After getting fired from Transformers 3 by Michael Bay (he had no other choice, since she bad-mouthed the movies and him), Megan Fox is getting back on top by proving just how talented she really is. How is she doing this, you ask? Not by taking a serious script where she learns a hard accent, gains weight, or tackles a serious issue, no way! Instead she’s showing off her newly-starved body on the beach with her burn out boyfriend 90210 star Brian Austen Green. And to be perfectly honest, I think we’d rather see these pictures of her in a bikini than another P.O.S. movie from her! Am I right?

Actress (I mean, she does act in movies but can she be called an actress when her acting skills are made up of complete suckery and sluttiness?) Megan Fox is the new face of Armani lingerie. If you ask me, she is just a wee bit too trashy for Armani. Don’t they want someone who doesn’t need to be photoshopped as much? I mean, yeah, she’s got a good body but if you saw her little jewel of a movie called Jennifer’s Body (almost as bad as I Know Who Killed Me) then you know she’s got horse teeth and horrible skin. But I guess no one is looking at her face in these ads, are they? Well, maybe Brian Austin Green.

Megan Fox was at Comic-Con 2009 in San Diego this weekend and reporters were asking her tons of questions. While she was essentially there to talk about her new movie Jennifer’s Body, Megan always seems time to sneak in a completely idiotic and unrelated comment whenever she can. This time, when asked what male celebrity she has a crush on, Megan responded Zac Efron. Personally, I would choose Brian Austen Green anyday. I’d actually choose him over Brad Pitt, to be perfectly honest. But Megan chose girly Zac Efron. Why?

“I think he’d taste like a strawberry cupcake.”

Vanessa Hudgens is going to kill her! I know they’re broken up but I’m pretty sure Vanessa is still stalking him. And Brian Austen Green is plotting revenge on Megan by waiting for Tori Spelling to dump Dean (you know she will, it’s just a matter of time) so he can swoop in and win Donna forever.. even though they were related on the show. That doesn’t matter!

OMG please let this be true! I mean, it’s really mean to Megan Fox who, when previously compared to Angelina Jolie, was gracious and said that Jolie probably didn’t even know who she was. Nonetheless, Angelina must have caught Brad pausing Transformers and getting happy because she seems to really hate Megan Fox… if this is true. The claim is that a woman asked Angie what she thought of Megan Fox, and here’s what she “said”:

“Is she aiding in Africa or sitting in on U.N. conferences? Donating herself to something bigger than Hollywood? I’m not familiar with her work, is she an Oscar contender?“

HA! That’s so mean. I know if my mom heard she said that she’d be all like, “who does she think she is? She’s nothing but a glorified homewrecker who is only hiding her true trashiness” and I gotta side with my mom on this one. I mean, doesn’t anyone remember this, this or this?

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Before you read the statement that completely puts Megan Fox in her place, you have to know what she said to fully appreciate Michael Bay’s comeback. And while I agree with what she says, I do think she had no right in saying it to the press. To Brian Austen Green in bed, maybe, but not to the public. She said:

“I can’t shit on this movie because it did give me a career and open all these doors for me. But I don’t want to blow smoke up people’s ass. People are well aware that this is not a movie about acting.”

So she’s acknowledging it gave her a career but still taking a shit on the movie. Hmm. What did director Michael Bay have to say about this?

“Well, that’s Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”

Owned! He could have said a lot more that would have been way more mean but this was classy, considering. Megan Fox needs to stop trying to be the “outspoken bad-ass” and just STFU. No one cares what she thinks or feels. Just let us look at you, okay?

I find it pretty funny that after the GQ 2007 Men of the Year Awards, I can’t find any pictures of men that attended the event. B-list chicks witch bad haircuts and cheesy poses? Check! Men that should be honored for some reason or another? None. I think all awards, no matter what they are for, are basically just so people can get dressed up and strut. I mean, seriously, what award show isn’t for looks and egos when it comes to Hollywood? Even the Academy Awards are a bit tainted. Anyway, here’s Elisa Cuthbert, Megan Fox, Hayden Panettiere, Anna Faris, and Minka Kelly. Enjoy!