Oh yeah, that’s totally a face I would trust not to seduce my husband and ruin my life. Oh and before I get to the story, let me just put this out there: Angelina Jolie met her ex-husband Billy Bob Thornton when he was engaged to another actress and she met her current baby-daddy Brad Pitt when he was still married to Jennifer Aniston. Okay, with that said…

Vanessa Paradis, the baby-momma and basically “wife” of actor Johnny Depp, is reportedly weary of Depp having a love scene with Jolie in their next film together. Rumors are going around that Depp is trying to pull out of the film (pun intended) to make his wife happy. In addition, there are already rumors circulating that Jolie has her sights set on Depp.

Depp and Paradis, who is a French singer and model, have two children together. That’s perfect for Angie! She can wreck another home! Call it insecure or not, I’d say I’d want to steer clear of a man-eating, family-wrecking, attention-stealing woman like Angelina Jolie.

Jennifer Aniston is nodding her head yes somewhere in the universe right now!

In case you don’t remember, Johnny Depp’s daughter was quick sick back in the Spring. Johnny and Vanessa were quite worried about her making it. Now Johnny is talking about how scary it was for his little girl to be sick, and how she’s healthy now. He told Entertainment Weekly:

“To say it was the darkest moment, that’s nothing.”
“It doesn’t come close to describing it. Words are so small.”
“Now every single millisecond is a mini-celebration,” says the two-time Oscar nominee. “Every time we get to breathe in and exhale is a huge victory. She pulled through beautifully, perfectly, with no lasting anything.”

So sweet! What a loving daddy! I’m glad to hear that his daughter is doing better. It’s always horrible when children get sick, no matter what! You feel bad when anyone gets sick but children don’t always know whats happening to them and they aren’t able to cope as easy as adults are. Congratulations to Johnny and Vanessa on everything!

“I’m not particularly optimistic about society. We’re in an age where everything has gone too far. It’s an ugly world. “I’m truly frightened of America in terms of raising my daughter here. I don’t believe that is an option at all.”- Johnny Depp on raising his daughter in America

He doesn’t want his daughter to turn out anorexic or followed by the paps. He doesn’t want her more concerned with what she’s wearing and how she looks as opposed to what she’s doing and how she feels. He’s scared she’ll be blinded by all the fame crap in the States. BUT… he IS an American. He needs to recognize!

Before I even mention the story, I just want to say that Johnny Depp is going down hill. I saw a picture of him the other day where he looked like Pete Doherty. Honestly. Skinny and cracked out. Let’s hope it was just a bad picture of him cause usually Johnny Depp is hot. ANYWAY.

According to OK! Magazine, Johnny Depp and his longtime lover Vanessa Paradis are planning to finally get married this summer. These two have been together for like, nine years. They have two children together; Lily Rose who is 8 and Jack who is 5. I think it’s about time. Wonder what Wino thinks about that?

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Johnny Depp, pictured here at the premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean 3 in Tokyo, has said that kissing his co-star, Keira Knightley, was weird because she is much younger than he is.

You know, Kirsten Dunst kissed Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt when she was like, 12 in that vampire movie, and that was movie gold! They all said that was weird but I think that was because even back then Kiki was a snaggle tooth. It had nothing to do with age, I’m positive.

I don’t care if Johnny Depp is 90 years old, I’d still make out with him and love every second of it! He is so awesome. How does anyone not like Johnny Depp? I was friends with this chick who was totally obsessed with him. She even had a Pirates of the Caribbean party when the dvd came out. I didn’t think she was crazy, but I didn’t really see the appeal.

NOW, though, after the ordeal with his daughter getting sick and this new quote about him being a thousand years old (funny), I am beginning to have a crush on him.

Here’s what the Benny and Joon star said about kissing Keira Knightley:

“The smooches are always so awkward, especially because Keira and I have never been in that kind of situation together. She’s, like, three and I’m a thousand! We’ve known each other for a few years and suddenly it was, ‘Are you ready for this?’ And you just do it. It becomes more like a stunt in a way. She was a great sport about it.“

I bet she was a great sport about it. She probably has a secret crush on Johnny Depp. What’s with her boyfriend, Rupert Friend, looking almost exactly freaking like Orlando Bloom? Does anyone, besides me, find that really fricken weird? Whatever, though.