I am not a Madonna fan, as I’ve mentioned on a couple of previous posts. I think she’s a stuck-up, conceited, rude diva.. and that’s putting it quite nicely. But look at her body. Jesus, it’s like all she does it work out. Is it healthy for her to be so lean? She needs to eat something past five o’clock and let it digest. She just seems too old to be so lean.

How old is she anyway?

She’s like, 75 or something, isn’t she?

Man, just looking at her arms kind of creeps me out. She’s got Angelina Jolie arms and you know that can’t be a good thing. Maybe all these women who adopt children from other countries just get zombie arms. I mean, they both adopt and they both have the crankster arms. Hell, I don’t know.

I guess you could get boney arms from eating 1,000 calories a day and burnin 7,000 calories a day. Cause I’m sure that’s the kind of diet these ladies are on. And then they just claim they’re really busy with their kids when you know they have nannies, and then they save they just watch what they eat when in reality they just watch themselves just not eat.

Damn these celebrities.

Especially skinny Madonna.

Let it be known that I hate Madonna. There is nothing about her that I like. And before I get into the Madonna/Justin Timberlake story, I feel it is important I tell you why.

My uncle works at a naval station in the bay area and works with a lot of young girls on the base. Two of the girls he works with on the base are HUGE Madonna fans. In fact, sometime a year or two ago, the two girls worked really hard to get time off of the base for the weekend to go see Madonna live in concert. The tickets themselves were over a hundred dollars, but the girls liked Madonna so much that they ‘were worth it’ to them. On top of that, the girls managed to purchase a backstage passes from a local radio station, for about a hundred bucks a piece. They drove up north to see Madonna, after purchasing tickets, backstage passes, and taking time off of work. When they got in the arena, it was over 100 degrees. People were hot, sweating, and complaining. And you can imagine the price of bottled water at a concert. Ridiculous. So anyway, everyone was so hot that they started asking people who worked at the arena why there was no air conditioner, seeing how it was the middle of the summer. They told the concert-goers that Madonna doesn’t believe in using the air conditioner, and that sweating naturally is good for your health and body. Hmm. So after sitting through a three hour concert, the girls lined up backstage for a meet and greet with Madonna. They’d have to have some Madonna stuff for her to sign, so they purchased CDs, tee-shirts, hats, and posters. They waited in line with all their Madge crap and by the time they came to the front of the line, Madonna’s people turned the two girls away. “We’re sorry,” they said, “Madonna only likes to be surrounded by fit, healthy people.” The girls asked what that meant and the people told them, “She doesn’t like to be around over-weight people. It puts her in a bad mood. It’s unhealthy.”

TRUE STORY. I promise you, it’s a true story. Isn’t it terrible? Madonna is such a bitch it’s unreal. So, okay, now that you know why Madonna sucks, let me tell you the details about the headline.

Justin Timberlake is writing songs for Madonna, and the two had their first recording session together yesterday in London.

Justin told Britain’s The Sun newspaper: “I have been working on some new music. But it’s not for myself – I’m writing for other people. I’m workingon some stuff for Madonna.”

(And isn’t Justin Timberlake just so full of himself that it is unreal? Sickens me, I swear.) And so now the most conceited woman in the world and the most conceited boy in the world are collaboration. Great.

It looks like Timbaland will be working on Madge’s new album alongside JT.

Are you excited? I’m not.