I realize these pictures are a week or so old but I have a life so deal with it.

Here is British model actress fame whore Katie Price at the National Television Awards in London, England on January 10, 2010. I used to like her back in the day when she was less retarded than she is now. Plus these are the first pictures I’ve seen of her in a while and her face looks pretty jacked. The Elvira hair, ridiculous eye lashes and nasty dress don’t help but nonetheless, homegirl looks pretty ruined.

But ruined is okay for a busted version of the Golden Globes, I guess.

I like Katie Price. I always have. In fact, I started writing about her before I started writing about any other celebrities. I just think she’s neat cause she marches to the beat of her own drum. She says what she likes and she seems pretty funny. But she really needs to work on her wardrobe. Every once in a while she sneaks in a hideous outfit like this and I just don’t know how people let her out of the house. I mean, her body looks great but that outfit? It’s a bit silly.

More pictures of Katie Price in her cheetah spandex suit right here.

 

At first I wasn’t sure if I wanted to post these pictures of Katie Price. I woke up this morning and I thought, “Is today really a nip slip day? Because it doesn’t feel like a nip slip day.” Then I had my coffee, realized that news was going pretty slow, and decided I’d put up the nip slip pictures of Katie Price. Here’s my thoughts on this set of pictures: 1) Why is she wearing some pseudo-Wonder Woman costume to a book launch? 2) Showing the scar on your nipple from you new boob job isn’t sexy 3) How can you even see with those spider-leg eyelashes in your eyes? 4) How many autobiographies can one 30-year-old woman possibly have? Okay. Now that I’ve got that out of my system, I must say I am usually a fan of Katie Price. And a plus is that the new dark hair looks great on her. Her smaller boobs do, too, but I don’t need to see her nasty ass scars. No one does. More pictures of Katie Price and her nipple slip below.

Playboy model and British reality star Katie Price, also known as Jordan, has surfaced since she’s rumored to have gotten a little work done. Her nose looks a bit smaller, as do her boobies. I’m glad Jordan got her breasts reduced because they were wayy too big before. I like Katie Price cause she says what she thinks all the time, and doesn’t suck up to people just because they have power. That’s admirable for a celebrity who is easily purchased.

I don’t know why she got her nose done, I thought her original one looked pretty darn good. But I guess she didn’t! Here’s Katie Price with her husband Peter Andre and their daughter Princess Tiamii (I don’t know if that’s how you spell it) at the airport in Australia. Loving those Abercrombie sweats!

Image Source: Mr. Paparazzi.

I know, I know… I’ve used the same Christmas picture of Katie Price for the last two years but.. it’s my favorite! Just wanted to wish all my readers a very Merry Christmas! I hope everyone enjoys time with their family and friends, eats a lot of good food, drinks only a little bit too much (and doesn’t drive), and gets to sit in a warm home and relax! If you get done doing all that a bit early, feel free to check out some good gossip stories:

Christmas pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt circa 2006 *Bastardly* 

Victoria Beckham in a small, black dress looking too skinny *The Skinny Website* 

Pictures of a bikini-clad Michelle Marsh, in case you’re bored *Celebslam* 

Hilary Duff, Haylie Duff, and Kelly Osbourne hanging out (Site NSFW) *Drunken Stepfather* 

Angelina Jolie and her daughter Zahara.. they look weird together *ICYDK* 

Topanga aka Danielle Fishel got arrested for a DUI! Wonder what Corey thinks? *The Superficial* 

Criss Angel and Pam Anderson hanging out.. that’s a lot of disease and nasty in one place *WWTDD* 

Some of the first family pictures of Katie Price aka Jordan, her husband Peter Andre, and their second child, Princess Tiaamii. The family did a small photo spread with the OK! Magazine UK. The pictures are sort of small, so I apologize for the crappy resolution. I like Katie Price and everything, but she always looks the same. She’s always really orange and trying to make her “I’m naturally sexy” face, which kind of gets old. Other than that, I have not much to say about these pictures. Word is that Princess has red hair and freckles. Where did that come from?!