Honestly, can the biggest two douche bags in the world, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, be trusted to confirm anything, even if it isn’t important? I really don’t think so. Anyway if there was a Lauren Conrad-Jason Wahler sex tape, would anyone care to see it? I mean, she’s got a Gucci pump so far up her ass that she can never let loose on camera, just imagine what she is like in the bedroom (borinnnnggg!). Plus, Jason is a hairy beast and I’m definitely not trying to see him naked, either.

Of course, of all places they could’ve done this, Heidi and Spencer “confirmed” the sex tape on the stupid ass Tyra Banks show. Seriously, Tyra? Homegirl is the fakest talk show host ever. She wants to exercise her blackness to get black viewers but then she wants to be white for everything else. She’s ugly and lame. (Damn I’m grouchy today).

I hope Heidi and Spencer just disappear. That would be nice. Lauren, too. Hell, add Tyra to that.

I think as reasonable people, we all sort of know that reality shows aren’t 100% real. When we find a reality show that we like, however, we don’t pick it apart to a million pieces. We pretend we don’t know that it’s probably not real and we keep watching it. With that said, I’ve always been a sort-of fan of The Hills. I knew it was pretty fake because I knew that much about it’s parent-show, Laguna Beach. But it entertained me when I did watch it, so I didn’t bash it too much. So when Nick over at Celebslam “broke” the news that The Hills wasn’t real, I was like “And… the real news is what again??” Everyone knew The Hills (along with almost everything on MTV) was pretty fake, but I guess Nick was the only one who wanted to put that much time into catching it. Someone give him a gold medal! But now that news circuits and television shows have picked up the “breaking story” that The Hills is indeed fake, Lauren Conrad, the shows star, is going on damage control, letting us know exactly what’s what.

“Anyone who has worked on a reality show knows how they’re filmed,” Conrad says. “I basically had to go and call [Brody] again, have the exact same conversation on camera. I mean, it’s not lying to anyone, it’s telling what really happened, but it’s just the way they film reality shows.”

Conrad doesn’t see anything wrong with that, as long as the re-enactments stay true to the characters’ real lives. “Basically what they’re doing is taking our lives and telling a story,” she says. “They’re telling exactly what happened.”

She adds that MTV has orchestrated run-ins between Conrad and Heidi Montag. “But they only set that up because it was happening off-camera,” she says. “We were getting into these situations where we were running into [Heidi and Spencer], and [MTV] kept missing them.”

What do you think, is she telling us the full truth  or is the show way beyond reenactments? I think, personally, it’s faker than Heidi’s relationship with Spencer (and let me tell you, that’s pretty damn fake!) but I also don’t give a hoot. I believe the season 3 finale is on tonight, so for those of you who are fans, don’t let this fake news get you down. Enjoy the show!

It wasn’t too long ago that the fakeness of The Hills was exposed by my friend Nick over at Celebslam and since then, it seems like they are getting sloppy trying to fake it. I mean, the news came out that Heidi and Spencer held a casting call for people to be in their wedding. Actually, now that I think about that, they may just need to do that because they don’t have any friends. That could actually be real. But other than that, Lauren had a staged date and they were caught re-shooting several “real” scenes. Tisk, tisk MTV! But now, something bigger than all of the above has surfaced. Heidi and Lauren may actually be friends. This is bad for The Hills because I can safely say I think a lot of college girls watch that show JUST for the unfolding drama and if it’s not real, then why watch? Star Magazine reports:

“They were laughing, hugging and being very affectionate with one another. There were no MTV cameras around. This seemed like the real deal. I saw Heidi coming to visit Lauren at her apartment without her fiancé Spencer Pratt.”

I’ve always had an inkling that this whole show was a complete and utter sham. This inkling I have started when Laguna Beach aired and that crap was faker than fake. I mean, faker than Pamela Anderson’s marriage to Rick Salomon. Now thats fake, people! Now that Lauren and Heidi are “friends” again I am sure Heidi and Spencer will break up. It’s almost so fake that you actually have to roll your eyes as you read this. AMIRITE?!

