Jennifer Aniston has been trailing after John Mayer the last couple weeks while he performs in Europe. They are a couple so of course Jen has to attend all his shows.. very early Gwyneth and Chris, isn’t it? But at a show in Hyde Park in London, Jennifer saw an ex-fling of John, Kim Stewart. Sources say that Jen didn’t want anyone around that reminded her that John “used to be a player” and immediately tried to get Kim thrown out of the show.

Damn, thats a little paranoid. One time my fiance and I were at a wedding of our friends and the groom’s cousin was drunk and ALL OVER my fiance. I mean, she followed him to the bathroom and asked him why he was getting married to me. Freaking bitch. Nonetheless, I didn’t do anything and thats far more forward than Kim just being at a concert. Jen is paranoid. She doesn’t want to get “ANGIED” again.

Anyway, once John found out Jen wanted Kim kicked out and that Kim wasn’t having it, John personally had Kim removed. When being escorted out by bouncers, Kim was yelling “why doesn’t he want me here?! Is it because of her?!” Then she left.

I say even though Kim was yelling, she’s the winner. Jen is paranoid. Unless Angie comes to a John Mayer concert, homegirl needs to chillax.

Meeting your significant other’s friends is always a big deal – but even more so when those pals are Friends.

Jennifer Aniston, 39, and her beau John Mayer, 30, popped in for a visit with Aniston’s former co-star and BFF Courteney Cox and husband David Arquette at their new home in Malibu on Sunday.

In the evening, Aniston and Mayer snuggled on the Arquettes’ deck as they watched the sunset. It was the perfect ending to a perfect weekend for the couple.

After being apart while Aniston wrapped Marley & Me and Mayer visited Hong Kong for a Coach boutique opening, the pair reunited on Saturday in Los Angeles.

“They spent the day together at Jen’s place,” a source tells PEOPLE. “They were happy to see each other.”

The twosome dodged paparazzi to enjoy an intimate dinner at one of Jen’s favorite spots, the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel, before going back to the actress’s Hollywood Hills home.

PEOPLE 

Who knows if John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are really dating. We’ve seen pictures of them together, including this newest one of the two of them cuddling in at Mandarin Oriental in Miami, but what does that prove? John Mayer goes through chicks like Amy Winehouse goes through a ten-sack. I just want Jennifer to find someone and get gobs of press attention. I want her to overshadow Angie because, really, aren’t we all getting tired of Angie? I am.

 

John Mayer wrote this on his blog (and already took it down) but The Sun is reporting that its about his ex-girlfriend, Jessica Simpson. Mayer also dated Cameron Diaz and she’s pretty annoying so, in all fairness to Jessica, this could be about Cam, too. Anyways, here’s what he wrote:

“Dear Ex Lover,

“Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.

I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.

“I hope this is enough closure for you.

“Goodbye.

“P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.”

Who do you think it’s about??  I thought Jessica was happily dating Tony Romo, so why would she still be bugging John? Maybe she wants to do a shitty duet? Who knows.

 

First she gets dissed by 50 Cent and now John Mayer is turning her down. Man, ever since she got out of the slammer Paris Hilton can’t get any love, can she? Maybe the men in Hollywood have finally seen all the videos on the internet of Paris being herself and realized what a horrible person she really is. Or maybe John Mayer is just stuck up and easily annoyed? Unfortunately I’d say it’s just John Mayer being a diva.

According to sources, Paris Hilton was trying to get the attention of John Mayer on the night of the Grammys but couldn’t. Burn! Page Six reports:

Hilton struck out several times over the weekend. After the Grammys on Sunday, the celebutard showed up at the Sony BMG Grammy party at the Thompson Hotel lounge and “aggressively tried to hook up with John Mayer – following him around and dancing, trying to get him to look at her,” a source told Page Six.

“At one point, she sat at a table and tapped on the seat to motion him to sit next to her. John politely sat for less than a second before ignoring her and moving to chat with a group of friends.”

Ha. That story makes me happy. I have strep throat right now and feel pretty mediocre so any good news makes me happy and forget that I’m sick. I also read on Page Six that Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton got into a little tiff at this same party. That’s funny. These two chicks are stuck in high school trying to get popular. They think if they can hook-up with the “popular” guys then their value and self-worth goes up. Sad. Paris is just sad.

I love stories about celebrities who actually use the line “do you know who I am?” because it’s so condescending and presumptuous. You know, there are some people out there that don’t watch Extra and ET, who don’t buy into commercialism and other crap. Some people watch movies for the story and listen to songs because of the music. But I’m not sure celebrities know this. I think they assume since paps are always taking their picture that America and the rest of the world sees all of those pictures, cares, and wants more. Soo not the case.

According to sources, John Mayer was trying to make a rather large purchase via credit card at Circuit City when he was caught without a photo ID. When the clerk at the store asked him for his ID, an annoyed Mayer asked “Don’t you know who I am??” Who knows how it ended but I think its funny. I used to work at Circuit City doing customer service, and let me tell you, if someone doesn’t have their ID, I wish they did.  Because when they don’t, I have to say they can’t make that purchase and then I get bitched out for hours. I’ve yet to have anyone ask if I know who they are, though. But I’d love for it to happen. I’d totally own John Mayer.

P.S. Remember when John Corbett got famous from My Big Fat Greek Wedding and was in some bar and got hammered and did the whole “Don’t you know who I am? I’m in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I’m the most famous guy in Hollywood. I’m Aidan!” Good stuff. Where is he now, again? Exactly.

P.P.S.  I put up a picture of John Corbett because he’s easy on the eyes. John Mayer? Not so much.