Oh, you know you’ve made it as an A-list actress when you’re getting paid a small sum to get drunk in a club in Vegas and make-out with C-list reality show star. Way to go, Paris! You’ve really come a long way since your sex tape, DUI, and jail stay. It’s good to see you’re changing your dirty ways and cleaning up your act so that you can be a good role model for your younger fans. Oh wait… you’re still the classless cheap skank that you’ve always been. Jail hasn’t changed you. Your short bob haircut hasn’t changed you. Making out with Kristin Cavallari is not a change.

Well, Paris, let me know when you’re seriously going to try and change your life. Until then, I’m not holding my breath. I’m pretty sure I’d die if I did because you’re a die-hard skeeze.

Oh, and Kristin, don’t feel special. Paris made out with Elisha Cuthbert at Tenjune earlier in the week. If you thought she reserved her sluttiness just for men you were wrong; she shares the sluttiness with everyone!

This is Kristen Cavallari, ex star of Laguna Beach, at the Lucky Strike Lanes opening is Las Vegas. She is bowling in a dress. So classy. Plus, you can see her dead sexy tattoo of boyfriend Nick Zano’s initials on her wrist. Don’t worry, Kristen, I’m sure you guys will be together forever!

Some facts about Kristen Cavallari:

• She is a freshman at Loyola Marymount University in Los Angeles, California.
• Ranked #8 on Reality TV Magazine’s List of The Greatest Female Reality Stars of 2005.
• She attended VH1′s BiIMDBg in ’05 Awards, as a nominee for the “it girl” of 2005, which eventually went to Lindsay Lohan.
• Aspires to be either a talk show hostess or a news anchorwoman.
• Has a shih tzu named Bru.
• She was on the cover of Seventeen, had sexy photos in Rolling Stone and has appeared on numerous television talk shows.
• Was slated to be co-hosting a show on UPN called Get This Party Started (2006), but the latter was canceled after only two episodes
• Moved to Laguna Beach the summer after junior high to live with her dad and brother. Before that, she lived in Colorado and then moved to Chicago and lived with her mom, step-father, and step-brother. One of the very few characters not originally from the area
• Attended her high school freshman year at a Catholic school before switching to a public school.

Any other information you want to know about Kristen Cavallari, I’m sure you can just wait a year or two and she’ll be a nobody. By that time, you can just look her up in the yellow pages and call her. She’ll probably be writing a tell all about how Laguna Beach was fake (shock).

Anybody have any guesses on how long it will be before her and Nick Zano break up and she has to get her tattoo removed?? I give it three more months, tops!

(Sources: IMDB, Bastardly)