Before any of The Hills fanatics go crazy, let me just say this is an old picture from when Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler were still together. Okay, now onto the story. The story goes like this: Lauren Conrad dated Jason Wahler but then he treated her like shit and had problems so they broke up. (Did I mention he cheated on her? Because he did.) So Lauren and Heidi were best buddies until Heidi started dating Spencer, a guy that reminded Lauren of Jason. Spencer was shady and cheated on Heidi, so Lauren hated him. (If you’ve ever seen the show then you know that she is right to hate him. He’s a complete douche bag idiot.) Because Lauren hated Spencer, he, in-turn, hated her too. This came between Heidi and Lauren, Spencer eventually convinced Lauren she’s a bitch then Heidi and Spencer made a rumor that Lauren and Jason made a sex-tape together. (One more thing, making a lie about a sex tape is stupid because ALL sex tapes end up on the internet.. if you’re lying, we’ll know because we won’t see it.) Anyway, now that Jason is cleaned up, sober, and a new man, he’s commenting on what big of scum bags these two people are.. Who else to talk to other than radio talk show host Ryan Seacrest? I know!

“The most frustrating part is that they are such lowlifes that they have to come up with stuff to try and ruin other people,” says Wahler. “It’s just frustrating.”

I say they fight. I mean, fighting isn’t cool or anything but I wonder who would win? Spencer is such a nancy, and as much as I want to start liking Jason (I don’t really think he’s changed), I think he’s sort of a nancy, too. I bet they would start slapping each other and yelling “you bitch!” back and forth. It would be sort of entertaining. Or what if Lauren and Heidi fought? (I missed Jerry Springer yesterday, in case you didn’t notice.)

I try to watch The Hills as much as I can, as sad as that may sound, because I really like all the chick drama. Having like, zero drama friends of my own I don’t get too much drama around my parts so I am highly entertained by watching it. But I watch random episodes all out of order, so I am never fully up to date on Lauren Conrad’s drama. Last I heard she was making peace with Jason Wahler, her ex-boyfriend with an abusive mouth and drinking problem. Apparently after his last arrest he had turned a new leaf and Lauren was into that. Now I’m reading that she’s been snuggling up to some guy named Sean Zastoupil. I’m like, Sean who?? The NY Post says:

The cute blonde was spotted holding hands and making out with dancer/actor Sean Zastoupil over the weekend at Les Deux in Hollywood. Our spy snitched, “They met a couple of years ago at a fashion show in San Diego for Dieter Schmitz’s charity event RH4T and just recently reconnected.” A rep for Conrad didn’t return e-mails.

I bet Lauren’s rep didn’t return e-mails because she’s too busy googling Sean Zatawhatever trying to figure out just who the hell he is. I’m not sure if anything will come of this. Holding hands and making out isn’t what it used to be. It’s like a hello or a handshake these days. I hope Lauren gets together with Brad Pitt. Wouldn’t they make the hottest couple? Oh, think of the drama!

A reality show thats scripted?! No way! Actually, hearing that The Hills is scripted doesn’t really surprise me, considering I’m pretty sure that Laguna Beach was scripted too. I sort of thought The Hills was more like.. the people were prompted to talk about certain things but it wasn’t all the way fake. But I guess I was wrong but I’m really not super shocked.

The Hills is currently filming its third season. The cast was in New York at Da Silvano restaurant filming Lauren Conrad dining with three of her friends. According to a diner also at the restaurant, everything was fake and there were multiple takes of Lauren ordering dinner.

“It was clear that this show is not a reality show. They took five takes of Lauren ordering dinner. The film crew took over the outside eating area by setting up lights and cameras everywhere. They should go back to California.”

I’m sure it was annoying but it couldn’t have been any more annoying than it would have been to just have a celebrity eating dinner there with the paps taking pictures all night long, right? And it kind of pisses me off that this “diner” is telling Lauren to go back to California. What, fake reality shows aren’t in New York? Okay, Fear Factor. And anyways, who cares!

I like Lauren Conrad and I’m glad she still has that show!

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