Last night Kim Kardashian partied to celebrate her cover on December 2007′s Playboy Magazine. Kim, who originally said she wouldn’t be showing more than a breast, bears all in the magazine. And let me say, photoshopped or not, she looks hot! I’m not sure who her friend in the pictures below are, but she’s pretty cute, too! Kim always kind of reminds me of a better looking Nicole Scherzinger. More pictures of Kim celebrating her Playboy cover below.

Doesn’t it sort of seem like whenever there is nothing good going on in the celebrity world that T-Mobile will always have some sort of C-list party where they launch another crappy Sidekick that only celebrities have? I can think of a couple of times where I’ve seen C-list celebrities just walking around in front of a Sidekick backdrop. It’s sort of sad. That’s why I’m not surprised to see Kim “Please give me attention for anything” Kardashian as this stupid Sidekick LX launch thing. You know who she reminds me? This girl I used to be friends with when I first started college. This girl has no idea that she was white, seriously. Girlfriend was a total slut that always stuck out her butt to get attention. She’d make me take pictures of her leaning on a door sticking her butt out, or of her bending over with her hand on her butt. It was so gross. I’m pretty sure that girl is a stripper now. More pictures of KK below!

It had been a while since I got to read through all of the comments that have been left on my older posts. So tonight I tried to go through them and see what people had to say. When I say I don’t like a celebrity (i.e. Madonna, Kirsten Dunst, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Paula Abdul, Pete Wentz, Jared Leto, Beth Ditto, etc) but I continue to write stories about them when they are in the news, everyone really jumps up my ass about it. But if I always boycott stories about the celebrities I dislike, I would only post like, once a week. And the whole point of this site is to write about celebrities and all the stupid crap they do. Doesn’t that make sense? So can everyone please calm the hell down? Ok, thanks.

Now onto this Kim Kardashian big butt thing. I’m not sure why all of the sudden people are calling Kim out on having a big butt. She’s pretty much had the world’s biggest ass for the last ten years she’s been in the spotlight. So why now are people saying she’s got implants? Not enough Lindsay Lohan drama so people have to talk about something, I guess.

Kim, however, is sticking to her story about her butt being real. I buy it. I also don’t care about her ass because I find her weird, a little ugly, and she reminds me of that Nicole chick in the Pussycat Dolls. Anyway, here’s what Kim told King Magazine,

“Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body.” Still, she admits, “I’m not against [plastic surgery].”

Umm, King magazine? If you ever want to do anything classy or productive with your life, you can start by not being in King magazine. Jesus, doesn’t she realize that just because she has a sex-tape with Ray Jay doesn’t make her thug life? It just makes her dirty and slutty. Anyway, if you want to read the whole interview, you can do that by clicking here.

According to In Touch, Kim Kardashian is set to have a reality show on E! featuring her huge family, chalked full of famous people. Kim’s step daddy is Bruce Jenner, making her stepbrother Brody Jenner. So besides the three of them, which are still D-list celebrities at that, I’m not sure how their family qualifies as a celebrity Brady bunch, but O.K. If it was for being a sidekick to Paris Hilton a couple years ago, and her Ray J tape, Kim would virtually be unknown. Kimberly Stewart and Kelly Osbourne filmed a reality show for the E! network, but they didn’t like it and chose Kim instead. It’s a battle of the crappy “stars” getting a reality show. Great!

This is pretty much the sleeziest news I’ve heard lately. And it has nothing to do with lies, sex, or drugs. It’s just plain wrong based on morals.

The Playboy Mansion hosted the “H.E.R. Benefit” yesterday to raise money for the Nicole Brown foundation. (Nicole Brown was O.J. Simpson’s wife.. who he murdered and got away with.. just in case you don’t recognize the name.)

Kim’s late father, Robert Kardashian, was the man who kept O.J. Simpson out of jail for murdering Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman. And guess who showed up at the benefit? Kim Kardashian.

Doesn’t she realize that her father helped protect the man that ended Nicole’s life? She definitely shouldn’t have gone. It was tacky and someone should have told her to get her skanky, sex-tape making ass out of there.

No-class Kim!

It seems that Kim Kardashian is SO over Brandy’s little brother Ray Jay and now she’s dating Heismann Trophy winner Reggie Bush. Bush, who played for USC and is just 22 years old, must’ve seen Kim’s sex tape and said, “How can I NOT date her?” So I doubt that this is anything real, and if it is, it won’t last. Kim is the tan, brunette, and slightly more ethnic version of Paris Hilton. So basically, she’s a dumb skeeze who likes to whore herself. That’s fine by me.

Kardashian, 26, and Bush, 22, were introduced by Paris Hilton and Bush’s former USC teammate Matt Leinart. The pair began dating casually earlier this year after Kardashian’s split from Nick Cannon in January, but they only have recently turned up the heat on their budding romance.
In fact, on May 10 at L.A. nightclub Teddy’s Kardashian and the NFL star were really putting on a show. According to a Teddy’s clubber, Bush and Kardashian were “grinding” and “making out” on the dance floor all night. “You can tell they really get along,” says the source. “Now she’s ready to go public with him.

I forgot she dated Nick Cannon. Who is Nick Cannon again? Anyway, we’ll see how long she sleeps with dates Reggie Bush. I personally know nothing about him but I can already tell he’s probably too good for her.