Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have two newborn twins and apparently they have made Tom Cruise the Godfather of those twins. Tom looks pretty crazy so I’m not sure whats going to happen to him. With that said, I wouldn’t want someone who could easily go downhill and turn into the next Gary Busey be the Godfather of my kids. But I guess J.Lo doesn’t care. Sources say:

Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the end Jennifer managed to convince him to agree.

Tom probably sees this as an opportunity to turn J.Lo into a Scientologist. He knows if he can get J.Lo then she’ll force Marc and the kids. Seriously. I’m going to be very surprised if he turns her, though, because she’s a Catholic girl. Catholics are not joking with that stuff.

A week ago I reported that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant. Since then, not only has she been photographed with a big pregnant belly, but she’s also denied the rumors. How confusing!

This picture is all over the internet. She definitely looks pregnant but then again, I’ve never been pregnant so I couldn’t be certain. Now, The NY Post is reporting that J.Lo will officially announce her pregnancy when her tour hits New York City. She wants to do it in her hometown, supposedly.

Jenny from the Block wants to share the good news she’s expecting – right here in her hometown. Bronx native Jennifer Lopez, 38, plans to “announce that she and (husband) Marc Anthony are expecting their first child on Saturday night at her Madison Square Garden concert,” said an insider. A spy at her concert in Connecticut Wednesday night told us, “a fan blew the side of her top all the way up for a moment, and a definitive baby bump was there. She was very quick to push down her top. Then she talked about how this year is full of firsts for her . . . and every so often her dress would fly up and you would see her belly.”

I like to hear when celebrities are pregnant, but this one doesn’t interest me. She seems like she’s never fully sure of what she does, you know?

Dang! Nicole Richie, Christina Aguilera, Halle Berry and now Jennifer Lopez! It’s a big year for celebrity pregnancies! According to InTouch Weekly, Jennifer Lopez is 12 weeks pregnant with her first child with husband Marc Anthony. To be quite honest, I didn’t think they even had sex but then again maybe its Chris Judd’s baby?! Just kidding.

According to the magazine, Jennifer Lopez has been trying to get pregnant for the last two years. Because she’s miscarried in the past, the couple did vitro fertilization and now J.Lo could be pregnant with twins. J.Lo and her people are waiting a couple of weeks to make the announcement public, because she has miscarried in the past.

Marc Anthony and J.Lo are on tour together until November. I’m interested to see just how big of a boat she turns into! er bottom half is already there!

Umm. Can we please forever burn the cover of this magazine into our brains. Because I just know I am going to have to dig this out in a couple of years, re-post it, say ‘I told you so’ about a trillion times, and laugh really hard.

See the top where it says Marc & J.Lo: Their new movie and why they’ll never break up, do you see that?? Well then you know why it’s funny. Because Jennifer Lopez has dated/married about everyone she’s met and then broken up with/divorced them. So when they say they’ll never break up, do you think they mean they won’t break up at least for ten years or maybe they really have just been hanging around Scientologists so much that they’ve gone bonkers and have forgotten what a bad track record J.Lo has. Either way, let’s please remember they said this!

This is pretty funny. Have you ever heard of a site called PostSecret? Well, if you haven’t, here is what the blogspot site does: PostSecret is a site that publishes secrets anonymously on one side of a homemade postcard. The secrets are real and the people stay anonymous. And today they posted on helluva secret.

The postcard reads (in case you can’t tell): “One of these men is the father. He pays me A LOT to keep it a secret!”

The men in the picture are (..in case you can’t tell): Vince Vaughn, Christian Slater, Ryan Phillippe, Simon Cowell, Adrien Grenier, Patrick Dempsey, Nick Lachey, Leonardo DiCaprio, Marc Anthony, Kevin Federline, Orlando Bloom, Brad Pitt, Tobey Maguire, Jim Carrey, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, Justin Timberlake, and Freddie Prinze Jr.

Edit: When one PostSecret reader was right-clicking to save the image, the image title came up “Christian.jpg” Is this a mistake? Or something to throw everyone off? Humm..

Marc Anthony better watch out. J.Lo wants him all to herself and if she finds out he’s got a kid that she didn’t mother, girlfriend just might lose her do-rag and go bonkers.

And let’s be real, K-Fed isn’t paying anyone a lot of money. If anything, he’s asking for hand-outs.

Who do you think the baby’s daddy is??