The last time I wrote about Lindsay Lohan she was doing this, so as you can see trying to befriend an old, really famous designer in an attempt to get free stuff and a little more fame actually isn’t the worst thing. I mean, if you think about it, in all of her crackiness, she’s pretty smart staying good with at least someone. I mean, he probably paid for her to go to Milan and all she had to go was wear his ripped off flapper dress and fur trapper’s vest and give him a few kisses? I’m sure she’s had to do a whole lot worse for a whole lot less. More pictures of orange skinned Roberto Cavalli and slightly less orange skinned Lindsay Lohan below.

Here is the amazing (not), talented (not), beautiful (not), creative genious (really not) Lindsay Lohan standing on a balcony with her equally as amazing (less, actually) little sister Ali Lohan (not pictured) crying about something.

Here’s an obvious joke: Maybe they both just watched I Know Who Killed Me and are calling a suicide hotline asking for help. I know I wanted to kill myself when I saw that movie. Hey, I got the movies channels for free when I got DISH and that is THE ONLY reason I watched it. It was watching that or The Other Boelyn Girl for the 17th time. I know, I made the wrong choice.

Let me first say that if these people weren’t celebrities, they’d be full blown white trash. And now for the story.

Sunday night Samantha Ronson went out and partied with Adriana LaCerva Drea De Matteo. The two went back to Sam’s house early Monday morning where–surprise, surprise–Lindsay showed up. She rang Sam’s doorbell and demanded to be let up but Sam did not give in. After realizing who was with Sam, Lindsay began to call her a liar and go nuts. Sam then threw Lindsay’s clothes and other belongings out the window into the street. Now that is class.

Lindsay collected her shit and took off. Embarrassed much? I really don’t know how paps didn’t get this but apparently they missed it. I can see it all in my mind though, and that’s good enough.

Oh and F.Y.I. Drea is straight and hates Lindsay. In case that helps or confuses you anymore.

Lindsay Lohan is getting sued by chemist Jennifer Sunday for supposedly stealing her formula for her spray tan. Lindsay and business partner Lorit Simon recently launch the spray tan line Sevin Nyne, claiming they had been working on the perfect formula for three long years. Only chemist Sunday says it is her formula and now she’s suing Lohan and Simon.

Basically Sunday worked with Simon on the formula months ago but because they couldn’t agree on pricing, they split. Now Lohan and Simon are collecting checks from the product–which sells at Sephora for $35–with their stolen formula and misleading ways. Bitches! Let’s hope Sunday wins.t

Lindsay Lohan is getting so skinny again that it’s really disturbing. Seeing her eating this cookie/pie/cake/weird whip creamed thing above is nice because you know she’s finally eating but then sad because 1) she’s probably starved herself for a week just to have this or 2) she won’t digest it. Seriously, something is wrong with a girl who wants to be that skinny. Of course what’s wrong is the raging cocaine and vodka addiction but hey, that’s considered normal for people like her right?

These are pictures of Lindsay celebrating her 23rd birthday at the MGM Grand pool in Las Vegas. I think it’s really sad to see her posing for normal people to snap pictures of her with their Blackberries and digital cameras. What a fun birthday.

 

Lindsay Lohan was in NYC last night supporting her “friend” Samantha Ronson while she DJed the Hawaiian Tropic Zone in Times Square. Sources say Lindsay was sucking down Grey Goose and Red Bull the whole night while she danced. I guess she feels like she doesn’t need to stay sober to be healthy. Like her friends once said, drugs were her real problem, not alcohol. (Yeah, like alcohol isn’t how she got started on drugs in the first place).

I hate to say it but I don’t see a really happy future for Lindsay Lohan. I mean, she’s looking extremely worn out and busted up and we’ve seen this before. Last time she looked this bad she was in a car chase, car accident, got a DUI and got busted with drugs. So who knows what will happen next. But she really looks like crap.