Actually, let me correct myself. Above is Kim Kardashian hosting a New Year’s Eve party on the eve of New Years Eve. Why? I don’t know but my best guess was that the nightclub EVE paid her to. And since homegirl doesn’t really have an actual job, hosting a fake NYE party is probably a pretty good gig.

Now let me say this: I am normally a fan of the whole “curvy-in shape, exotic” thing that Kim has going on but when she pulls an Audrina Patridge (looking like a hooker from a bad 80s-90s movie) and wears shit like this, I have to bow out. I mean, fashion in the 80s wasn’t good… and to emulate it? There’s really no reason. This dress is a shitty 80s version of that hot little black dress Hayden Panettiere wore to David Letterman. I never thought I’d say this but maybe Kim should get some fashion advice from Hayden. Then she wouldn’t be totally useless.

Keeping Up With the Kardashians star Kim Kardashian is on the cover of FHM, as seen above. The photos were taken in South Africa, because apparently there aren’t enough hotel pools and beaches in America for Kim Kardashian to  take a couple slutty pictures in. But all in all, the photoshop specialists at FHM must be pro’s because Kim is looking pretty good in this layout. There’s not too much muscle or fat so she’s doing good. She really made a comeback from her sex tape drama. If only Ray-J could say the same. Sexy Can I just wasn’t the Let’s Get It On he’d hoped it would be.

More pictures of Kim Kardashian in FHM below.

Kim Kardashian kicked off the 4th of July weekend by posing in multiple bikini’s at the Sierra Mist party in Malibu. She looks like she has really been hitting the gym hard because she is thin and toned. Good for her! I don’t really like all the cheap poses and would rather see her acting normal, maybe with some other people around but you know Kim–always trying to work it. More pictures of Kim in her bikini below.

Who isn’t Aubrey O’Day trying to be best friends with? I mean, you can tell she just wants to be famous and she knows Danity Kane is not going to last so she’s trying to get her foot in the door another way. Just wait, I bet Aubrey will take after Kim and make a sex tape. Ever since she did a 180 and got her fake boobs, she soo looks like the sex-tape type. Whose going to tell her not to do it? Kim Kardashian? Hell no, that tape made her more famous! Jenna Jameson? Hell no, she’s famous just for that! I think Aubrey O’Day is going to the dark (slut face) side. Those Famous Stars and Straps ads didn’t help at all! I think we should make guesses now on how long it will take for her to turn completely from slutty  “pop singer” to complete downright slut with no morals (Paris Hilton) who is photographed everyday just for being slutty (Katie Price). I give her a year!

But seriously, these girls are smart. They aren’t natural beauties, they don’t have a talent, but they make themselves famous and force America to read and write about them. Geniuses. How do they do it? Big boobs and big butts, I guess.

Aubrey O’Day and Kim Kardashian Pictures

Aubrey O’Day and Jenna Jameson Pictures 

Could these Bongo ads featuring Kim Kardashian be any more edited? Not just edited but poorly edited. Let’s not forget that part; poorly. Jesus, they digitally got rid of the only good thing about her.. her butt! If they were trying to make the ads look better, they should’ve chosen someone better! But since they stuck with Kim, they could have at least worked on her horse face. I mean they got rid of her gut and her butt, but they left her Mr Ed face untouched. Very confusing. More pictures of Kim as the new Bongo Jeans ho below.

Poor Kim Kardashian! No, not because she dated Ray J, her mom is a tool, and because her ass is huge. Poor Kim because she got set-up and robbed! According to Kim, someone set her up to get robbed while she was signing autographs and taking pictures with fans for the paps. She knows she was set up because normally no one wants her stinky autograph! Hah! I’m kidding, I actually sort of like Kim. TMZ reports:

A source close to Kim tells TMZ that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!

You know that whole rule about not putting all of your eggs into one basket? Well I think that same rule applies to packing important shit all in the same suitcase. I mean, Why not put your expensive ass jewelery in your purse or carry-on bag anyway? I wouldn’t trust anyone with $50,000 in diamonds, especially not a crappy airline! That does suck though. It sucks because whoever the person who stole the stuff was got wayy more than the worth. I mean, they can sell all her personal photos to OK! for two times what they’re actually worth. Let’s face it–the person who stole it did it for the cash and possibly to find another sex tape. They don’t really want her stuff.