahh, Merry Christmas to everyone!

When will this celebrity jail trend stop?! Wait, if Michelle Rodriguez is in the slammer then we won’t have to see her drunk ass stumbling around Hollywood looking fug and disoriented… lock her up now!

I just don’t get these celebrities. They can do anything they want but when they are asked to do something simple like not drink for x amount of weeks, they can’t do it. What’s that about?

Michelle Rodriquez consumed alcohol at least three times when she was wearing her alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet, which she was sentenced to wear for 90 days. That was a violation of her probation. Then, she was supposed to do community service but didn’t. Instead, she faked the papers and got caught up. With those two things working against her, she was sentenced to 180 days in jail and must go before December 24th. Sucks! She’ll be in jail for Christmas either way. Let that be a lesson to her dumbass! And the judge also said Michelle would not be released early for any reason at all. Good!

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Curve Magazine outed Michelle Rodriguez, remember reading about that? Well now Michelle is saying that Curve did that without her consent, she doesn’t like it, and it sure as hell ain’t true! (Yeah, right!) She wrote this on her official blog:

As far as rumors go of me coming out, I guess curve magazine took it upon themselves to out me on the premise of their own suspicions. Whatever, I’m not insulted, I have a big lesbian following, and for whatever reasons they show me love I’m never going to shun, disrespect or neglect anybody who shows me genuine non-psychotic Love.

If I were Ellen I may get away with: ‘ The I’m Gay’ level of exposure, but I’m not a comedian, I like men; ( real One’s Anyway).. (Source)

It keeps going for days, and there is nothing very exciting about the rest of what she writes. But, in case you do care to read it, click the source link above and it will take you there. I gotta say, though, I think she’s just nervous about being a lesbian because she thinks it will hurt her career. I think she’s definitely lesbian, and just is chicken on coming out.

Come out already, Michelle, we’ll still like you!

Michelle Rodriguez, that chick from The Fast and the Furious, and some other crappy show on television, finally owned up to being the hardcore lesbian that we all knew she is.

Former “Lost” actress and always bad girl Michelle Rodriguez officially comes out of the closet in this months issue of Curve magazine where she among other things talks about her relationship with Kristanna Loken, the actress that outed her in an issue of The Advocate last year.

In November, Terminator 3 and L Word Season 4 star Kristanna Loken hinted to The Advocate that she and Michelle Rodriguez was a couple and very much in love.

Even though Loken wouldn’t specify the name or gender of her lover, she came with the following answer when asked about her involvement with Michelle Rodriguez on the set of the film BloodRayne, “There is the $64,000 question. Um…I don’t even know how to answer that.”

“Just don’t look upstairs, OK?” Loken continued. “The very hot housekeeper!”
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Humm. Very hot housekeeper? I don’t get what that means. Do they wear costumes? Is there an actual hot housekeeper upstairs? Sometimes I need these people to just be direct.. I’m not always good at reading between the lines!