Everyone knows that there is only a handful of starlets in Hollywood that actually stay thin by diet, exercise, and all that healthy real junk. The other huge group of celebrities that are thin–Nicole Richie, Victoria Beckham, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Bosworth, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Katie Holmes, Mary Kate Olsen, Madonna, Kelly Ripa–are doing so via prescription drugs, illegal drugs, or eating disorders. I’m really more shocked that a lot of people put their faith into people like Lindsay Lohan and think they can look like her through diet and exercise! It’s sad that all these famous people are so messed up and that they’ve skewed reality for younger girls and teenagers. But reading this allows you to see how far some take and just how stupid it really is.

When Lindsay Lohan was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving, police said they found cocaine in her pocket. Paris Hilton recently admitted to talk host Larry King that she takes Adderall for attention-deficit disorder. Both drugs are often used by women looking to lose weight.
At the moment, Adderall is the latest diet-drug craze in Hollywood. The number of celebrities addicted to it continues to rise. Female celebrities recently arrested – from Paris to Nicole Richie, from Lindsay to Britney Spears – all reportedly have used prescription Adderall. It keeps you awake while killing the appetite.
Some celebrities also take Clenbuterol, known as Clen. Commonly prescribed to treat respiratory problems in horses, in humans it can cause fat loss.
Manhattan-based trainer Justin Gelband, who works with catwalk and catalogue models, says: “Diet pills and steroids are huge right now. After Kate Moss was caught supposedly doing coke, the modeling agencies started to crack down on girls using hard-core drugs like cocaine and heroin to stay slim.

It will be a cold day in hell when I’m taking horse pills just so I don’t gain a few pounds! Geesh. This girls are just driven crazy by the idea of being rail thin, aren’t they? Of all the girls in Hollywood that are too thin, have been too thin, or are currently getting too thin, which one DO YOU THINK has the biggest problem? Let me know then we’ll do a poll!

Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be clean and sober now so should she really be hanging out with Samantha Ronson? Didn’t Samantha Ronson take Lindsay to a place where all the paps would be when she was high out of her mind and get paid for it by the paps? Yeah, that’s not shady or anything. Anyway, Lindsay’s wearing that hideous sweater-dress again. Last time she wore it people thought she was pregnant. She looks better in it this time around, perhaps shes slimmed down through diet and exercise (ha).  Anyway, here is Lohan with her BFF Samantha Ronson leaving Villa and Katsuya last night in Los Angeles.

Ahh, much better! Finally Lindsay Lohan realized she just isn’t meant to be a blond. Seriously, some people just can’t make the blond thing happen. She shouldn’t feel bad, she’s not the only one. She’s definitely at the top of the list but so are Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Victoria Beckham, and Beyonce. Seriously, they could all learn from Lohan and never try to make blond happen again! Lindsay just looks so much healthier with dark hair. I think this is her best color. I know her natural is red but I still think she looks the hottest as a brunette. Let’s hope this new look is an effort to change herself.. she’s had that blonde hair since all her legal troubles and since she’s been in rehab. New look, new life.. right? More pictures of Lindsay Lohan with brown hair below.

Lately there have been all these stories going around about how broke Lindsay Lohan is and about how no one wants to hire her. Well, if she can’t get a job, why is she always photographed out shopping? It doesn’t make sense. I mean I’m sure she gets free crap sometimes but not every store gives their crap away to celebrities for free, do they? Lindsay annoys me because she seems to think of herself as elite when in reality she’s a couple boyfriends away from being the new Britney. It’s probably only so long before those sickos make a website predicting her death, like they did for Britney and Amy Winehouse. And now to add to her drama, Lindsay Lohan is being sued by some chick she “followed” in her car months back.

Tracie Rice was in the car with Michele Peck, the mother of Lohan’s assistant who had recently quit, as Peck was being chased by Lohan. Rice claims that she lost a well-paying job and suffered emotional trauma as a result of the incident.

The lawsuit seeks unspecified damages, as well as payment of medical and other expenses.

Rice alleges she thought she was being carjacked at the time of the incident and believed that her life was in danger. She also said that Lohan’s high-speed pursuit of them put her at “extreme risk of death or injury.”

I can’t believe I’m about to defend Lohan but.. this lady clearly just wants money and probably a little attention. How she lost her job because of Lindsay? I have no idea. I think it’s a sad, pathetic thing when something bad happens (like a car accident/car chase) and money-grubbing people take advantage of the situation because of the stigma that celebrities are all so rich that it doesn’t affect them. If she  was getting into a car chase with a normal person like herself, she wouldn’t be suing! That lady deserves to lose, just cause she’s a friggin’ bitch!

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It’s been a while since I’ve written about polyester-hair Lindsay Lohan. I liked it when she was locked up at the Cirque Lodge Treatment Center in Utah.. I didn’t have to see her ugly face all the time. But since she’s been out, she’s been all over. Her and her stupid stretchy pants/leggings and her fake ass hair. Not to mention, every time she is photographed she’s with a different dude. I think she’s addicted to more than drugs and alcohol, if you catch my drift!

Okay but anyway. People has a video of Lindsay Lohan drinking from a bottle of champagne on New Years. She takes one big swig and then puts the bottle down. Its quite a boring video, really, because she doesn’t do anything outrageous. She took a drink and according to her lawyer, “Lindsay stopped herself, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track.” I am doubting she did any of that, but okay I’ll go along with it. Her lawyer, Blair Berk, also said, “There is no magic cure here. The most unfortunate part of this is that Lindsay has to share her ‘one day at a time’ with the entire world.”

Actually Blair, I think the most unfortunate part of this is that we all have to see her face in the news every day just because she has no self control. That’s sad for us,  not her. And if he tries to tell anyone that she doesn’t absolutely love all the attention she gets from being a famous mess, he’d be the biggest liar ever. Not bigger that O.J. but still a pretty big one.

If you’re interested in seeing the video of Lindsay drinking, aka the “Sobriety Setback” video, you can click here to watch it. But I’m telling you, it is so not worth it.

Well, uh, at least this story isn’t about Britney Spears taking a paparazzi dude to her hotel with her. That’s the positive side… right?

Can you be a sex addict when you’re coked out of your mind? Cause if you’re banging out hella dudes while you’re drunk and high, is that being a sex addict or is that just reaping the side effects of the drugs? Someone answer me that! Cause I don’t believe for a second that Lindsay Lohan is clean and sober. Girlfriend looks like she got run over by the Ugly train about a thousand times. Wait, didn’t she look better before? Umm, yeah, that’s suspicious.

Now her ex-boyfriend (which we all knew would happen sooner than later) is talking to the tabloids about Lindsay and her addiction to sex. Why doesn’t he just tell the truth and say she’s addicted to drugs, alcohol, bulimia, sex, money, women, men, blah blah blah.. at least then it would be the truth. Riley said,

“Lindsay’s definitely a nymphomaniac. She’s wild in bed. We’d have sex a couple of times in the day and then go to it through the night.

“We once did it four times in a row straight. That was crazy. Lindsay was insatiable. She’d demand sex again and again. We’d go at it for hours. She’d have worn out most guys.”

Just because you’re a dirty snatch with no morals doesn’t make you an addict. Being an addict is for reals and we can’t have Lindsay ruining that title for all the real addicts with problems, can we! So let’s settle and just say she’s a confused, gross skank. Oh, and, Merry Christmas Eve

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