Kelly Bensimon is a former model who recently posed in Playboy. But you probably know her from The Real Housewives of New York. I don’t watch the New York version of that show. I wanted to, since it seems like it’s filled with quality drama, but I watched two episodes and promised my eyes I would never subject them to Bethany Frankel’s horrible face again ( I would link to a picture of her but I really can’t stand looking at her face to create a link!). A lot of the time I call people ugly, it an attempt to over exaggerate and maybe get a few good jokes out of it. But in this case, I promise you, Bethany Frankel is the ugliest creature I have ever seen. She is a walking eating disorder with THE WORST facial features ever. Her jaw is bigger than Minnie Driver’s face. She’s hideous. And to top it off, she has a sketchy boob job and is pretty much a horrible, annoying, stupid person who calls herself a “chef”. Kelly Bensimon, on the other hand, has a great body. She’s lean and toned and obviously healthy. Her face is a bit like a worn out piece of leather but hey, who’s perfect?