Elton John had an Oscar party, like he always does. And after looking through the pictures from the turn out and watching the Oscars last night, it seems like the big name celebrities were sort of missing this year. Granted, they probably didn’t make any good movies but still. Where were Ben Affleck, Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Jennifer Garner, Jennifer Aniston, Vince Vaughn, Robert Downey Jr, Jude Law, Hugh Jackman, Benicio Del Toro, Emily Blunt… I mean, where were all the celebrities that make you take notice? Yes, a few of my favorites (Kate Winslet, Colin Firth) were at the Oscars and yes a few of my favorites (but not super famous) celeb’s went to Elton’s (Michelle Rodriguez, Christina Hendricks) but it just seemed a bit blah this year. The Vanity Fair party had a little better turn out (Natalie Portman, Hilary Swank) but still a bit lack luster. Seems like Jimmy Kimmel gets more famous people in his sketches than the Oscars and after parties combined! Pics of celebrities partying after Oscar night below.

Tara Reid was filming a show called Wild On on the E! network. She reportedly followed Paris Hilton around with a camera, trying to make her on the show to get the show more viewers. Paris Hilton asked the network for Tara to stop taping her.

Pamela Anderson wore a see through black dress to the Comedy Central Roast of herself. No one was surprised by seeing her boobs.

Joe Simpson, as Jessica Simpsons manager, made a deal with OK! Magazine worth $200,000, promising Jessica would be on the cover of not one but seven covers of the magazine. This tied Jessica in with OK! so that she could not appear on any other magazine covers.

Matt LeBlanc apologized to his wife and daughter after he went to a strip club and cheated on his wife. Matt claims he fell into a “stripper trap” and didn’t know what he was doing.

Kelly Osbourne tells America that everybody does drugs, even the skinny blonde girls that you don’t think would. Oh, and she does drugs too, of course.

The blurb in the new Entertainment Weekly seems like Lilly Allen is mad at the world for liking people who drink and party. What I think she doesn’t realize is that its not always doing bad things that fans focus on.. if someone has a stinky attitude then we’ll dislike you just as much as we dislike a boasting alcoholic. Get it, Lilly? Here’s what she told the magazine:

“[Amy Winehouse] goes to all those parties, though, and hangs out with Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss. I don’t understand that need to become famous. In my country, I think I have a reputation of being a bad role model for kids. Yet nobody’s ever had a picture of me rolling out of a nightclub at five in the morning completely out of my head on Ecstasy, and coked out of my brains. I always find that really peculiar. That’s never gonna happen to me, because really I’m not like that. If I wanted to be like a rich and famous celebrity, I would be going to those celebrity parties and film premieres, but that’s just not what I’m here for and not what I find interesting. And in my spare time I like to stay at home with my boyfriend and watch television. I have had my days of going out and getting trashed, but I don’t really, anymore.”

This is the time you make a snotty face to yourself or make the cat fight sound out loud.