I guess all the drama in Anna Nicole Smith’s life will keep going, even though she’s gone. Anna’s former bodyguard, Big Moe, told Access Hollywood that Anna told him that Larry Birkhead is gay.  While I can totally believe that, I definitely don’t think that a guy named “Big Moe” is very reliable. Big Moe also said in the interview that Anna liked men who had money and that she just chose Larry because of what he looked like; that he’d make a beautiful child, or something. The body guard also said that he is mad that Larry is using his daughter to make money. Umm, Big Moe, what are you doing giving interviews to Access Hollywood if not for money? Exactly.

If Larry Birkhead is gay, I don’t care. If Howard K. Stern turns out to be gay, too, then I still don’t care. I say we let all these people rest with Anna. They need to realize she’s gone and move on. Don’t you think??

This story is so sleazy and disgusting that I almost can’t even write it. Almost. Rita Crosby, the author of the upcoming tell-all Blonde Ambition: The Untold Story Behind Anna Nicole Smith’s Death, is saying that Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern had a gay affair. Rita says that she and another friend of Anna Nicole walked in and found Larry and Howard shirtless with their pants down, kissing.

“Their bodies were intermingled. It was obvious what was happening.”

What could make this more disgusting and horrible? That, according to this same source, there is a tape of it out there. And sources say that Anna Nicole loved to watch the tape… over and over again.

Okay. I know Anna Nicole Smith was no classy and glamorous woman who was highly respected or anything like that but… come on. If she liked watching these two money-hungry idiots go at it, then she liked it. But in all respect to her, shouldn’t we leave her out of this? I mean, her daughter will eventually be old enough to read and that’s some gross stuff to read about. This story is probably true, which sickens me to say, because Larry told Rita if she published the story then he would sue her. That’s something that a guilty person would say!

I’m not saying this is sick because I’m a homophob, because I’m not. But I am, however, disgusted by these two men and their pathetic lives. I sort of wish this story would just disappear, though, because the image it brought to my mind made me choke on my coffee.

It seems as if Larry Birkhead, just one day after finding out that he is the father of Dannielynn Hope, is already becoming an arrogant ass. And I’m not sure why this is, because, although he has been named the father, he has yet to receive any cash or physical custody. I thought this guy was the most legit of all the contenders, but now I’m beginning to wonder. Anyway, this guy is already going on television shows talking about the results. Let’s not forget, however, that people get paid for going on these shows. So is he going on these programs to get money, or what? Because he doesn’t really need to preach his side of the story anymore, now that he’s officially the daddy. Blah, I just don’t like it. Here’s what he said on NBC’s Today Show:

“I do not want to share custody with anyone else … There’s only one dad.”

I sort of see him as being selfish right now. I understand not wanting Virgie Arthur to see the girl, because Anna Nicole Smith hated her mom, but what about people who really loved Anna? No one comes to mind, right now, but I’m sure there’s got to be somebody? And I don’t mean Howard K. Stern.

Oh, and get this, Larry Birkhead, while on The Today Show, compared hearing the results of the DNA test to winning an Oscar. I’m at loss for words, really. I’m not sure if that’s grotesque or weird or nice or what. It’s just, wow.

Anyway, Larry should be taking Dannielynn back to his place in Los Angeles soon. The key word in that sentence being “should.”

The results are in and the biological father of late model Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn, are revealed!

Dannielynn is the ONLY HEIR to Anna Nicole Smith’s fortune! (Or maybe lack there of!)

The little girls daddy is…

LARRY BIRKHEAD!

Who else?! Sorry, Howard K. Stern!! You creep-o!!

Who did you think was the father?

Are you surprised?

You can read more about the legal proceedings of Anna Nicole Smith here.

You can read more about the life of Anna Nicole Smith here.

Now that the biological father is determined, physical custody is the next fight! Money, location, family… all will play a role in when he’s gonna get his daughter!

The paternity test results will be revealed later THIS WEEK!

What this basically means is that it will be confirmed that Howard K. Stern IS NOT the daddy.

Larry Birkhead is probably the daddy, but even if he’s not I wouldn’t be surprised. I can’t wait to see the look on Howard K. Stern’s face when the news is read that he isn’t the dad. Wait, he won’t be shocked so he’s really going to have to put his acting skills to the test to at least fake being surprised.

He tried to appeal the DNA test, but a panel of three judges ruled against him. They know what’s up. They also fined him $5,000 for being a douche bag and wasting the court’s time.

Stay tuned cause later this week… the news about Dannielynn’s baby daddy will be out!