According to a source in London, Cameron has been hanging out with Leonardo while he is there working on a movie. The two of them go back to his apartment in Knightsbridge and do sexy times, jokingly telling their friends that they are “playing chess.” Leonardo recently split up with long-time supermodel girlfriend Bar Rafeli and is looking to mingle with Cameron a bit. And Cameron has also been spotted hanging out in London nightclubs with Jude Law. The two became close when they filmed that movie The Holiday together and now that they’re both single, Jude Law wants to hook up. This source says Cam is partying and “playing chess” with both of them.

She really ought to enjoy this because I’m sure they both only want to “play chess” with her. And I’m sure Cam’s hoping Justin Timberlake will get wind of this and become incredibly jealous and want her back but I’m pretty sure Justin Timberlake is too busy being a Grammy-winning, Emmy-nominated musician two-timing jerk to care about Cameron anything other than himself.

I’m not sure why all these celebrities are always trying to beat down the paparazzi. I mean, I get that its probably really annoying having people follow you around all the time, taking pictures of you looking crappy and snapping you while you pick a wedgie. But they wanted to be famous and this is part of it! I mean, if paps never took their picture all the time, they wouldn’t be in magazines, we wouldn’t see them nearly as much, and we really wouldn’t pay attention to them like we do now. They should be happy the paps are interested in them. And instead of being jerks to the paps, cut them some sort of deal. Then it would be a win-win situation. But getting all pissy and violent? I just don’t get it. I think it says something about Jude and Justin. Anyway, here’s what happened.

Jude, 34, tried to take a paps camera away because the pap was taking pictures of his children. While Jude was trying to get the camera, he called the man a pedophile and apparently injured him. The pap filed a police report, and after this, Jude turned himself in to the local police. Jude was held on suspicion of causing actual bodily harm, booked, and fingerprinted and given a court date in October.

I’m on the fence on whether or not I think he should get into trouble. While the pap probably was violating Jude’s space (although the pap denied doing so and denied taking pictures of Jude’s children), I think Jude needs to learn how to relax a bit. What am I saying? I have a horrible temper. I probably would have punched him in the eye!

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Jude Law is sexy, so I’m not going to say he’s stupid for thinking he’s sexy, but I do think he’s beyond conceited. He recently told reporters that it’s hard for him to get a good rep as an actor because he’s just too beautiful. Humm, I wish I had these type of problems.

“I’m only wanted by directors for the image I give off, and it makes me angry. I always wanted to be an actor and not a beauty pageant winner.”

You know what makes me angry? When you’re eating cereal and the spoon sort of tilts before it gets to your mouth and milk ends up running down your chin. That’s the worst. Or when there’s those weird crusties around the top of the milk when you take the lid off. That’s so gross.

Some “breaking news” is out about Lindsay Lohan right now. I say “breaking news” because in all actuality it is not breaking news, it is old news, and it is quite worn out news. According to this “breaking news”, a friend of Lindsay Lohan spills their guts and reveals what a skeeze and drug head she really is.

He says he watched Lohan snort 20 lines of coke from the span of 8 o’clock one night until 11 o’clock the next morning. In addition to that, he says that Lohan said, “I’m going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law.” The source also unveils a list of people Lindsay Lohan has slept with, including Jared Leto, James Blunt, Calem Best, Joaquin Pheonix, Benecio Del Toro, and James Franco. Lohan said she messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio but didn’t have sex with him. Here’s a brief blurb of the article that’s outing Lindsay for the drug feign she is:

The friend added: “Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it.” And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.

“She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.”

Her friend said: “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before.

“She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

“I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone.

“Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out.

“One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat.”

The article is worth reading, so if you’d like to read it, click here (or on breaking news, above.) I feel bad for her because she obviously feels she has to do this to maintain some sort of twisted self-worth. Kinda gives you a little respect for Leonardo DiCaprio, knowing he didn’t get involved in that. Anyway, I think this little girl is more messed up than we realized. Sadness!

On Friday night, Lindsay Lohan went out partying to the nightclub The Box. Who did she meet up with? If you guessed Jude Law, or if you just saw the picture of him to the left and read this headline, then you’d be right-o!

“The two of them spent a good solid two hours together,” a friend of Lohan’s tells us. “Lindsay is obsessed with Jude!” (Source: Perez Hilton)

Sources also say that they saw Lindsay, fresh out of rehab, drinking. Drinking what, that I’m not sure of. I’m going to guess alcohol though because they wouldn’t mention it if it was warm Ovaltine or Crystal Pepsi.

Then at 5:30am, Lindsay Lohan and Jude Law finally left the club. Good thing Dina Lohan, Lindsay’s mom, was there to drive them home. Even though she’s probably got more problems than Lindsay and Jude combined.

Do you think they make a cute couple??