At first Eddie Murphy was happy he was having another baby, and then he was like “Oh no, it’s not my baby.. blah, blah, blah.” And then he said he’d father the baby financially and emotionally if he could get a DNA test. And now that Melanie Brown, mother of daughter Murphy Brown, wants the DNA test, Eddie won’t do it. So now she’s taking him to court. Madness!

Melanie Brown, who welcomed her second daughter, Angel Iris Murphy Brown, last month, says she’s taking ex-boyfriend Eddie Murphy to court to force him to take a paternity test.

“He’s not doing a DNA test and he’s not signing the birth certificate,” Brown told PEOPLE Tuesday at a party for the U.S. launch of the BOOTS beauty brand in Hollywood. “So it’s going to have to go to court so he can be forced to do it, which is strange since he was the one asking for it.”

Brown, 31, who has an 8-year-old daughter, Phoenix, with her ex-husband, has long maintained that Murphy, 46, is her new baby’s father, although he told a Dutch TV show in December: “I don’t know whose child that is until it comes out and has a blood test.” (Source)

I say both of these people grow up. Eddie should’ve kept his mouth shut thus far, but didn’t. So now he needs to take the damn test and man up. Geez, these people are so irresponsible and all they want to do is cry victim. A little girl would like her daddy, please. Lets put your pride and ego aside and take the test to figure it out already! Stupids!

Scary Spice, aka Melanie Brown, has named her newborn daughter, born on the same day as supposed baby-daddy Eddie Murphy, Fortuna Daphne Bay. I could live with Daphne Bay, but I don’t totally understand the whole Fortuna thing. But I would definitely talk Fortuna Daphne Bay over PILOT INSPEKTOR, the name of Jason Lee’s son, anyday. Sometimes I wonder why celebrities feel they must have some silly, over the top name? I mean, these are just mini-people. They will grow up to be regular sized and want normal names. They don’t want to be called Apple (Gwyneth Paltrow’s first child’s name) and they don’t want to be called Pheonix Chai (Melanie Brown’s first child’s name).Other weird celebrity baby names:

• Erykah Badu named her son Seven Sirius and her daughter Puma
• Christie Brinkley named her daughter Sailor
• Nicholas Cage named his son Kal-El, like Superman!
• Rachel Griffiths named her son Banjo
• Helen Hunt named her daughter Makena’lei Gordon
• Paula Yates has named her children: Fifi Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Little Pixie, and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily (see above picture.)
  
• John Cougar Mellencamp named his daughter Justice
• Jaime Oliver named his daughters Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo
• Ving Rhames named his son Freedom
• Robert Rodriguez named his children Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue
• Shannyn Sossamon named her son Audio Science
• Bruce Willis and Demi Moore named their kids Rumer, Scout, and Tallulah.

What are they thinking? Honestly. Half of these names sound like puppy names, and the other half sound like science-fiction movies. Which of these is the worst? Which of these is the weirdest? (Source)

Melanie Brown, better known as Scary Spice from the British girls pop sensation Spice Girls, gave birth to a baby girl early this morning at Saint John’s in Santa Monica, CA.

She weighed 5 pounds 4 ounces. Her name as yet to be released to the public.

The supposed baby-daddy, one Mr. Eddie Murphy, is denying that the baby is his.

Murphy claims Scary cheated on him and that the father of the baby is Scary’s ex.

There’s a way to solve this. Get a paternity test and then shut the hell up about it.

Any suggestions as to what the name of the baby girl should be? Wouldn’t it be funny if the little girl’s middle name was spice? Ha, I think so.